mnemosyne2110

[mnemosyne2110]

The President’s Song but it's Mexican, grim, punk af, and by Molotov instead of the Animaniacs

Lyric translation:

I was born on a day in January 

in times of Echeverria 

I wasn't from money, or from a reputable family

From among the missing, young and confused 

They didn't help them, they just managed 

After raising the kids, a certain López Portillo came 

According to this, widely well read

Very arrogant and conceited 

Like a dog, they were told, they would defend the peso 

But the dog was a bloodhound 

and he wanted to steal that bone. 

From almost that same profile, also from the ranks of the PRI 

To screw us for six years, came a certain De La Madrid 

When in times of the earthquake he didn't help the Mexicans 

His narcissism managed more, and instead he washed his hands 

The remedy for the selfishness of this kind of scorpion:

He preferred to bite himself and end himself 

He could not dirty the image of a president more 

That at the world cup party

All people whistled at him:

“Paloma Cordero, your husband is an asshole!”

[Chorus] 

Raise your hand if any of them have helped you 

We do not forget, here we remind you 

Raise your hand if any of them have helped you 

We do not forget, here we make a note on them

Raise your hand if any of them have helped you 

We do not forget, here we remind you 

Raise your hand if any of them have helped you 

We do not forget, here we make a note on them 

I didn't know what was coming, but a certain Salinas was coming

Genius of the economy, to leave us in ruins 

From the Secretary of Programs and Budgets 

The doctor and teacher sneaked in to take away what is ours 

This one pocketed the money, he thought we were dumbasses 

He removed three zeros and exchanged them for new pesos 

They had to find a way to shrink their balls  

With the typical “dedazo” they assigned us to Cedillo

A certain Vicente Fox came, according to this, with a change 

He came to heat the saddle, but that one of his horse 

He put Martita (his wife) to work as his lackey 

Vacations at the ranch with everything paid 

Then came Calderón from the Libre de Derecho

He did almost everything wrong, he left everything battered 

Before security he did not give in to twist that arm 

He hit the criminal hard, he hit the booze harder 

What happens is that the band is drunk 

They are drunk, they are drunk 

[Chorus] 

Then Peña Nieto came announcing the following: 

That from that moment on anyone can be president 

This one barely learned the alphabet 

Already in that six-year term almost everything was an ordeal 

They made us a montage like that of a telenovela 

And as the main actress they brought Angelica Rivera 

The image of the PRI was a very handsome young man 

That they put there to take care of that position 

López Obrador came from the country of hugs

He does almost everything right

But I have other data 

He blames everything bad on all of the previous ones

Because they were all corrupt, because they were conservatives

He ended corruption with a white handkerchief 

He devastated the pandemic with images of a saint 

[Chorus] 

Raise your hand if any of them have helped you 

We do not forget, here we remind you 

Raise your hand if they have been detrimental for you 

We do not forget, here we make a note on them

Raise your hand if any of them have helped you 

We do not forget, here we remind you

Raise your hand if they have been detrimental for you 

We do not forget, here we make a note on them

#mexico #molotov #no olvidamos #gobierno #gobierno de méxico #presidentes #luis echeverria #echeverría #lopez portillo #de la madrid #carlos salinas #cedillo #vicente fox #felipe calderón #enrique peña nieto #Andres Manuel Lopez Obrador #Mexican History #mexican presidents

[mnemosyne2110]

Echeverría ha muerto. Echeverría has died. Viva México 🇲🇽

Robarse el futuro de la nación a la que empobreciste te va a permitir tener el mejor cuidado médico que el dinero pueda comprar…pero la neta, ya lo único que lo estaba manteniendo vivo era la pura maldad

Stealing the future of the nation you impoverished is going get the best medical care money can buy…but at this point, the one thing that was keeping him alive was just pure evil

#echeverría #luis echeverria #mexico

[mnemosyne2110]

I am something beyond emputada about what I can only describe is the SCOTUS and the United States of America further prolapsing into a far right theocracy.  Therefore, I am going to let Trae here put my outrage into something much more coherent than anything else I’m currently capable of.

