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watched some videos on feng shui and now all i want to do is move some furniture. it's 8 pm.

#can't stop thinking about the line in tgcf that's just. what is this shitty feng shui? can't even remember the context it's just hilarious #storytime with elina

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*dude who is not watching his bank acc voice* oooh i got plany of moneys

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im starting to think you guys dont like it when stories make you feel things

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#anxious tears in tokyo narita bcos i couldn’t find my luggage drop and at that point i was so tired i was anyway on a verge of breakdown #i just wanted to go home :(

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thinking abt that post that's like "lestat would get jealous of a lamp post if louis looked too long at it" and. do you think they're too insane to let the other one use toys? because lestat totally seems like all those dudes on reddit who whine about their girlfriends having dildos or vibes because wdym their dick isn't enough for them???

i think about this every day. in the 5 days since you sent it there hasnt been a day that i dont think about it. yes of course lestat is like this BUT MOST IMPORTANTLY louis gets mad when lestat jerks off. he's like are you fucking insane. and lestat is like i only do anymore when ur not in the mood and louis is like So you can't wait? You was gonna die?

#this is the exact dynamic they have #iwtv

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whenever i'm trying to talk myself out of buying something i don't need i always hear my old russian professor's voice echoing in my head: "WHAT??? WILL YOU DIE THE RICHEST MAN IN THE GRAVEYARD?" and then i make an unwise financial decision

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finishing up my sociology of education essay and battling with myself so that i don’t write some variation of ”we live in a society” as the ending thesis.

#but we do live in a society if you think about that #storytime with elina

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#no.

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me if this bullshit doesn’t stop

it’s been snowing in helsinki for 24h straight and there’s like 20cm of snow on the ground and with each cm added i’m closer and closer to me snapping and renting that flame thrower

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#congrats to her but i hate that it’s that song

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it’s been snowing in helsinki for 24h straight and there’s like 20cm of snow on the ground and with each cm added i’m closer and closer to me snapping and renting that flame thrower

#it’s nearly may it’s supposed to be full on spring #i saw a video of someone downhill skiing in the city center #storytime with elina

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#i too have pictures of david’s penis on my phone. an honored tradition.

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#me rn when i have an essay due tomorrow and still need like five pages worth of text

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'Irredeemable media' is such a funny concept to me because it's never used for stuff like Birth of a Nation or A Serbian Film. It's always The Owl House or My Hero Academia because these people only watch things for children and can't stand any conflict more complex than Super Mario Brothers.

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sometimes im like "wow holy shit im being really fucking annoying. i should stop talking" and then i pull out my magic 8 ball and it says "youve always been annoying and your friends chose to talk you anyways. youll be fine" and im like wow thanks magic 8 ball. and then the ogre attacks me

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NIGHTCRAWLER in X-MEN ‘97 — Remember It (S01E05)

#i love youuuuuu #marvel #x-men