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monstersexts · 1 year
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yes I'm a magical devil yes I two-handed grip fat nuts we exist
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monstersexts · 1 year
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Twitter emailed me saying they’re revoking my API access, bot may come back in the future but I don’t plan on fixing it right now
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monstersexts · 1 year
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New anime plot: there's this SCP except she's got huge boobs. i mean some serious honkers. Packin some dobonhonkeros. Then, a gorgon shows up with even bigger bonkhonagahoogs. humongous hungolomghononoloughongous.
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monstersexts · 1 year
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Got patted by ethereal personifications of the terrifying ordeal of being known in a pumpkin patch, lads
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monstersexts · 1 year
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bro we are eldritch mummies.... it's okay to cry around me.... bro we are fondling eachother now... don't stop bro...
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monstersexts · 1 year
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LET! GANGLY KOBOLDS! GET! CLAIMED!
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monstersexts · 1 year
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booty shorts that say "this machine teases effervescent elves" on the ass
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monstersexts · 1 year
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You want to explore my thighs? B-But we're both poisonous swamp things!
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monstersexts · 1 year
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Got gunched by dominant goblins in front of my salad, lads
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monstersexts · 1 year
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Oh noooo, a bunch of big scary scantily-clad slimegirls! I sure hope they don't all suck me! ;3 ;3 ;3
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monstersexts · 1 year
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bro stop talking about nuzzling butch zombies you're scaring the hoes
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monstersexts · 1 year
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its real feral skeleton snuggling hours
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monstersexts · 1 year
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You are not immune to buxom cryptid ears
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monstersexts · 1 year
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bro we are entrancing xcom 2 snake girls.... it's okay to cry around me.... bro we are pegging eachother now... don't stop bro...
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monstersexts · 1 year
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two preppy frankenstiens, tonguing eachother in the subway tunnels, zero feet apart cuz they ARE gay
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monstersexts · 1 year
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Oh noooo, a bunch of big scary fluffy cyclopes! I sure hope they don't all slam me! ;3 ;3 ;3
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monstersexts · 1 year
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It doesn't have to be like this (photo of me getting nuzzled by a mutated lyctor) when it could be like THIS (photo of me getting nuzzled by a mutated lyctor AND a frisky gargoyle at the same time). I have TWO girldicks
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