#roe vs. wade #roe v wade #scotus #roe overturned #trae crowder

[mnemosyne2110]

“Y así es la de la CDMX”

“And this is what those from Mexico City are like”

NO MANCHEN YO INMEDIATAMENTE RECONOCÍ ESA IMAGEN. ES UNA IMAGEN QUE VÍ EN EL LIBRO DE LECTURA DE LA SEP EN LA PRIMARIA HACE 20 AÑOS 😂 😭 💀

“The SEP (i.e. the Mexican department of public education) taught me that this is what people from Monterrey are like”

I deadass immediately recognized this image. This is an image I saw in a government issued textbook back in elementary school, 20 years ago.

#CDMX #ciudad de méxico #mexico city #chilango

[mnemosyne2110]

NO MANCHEN YO INMEDIATAMENTE RECONOCÍ ESA IMAGEN. ES UNA IMAGEN QUE VÍ EN EL LIBRO DE LECTURA DE LA SEP EN LA PRIMARIA HACE 20 AÑOS 😂 😭 💀

“The SEP (i.e. the Mexican department of public education) taught me that this is what people from Monterrey are like”

I deadass immediately recognized this image. This is an image I saw in a government issued textbook back in elementary school, 20 years ago.

#SEP #secretaria de educación pública #Mexico #growing up Mexican #Mexican memes #memes mexicanos #growing up hispanic #monterrey #nuevo león #Norte de Mexico #northern Mexico #just Mexican things #Regios

[mnemosyne2110]

Me rn scrambling to find anything I own in pride colors to wear today for the pride event at work because I’m the kind of bisexual that wears exclusively black and leather

Yo aquí como pendeja tratando de encontrar alguna prenda con los colores del orgullo que me pueda poner hoy para el evento del orgullo en el trabajo porque soy el tipo de bisexual que se viste exclusivamente de negro y de cuero

#happy pride 🌈 #lgbt pride #gay pride #bi icons #bi problems #bi pride #orgullo lgtbi #latino gay

[mnemosyne2110]

Idk how Republicans are managing to blame the Texas school shooting on trans people…but of course they fucking are. Happy motherfucking Pride Month y’all.

These are the people who run our country…and they deadass fell hook, line, and sinker for yet another one of /pol/‘s schemes. They are straight up deepthroating that hook.

#uvalde #transphobia #republicans #gop #scapegoat #Texas #/pol/ #4chan #source: 4chan #fuck 4chan

[mnemosyne2110]

Five shootings within these last 2 weeks; 2 of them were hate crimes, 1 of them was in my city, and 2 of them involved children.

I’m overwhelmed, and yet I feel myself growing more and more numb. I honestly don’t have much left to say. Nothing fancy or powerful. I am tired. I am done.

Fuck your guns. Fuck the RNC. Fuck those spineless DNC chickenshits who have passively allowed this violence to be perpetuated against our lives and our civil rights. Fuck your anti-gun control, anti-mask, anti-vaccine, anti-universal healthcare, and “pro-life” hypocrisies. Fuck your ”state’s rights” and pro-state sponsored tyranny hypocrisies. Fuck your bigotry. Fuck your corporate donors. Fuck the wealth you have amassed at our expense.

And fuck your American pride, because you have failed as leaders of this nation, you have failed the people of this nation, and we have failed as a nation.

[mnemosyne2110]

"The result is an absence of checks and balances in Russia, and the decision of one man to launch a wholly unjustified and brutal invasion of Iraq — I mean of Ukraine," Bush said.” "Iraq… anyway," he said with a shake of his head, as members of the audience chuckled. He then cited his age, 75, before returning to his speech.”

Nah, that wasn’t your age. That was all the blood in your hands speaking for itself.

