doodle of my wife and girlfriend (they're married to each other)
3K notes
·
View notes
Strangers in Paradise, the vampire edition by Terry Moore
34 notes
·
View notes
i love the phrase "great post everyone. hit the showers" because it implies that posting is a sport. which it is
52K notes
·
View notes
59K notes
·
View notes
sure I could become a slut. but you see, I'm scared
17K notes
·
View notes
the only reason why ten year old girls are destroying stupidly overpriced products at sephora to make “skincare smoothies” is because they aren’t being given access to a yard with a variety of mud, sticks, rocks, puddles, and old ceramic planters to make potions in. the children yearn for the apothecary
46K notes
·
View notes
You are a supervillain with healing powers. The only reason you are labelled a supervillain because the American healthcare system is intimidated by you.
6K notes
·
View notes
Goth girl who says "fangs" instead of "thanks"
27K notes
·
View notes
greek mythology musicals my beloved
7K notes
·
View notes
Kill me once, shame on you.
Kill me twice, how did you did that.
53K notes
·
View notes
18K notes
·
View notes
Get you a girl who speaks in parentheses. Get you a girl who includes information in a sentence that isn't necessary but adds additional context or commentary.
48K notes
·
View notes
they never tell you abt The Skeleton's Curse (bone pain)
44K notes
·
View notes
298 notes
·
View notes