misquotedladybug

[misquotedladybug]

Shadow Moth, finally fighting Ladybug and Chat Noir in person: I have to admit, I’ve enjoyed our little fights far more than I care to admit. You’ve kept me young.

Chat Noir: (looking him up and down)

Chat Noir: We haven’t done a very good job.

#miraculous ladybug #chat noir #shadow moth #incorrect quotes #submission

[misquotedladybug]

Chat Noir: If someone says, “This vacuum cleaner sucks”, is it a good vacuum cleaner or a bad one?

Ladybug: Chat. Shut up.

#miraculous ladybug #chat noir #ladybug #incorrect quotes #source: tumblr

[misquotedladybug]

Is it time for my 10 AM scolding?

Adrien to Nathalie

#miraculous ladybug #adrien agreste #nathalie sancoeur #incorrect quotes #source: the west wing

[misquotedladybug]

Marinette: Alya is home safe.

Félix: Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.

#miraculous ladybug #marinette dupain cheng #felix graham de vanily #alya cesaire #incorrect quotes #source: texts from last night

[misquotedladybug]

Nino: There is a master key and a spare key for the office.

Nino: Marinette has them both.

Nino: When I asked "What if you die, Marinette? How will we get into the office?"

Nino: She said, "If I'm dead, you guys have been dead for weeks."

#miraculous ladybug #nino lahiffe #marinette dupain cheng #incorrect quotes #source: the office

[misquotedladybug]

Chat Noir: What if someone tries to kidnap Chloé?

Ladybug: Then they'll be appropriately punished.

Chat Noir: What is the appropriate punishment for kidnapping a person?

Ladybug: In Chloé's case? Having to keep her.

#miraculous ladybug #chat noir #ladybug #chloe bourgeois #incorrect quotes #source: unknown

[misquotedladybug]

Jalil: It’s family moments like these I will never forget.

Alix: With a good therapist, hopefully, I will.

#miraculous ladybug #jalil kubdel #alix kubdel #incorrect quotes #source: castle

[misquotedladybug]

It’s not my fault I help girls realize they’re lesbians.

Ladybug

#miraculous ladybug #ladybug #incorrect quotes #source: texts from last night

[misquotedladybug]

Nino: I can’t believe you roped me into this.

Alya: Babe, you literally planned this highly elaborate scheme out yourself, what are you talking about?

#miraculous ladybug #nino lahiffe #alya cesaire #djwifi #incorrect quotes #source: unknown

[misquotedladybug]

Nino: How did you know I was going to propose?

Alya: Adrien hasn’t been able to look at me without crying and making “aww” noises for weeks.

#miraculous ladybug #nino lahiffe #alya cesaire #adrien agreste #djwifi #incorrect quotes #source: unknown

[misquotedladybug]

Ladybug: We've got to find a way to cut down on our expenses. What can we live without?

Rena Rouge: Queen Bee.

#miraculous ladybug #ladybug #rena rouge #queen bee #incorrect quotes #source: bob's burgers

[misquotedladybug]

Chat Noir: What can I say? I'm charming and irresponsible.

Carapace: Don't you mean irresistible?

Ladybug: No, he doesn't.

#miraculous ladybug #chat noir #carapace #ladybug #incorrect quotes #source: meme

[misquotedladybug]

Marinette: (sniffing)

Marinette: Something's changed.

Adrien: Oh, it's a new cologne. My barber suggeste-

Marinette: No, not you! I know what YOU smell like.

#miraculous ladybug #marinette dupain cheng #adrien agreste #incorrect quotes #source: good omens

[misquotedladybug]

Chat Noir: Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision?

Ladybug: Daily.

#miraculous ladybug #chat noir #ladybug #incorrect quotes #source: texts from last night

[misquotedladybug]

My mother, a grown woman with children, just whispered, "Oh, this is going to be so fucking efficient," before spraying Febreze directly into the ceiling fan and proceeding to cough her guts out when it blew back into her face.

Juleka Couffaine

#miraculous ladybug #juleka couffaine #anarka couffaine #incorrect quotes #source: tumblr #another day with the couffaines

[misquotedladybug]

Adrien: I really wish you’d just admit that you made a mistake.

Kagami, stirring her drink: Maybe I prefer it with salt.

#miraculous ladybug #adrien agreste #kagami tsurugi #incorrect quotes #source: unknown

[misquotedladybug]

Adrien: So Sabrina didn't show up in class today. Any idea why?

Chloé: Oh yeah, I straight up drove her off. Big screw-up on my part. I'm trying this new thing where I just own my mistakes. I like it. Do you?

Adrien: I did.

Adrien: Until you bragged about it.

Chloé: Yeah...

#miraculous ladybug #adrien agreste #chloe bourgeois #incorrect quotes #source: brooklyn nine nine