As I grow older I feel my capacity to understand that Miss Piggy is not a real person reached a peak in my adolescence and is now on a steady decline. I watched a Wendy Williams interview and there's this part that's like "can we get a ring cam!" and Miss Piggy shows her bling and I'm just like fuck she's so iconic. Miss Piggy who are you wearing? Miss Piggy have you ever considered running for office??
The year is 2025. You’re sitting in the theatre watching the brand new Minecraft movie. Jack Black has successfully nailed his role and saved Dr Trayaurus, Lizzie LDShadowlady has performed her solo reprise of Deal With Destiny and Chris Pratt has joined the crew as cod in a bucket. As the cast walk into the blocky sunset, Mumbo K. Jumbo turns around and asks “Is the moon big?” Credits roll, crowd goes wild. Hermitblr does not shut up for at least 6 weeks
AROMANTICISM AND ASEXUALITY ARE INHERENTLY QUEER AND DO NOT NEED TO BE PAIRED UP WITH ANOTHER LGBTQ IDENTITY TO BE RECOGNIZED AS SUCH AND YES THIS INCLUDES CISHET ASPECS
everyone on r/aita is doing polyamory so wrong and i think they could learn something from tommyinnit. I'm not going to say hes doing it any better but he is being really funny about it
its kinda hilarious if this is just qfits weird goddamn dream while hes hallucinating in that cave hole. what do you mean pac didnt show up once but phil was there for a good hour telling him he fucking sucked at farming