#george bush #bush #george w bush #iraq #iraq war #ukraine #ukraine war #invasion of iraq #american imperialism #war criminal

[mnemosyne2110]

Ulster is Irish ✊🏼🇮🇪

#northern ireland #sinn féin #sinn fein #brexit #ireland #united ireland #british imperialism #northern ireland assembly #michelle o’neill

[mnemosyne2110]

Que nunca se olviden de esa vez en la CDMX cuando un vato de 35 trató de asaltar un autobús. Y como uno de los pasajeros, su mamá, lo bajó a chanclazos en público.

Never forget about that time in Mexico City when some 35 year old dude attempted to rob a bus. And how one of the passengers, his mom, got him off it by whooping his ass in public with a chancla.

https://www.excelsior.com.mx/trending/ladron-recibe-chanclazo-al-encontrarse-con-su-mama-en-asalto/1275863?amp

https://elpais.com/internacional/2018/11/03/mundo_global/1541270736_576585.html?outputType=amp

#Mexico #only in mexico #solo en mexico #ciudad de Mexico #Mexico City #cdmx #solo en cdmx #chancla #la chancla #growing up Mexican #growing up Hispanic #Growing up Latino

[mnemosyne2110]

To the people of Ukraine, and to her warriors:

“Mas si osare un extraño enemigo

Profanar con su planta tu suelo

Piensa o patria querida que el cielo

Un soldado en cada hijo te dió”

“And if a foreign enemy dares to desecrate your soil with his sole, think, oh fatherland, that in every son/daughter, heaven has given you a soldier”

This is one of the sonnets of the Mexican national anthem. I would like to dedicate this to you you all, because you embody it 🇺🇦 🇲🇽 🇺🇸 ✊

also, puta is сука

#Ukraine #kyiv #russia #russia ukraine putin #putin #Vladimir Putin #fuck Putin #Mexico #himno nacional #himno nacional mexicano #Mexican national anthem #сука #Russian military aggression #stand with Ukraine #Invasion #Russian invasion #україни #Київ

[mnemosyne2110]

Fuck Vladimir Putin 🇺🇦

#Ukraine #russia #kiyv #Putin

[mnemosyne2110]

“A purported screenshot of another 2019 tweet showed Kolfage baselessly claiming, "The only butterflies we saw were swarming a decomposing body," “

Also from The Guardian: “Conspiracy theories about the butterfly center snowballed after Kolfage posted a series of tweets, claiming it was run by “left wing thugs with a sham butterfly agenda” and asserting without evidence that “rampant sex trade” was taking place on the property.”

This is the dumbest fucking timeline

#Texas #rio grande river #rio grande #butterfly #butterfly sanctuary #nature reserve #trump #donald trump #qanonarmy #qanonisacult #qanonsense #qanon #qanon conspiracy #gop #republicans #mcallen #national butterfly center #michael flynn #kolfage #far right #conservatives be like #everyday we stray further from god #border wall #us mexico border

[mnemosyne2110]

On second thought, to hell with it. I’m making the executive decision to make [gay pondering] a thing in this alignment chart, and to have Stephen Fry represent us bisexuals who are generally teetering between being distinguished and barely functional. One could argue that [gay pondering] could also be the in-between of [gay confusion] and [cries in homosexual]. However, perhaps this would be a similar yet different in-between alignment known as [Gay Dwelling] or [dwells in gay]. 

Alignment Chart

(it’s clearer when you click it)

#stephen fry #alignment #alignment chart #lgbtq #gay jokes #gay #bisexual #bisexuality #bi pride

[mnemosyne2110]

I’d say that generally, I’m more [gay confusion] than [gay silence], but not fully gay confusion. Would [gay pondering] be the in-between? Is that a thing?

Alignment Chart

(it’s clearer when you click it)

[mnemosyne2110]

Producer: “You can’t just slap everyone!” Hilda: *slaps the producer*

El productor: “Usted no puede andar abofeteando a todos!” Hilda: *abofetea al productor*

#Hilda Abrahamz #Mi Bella Gorda #telenovelas #cachetadas #bitch slap #soap opera #quality content #venezuela #slap slap slap #slapping