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minniebean · 3 years

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Incorrect Quotes

In a different universe

Rainbow: Do you wanna cry in the bathtub with me someday?

Sabre: Yeah, sure

Rainbow: I can't promise to make it sexy, though.

Minnie: I'mma just walk away now

Sabre: *is a blushing mess*

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For you ReverseLucas shippers

Lucas: I thought that maybe-

Reverse: *cuts Lucas off by kissing him*

Lucas: -you'd love me again.

Reverse: Who says I stopped?

Sabre: Awwwww!

Lucas:

Reverse:

Sabre: I ruined the moment.

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For you FavreMyDark shippers

Sabre: I thought that maybe-

Dark: *cuts Sabre off by kissing him*

Sabre: -you'd love me again

Dark: Who says I stopped

Lucas: Awwwww!

Sabre:

Dark:

Lucas: I ruined the moment

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For you FavreMyRainbow shippers

Rainbow: I thought that maybe-

Sabre: *cuts Rainbow off by kissing him*

Rainbow: -you'd love me again

Sabre: Who says I stopped~

Rainbow: *starts blushing slightly*

Lucas: Awwwww!

Rainbow:

Sabre:

Lucas: I ruined the moment.......

Sabre: LUCAS! GET YOUR BUTT BACK OVER HERE!

Rainbow: *blushing madly*

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Sabre: *emerges from under the table*

Rainbow: Had fun under there?

Sabre: Yeah! I took a pic of your knees.

Rainbow: Why would you take a pic of my- man... my knees are hot.

Sabre: *nodding excitedly*

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In a different universe when Sabre is in heat (wolf au)

Lucas: How long is this heat wave gonna last?

Rainbow: They say until tuesday.

Sabre, extremely distressed: WHY WOULD THEY SAY THAT?

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Sabre: If I was married, whenever I randomly woke up in the middle of the night, I'd gently wake my husband up with neck kisses, cuddle with him, and then just go back to sleep like nothing ever happened.

Rainbow: Please marry me

BONUS

Sabre: Bow?

Rainbow: Yes Sab?

Sabre: We are already married

Rainbow: I know that~

Sabre: *blushing madly* B-BOW!

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minniebean · 3 years

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Lucas: How did I not hear that?!

Sabre: I honestly don't know babe

Me: *giggling in the background*

Sabre: MINNIE STOP LAUGHING

Me: *laughing so hard that I fall off my chair*

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KaReN: What the heck is that

Sabre: My clothing

KaReN: Take it off

Sabre: Respect the drip........... Karen

Lucas: heard that and started laughing along with me

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Lucas behind the cash register: we actually do chip reader now

Sabre: Oh yeah? *pulls out a chip*

Lucas: Oh that won't work

The chip reader: *beeps*

Me in the distance: Transaction complete

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Me: Perfect timing Shark XD

Shark: What was going

Sabre: I was in labor dude

Lucas: I'm glad that the long 9 months is over

Sabre: Me too

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AU SCHOOL VERSION

Sabre: K-k-ki-

Lucas: Take your time babe, It's okay

Sabre: Ki-i

Lucas: You can do it babe!

Sabre: KI-KILL ME I HAVE THREE EXAMS TOMORROW

Lucas: . . . Well I was hoping for 'kiss me' but letting out emtions is good too

A literal second later

Sabre: *kisses Lucas*

Lucas: *kisses Sabre back*

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A few years later

Lucas: Hey, Sabre? You awake?

Sabre: No, why?

Lucas: If a guinea pig and a normal pig had a baby, would it be called a piggy-er guinea pig??

Sabre: If you and I had a baby, would it get my beauty and your late thoughts, or your sexy body and my late night murder thoughts?

Lucas: *blushing* I . . . Don't know how to feel about this

Sabre: *kissing Lucas on his cheek* Go to sleep, baby

Lucas: *blushing harder* Okay

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Nathan: *is asleep in Moose's lap*

Moose: *is in a call with Sabre while patting Nathan's hair*

Lucas: *is hidden around the corner and took a pic and teleported back to Sabre's and his house*

Sabre: *whispers to Lucas* They are so cute

Lucas: *whispers back to Sabre* Yeah should I send a picture to Shark?

Sabre: *whispers* Yes and also tell him don't tell Nathan and Moose

Moose: Sabre you still there?

Sabre: Yes sorry Lu just got home

Moose: Hey Lucas

Lucas: Hey Moose

Sabre: Hey Moose can I call you back Shark is calling me

Moose: Sure Sabre

Shark: Hey Sabre

Sabre + Lucas: Hey Shark

Shark: How did Lucas take the photo of Nathan and George cuddling?

Lucas: Well one of my powers is teleport so I teleported to their house and took the photo and teleported back

Shark: Ohh makes sense also they are so cute together

Sabre + Lucas: Agreed

Shark: Well my boyfriend is taking me out soon so talk to you guys later

Sabre + Lucas: Bye Shark good luck on your date

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minniebean · 3 years

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Rainbow: Sabre?

Sabre: yeah?

Rainbow: if your a chicken, doesn't that mean you should lay eggs?

Sabre: that's not how that-

Rainbow: do it for Lucas!

Sabre: *intense blushing*

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Lucas: what did you just do?!

Sabre: I made you lunch

Lucas:

Sabre:

Sabre: and I burnt the town down..

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Any evil villain: how are you so upbeat?

Rainbow: I lost my family and watched Steves get destroyed in front of me several times, lost all my memories and failed the only job I was given, which is the reason I was created. This is nothing

Lucas: No clue.

Sabre: *deep breath*

Lucas: Sabre, do-

Sabre: I've been destroyed and came back, in other timelines I've been an assassin who watched my own father get killed, got poisoned, and lost the only people who cared about me. I've had several Steves come and go, helping and leaving me in the dust. Steves are destroyed because of me, and I bring them all the evil beings that follow me around. A few strikes of lightning could destroy me in an instant. I'm weak, and portrayed as the hero, the saviour, when I just bring people to their doom. Ultimately, I think I'm the evil one on a permanent redemption arc.

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RQ Rainbow: who are you?

TSS Rainbow: I'm you, but better.

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(This is an RQ incorrect quote lol)

Shadow Sabre: the darkness wants nothing

Sabre: oh, so that's why I'm here

Shadow Sabre:

Sabre:

Shadow Sabre:

Shadow Sabre: are you okay?

Sabre: what do you think?

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