No one thinks Taylor Swift grew up in an asylum we are talking about how she was raised because she was literally a rich white girl who got everything she ever wanted because her daddy spent absurd amounts of money getting her music lessons and getting her a record deal and it's audacious to pretend she had to struggle for anything.
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if someone told me my blood smelled and tasted good i would be over the moon. this is on account of my nature
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bg3 is actually a dating sim 💘
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i don't know guys i kinda like this one
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Mythbusters have 3 categories of myths
the general public doesnt know how physics works
the general public doesnt know how lying works
oh crap this ones real
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Buckle up, European and Foreigner Tumblypoos, because I'm about to learn you a thing about AMERICA.
You see these delectable motherflippers? These are called STATES. You stupid foreigners might not be able to wrap your head around this, but basically they're administrative subdivisions of the country.
And here's the thing: They are totally heckin' different from each other! For instance, New York:
Looks TOTALLY DIFFERENT from Kansas:
And they both look TOTALLY different from California!
So before you make fun of an American for not knowing where tiny third-world countries like "Check Republic" or "South Korea" are, maybe think about how much we have to learn about the unique regional differences in our OWN country. Maybe you should think about AMERICA more.
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Oh she thinks she’s the plusherrrrr
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unbelievable that its 4/20 and absolutely nobody has put the objectively best rage comic on my dash yet. i have to do everything around here
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