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Like Robbie and Liam rlly showed up for campaign three like yeah you guys didn’t see it but these two have spent a year together and there’s Something there. and then Robbie left and Liam took it and went ok well I’m going to romance his character quietly and one-sidedly and it will be devastatingly believable anyway

I don’t think it can be understated just how convincing the development of Dorym is considering the majority of its early development happened during the span of a year that we did not see, and has continued to evolve despite one of the players having not been at the table in nearly twice as long

#Critical role #cr spoilers

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I don’t think it can be understated just how convincing the development of Dorym is considering the majority of its early development happened during the span of a year that we did not see, and has continued to evolve despite one of the players having not been at the table in nearly twice as long

#Critical role #bells hells #dorym #cr spoilers

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"calling your mom and sending her into a personal crisis about what's right" critical role meant for fulfilling fantasies you dream of but can't accomplish in the real world, like experiencing a heroes journey with fantastical adventures, being able to cast spells, and being able to change your mother's mind.

#Cr spoilers

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So I just saw a post by a random personal blog that said “don’t follow me if we never even had a conversation before” and?????? Not to be rude but literally what the fuck??????????

I’ve had people (non-pornbots) try to strike conversation out of nowhere in my DMs recently, and now I’m wondering if they were doing that because they wanted to follow me and thought they needed to interact first. I feel compelled to say, just in case, that it’s totally okay to follow this blog (or my side blog, for that matter) even if we’ve never talked before.

Also, I’m legit confused. Is this how follow culture works right now? It was worded like it’s common sense but is that really a thing?

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It’s practically 2014 and you guys still don’t know how to google if an article is real or not before giving it 100,000 notes

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English added by me :)

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Emily Axford before junior year: yeah I asked Brennan if I could roll a new character so that Fig could get her happy ending I felt like we kind of wrapped up her story

Emily Axford during junior year: yeah fig has no direction or motivation except for the love she has for her friends and it's causing a major identity crisis. she feels no connection to her class, to her music, to hell and she wants to disappear when anyone focuses on her too much but maybe if she keeps being helpful she'll never lose her identity and no one will ever notice something is wrong 🙂

#girl what a fuckin mood #but also #ow #d20

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Fantasy High Dashboard Simulator:

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why did a high schooler just campaign for student body president at my union meeting

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she’s the only politician I respect btw

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didn’t get a date to prom everyone manifest a dragon attack or smth

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by sol this can’t be happening

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“kinda gay to be a private investigator, whose privates are you investigating” NO ONE’S I’M AROACE LEAVE ME ALONE

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why the nightmare king kinda…… but I would never…. unless? 👀😏

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trapped in a hellscape

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one time i got so high on gorgenfern i learned the name of the only true god

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what was it

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brennan

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“the best revenge is letting go and living well” WRONG. ADAINE’S FURIOUS FISTS. 👊💥👊💥👊💥👊💥👊💥👊💥👊💥👊💥👊💥👊💥👊💥👊💥👊💥👊💥👊💥👊💥👊💥👊💥👊💥👊💥👊💥👊💥👊💥👊💥

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thank galicaea there’s not one of those evil versions of my blog 😅

❄️destroyer-of-elmville Follow

yeah that’d be crazy

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Marisha getting hustled out of the bathroom and back to the table to take 28 points of force damage from a Legendary Action with no reactions left

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You know how there's those physical traits that you find attractive or think look cool, but you can't compliment people about that because those features aren't considered "conventionally attractive" and you know there's no way to point it out in any way that wouldn't feel like a cruel, sarcastic or backhanded compliment? Like when people have teeth like this:

Like the type that are set a bit above the other teeth, at an angle where they point outwards a little. I don't know if there's some actual medical reason why they need to be straightened or if they're painful if you don't get braces or something, but purely visually speaking I think those look cool as shit.

Like you've got fangs. Canines that put the 'canine' to a wolfish grin. That is the coolest shit ever and I can't tell someone that because they've been taught that having distinct teeth with character is wrong and bad. And I don't mean to be dramatic but I think that people who taught you to be self-conscious about having angled teeth should be ground to bonemeal and fed to cabbages.

#I have too many teeth and therefore a few that stick out or don’t rly sit where they’re supposed to #but I can’t imagine ones like these would hurt too much! #the overcrowding is uncomfortable but unrelated to actual placement and it doesn’t hurt otherwise #bigggest medical concern for me is not being able to clean properly #but in this case it should be rlly easy #anyway #tangent aside I agree I think they’re cute

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whatever the true reason is for Kipperlilly hating Riz specifically, there is something uniquely hilarious to me about the idea of this high strung rogue harboring this pathological, foaming-at-the-mouth-with-hatred, one-sided rivalry with another rogue student for two whole years, and then she shows up to the first day of junior year and gets read for filth by his cleric friend, who goes on the immediately surpass all previous levels of hatred and create a two-sided rivalry that the original rival is just tagging along with because of Friend Duties. absolutely hysterical that Riz hates Kipperlilly out of disdain for the ratgrinders and solidarity with Kristen, meanwhile Kipperlilly's main-character rivalry with Riz was usurped in roughly .5 seconds by Kristen Applebees whipping out "What are you, like, four dogs?"

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hey boss i can't come in today it's a sunny day and there's a lovely breeze coming in through my window, yeah it's rustling the branches of the tree outside that's finally bloomed so it's pretty serious

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How do you want to do this?

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Goodbye, Faithful Caregiver.

#critical role

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all descriptions gender neutral, based on vibes only

#said older sibling bc those are the vibes u gave off when I first joined tumblr. very inviting and comfy :)

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izutsumiiiiiiii. kitby