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doodle of my wife and girlfriend (they're married to each other)
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Strangers in Paradise, the vampire edition by Terry Moore
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i love the phrase "great post everyone. hit the showers" because it implies that posting is a sport. which it is
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sure I could become a slut. but you see, I'm scared
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the only reason why ten year old girls are destroying stupidly overpriced products at sephora to make “skincare smoothies” is because they aren’t being given access to a yard with a variety of mud, sticks, rocks, puddles, and old ceramic planters to make potions in. the children yearn for the apothecary
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You are a supervillain with healing powers. The only reason you are labelled a supervillain because the American healthcare system is intimidated by you.
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Goth girl who says "fangs" instead of "thanks"
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greek mythology musicals my beloved
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Kill me once, shame on you. Kill me twice, how did you did that.
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Get you a girl who speaks in parentheses. Get you a girl who includes information in a sentence that isn't necessary but adds additional context or commentary.
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they never tell you abt The Skeleton's Curse (bone pain)
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