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minkcars · 3 months
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every time i ask people if they do any new years resolutions its all ooooo i dont like making them bc i fail or ohhhhh no i couldnt keep up wiht that and then when they ask me and i tell them about Pasta Quest (i am eating as many different pasta shapes as possible in the space of a year) or when i did Fruit Adventures (every time i saw a fruit i had never eaten before id get one and eat it and read the wikipedia article about it) theyre like hang on i forgot you can make Fun Ones i want a fun one
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minkcars · 4 months
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Inventacos
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minkcars · 4 months
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also im 21 now. legal alcoholism
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minkcars · 4 months
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santa devouring his elf ❤️
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minkcars · 4 months
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minkcars · 4 months
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i want to post more but nothing i draw lately suits the age rating
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minkcars · 6 months
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i will never turn off notifications for tumblr
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ant queen: iam so dehydrated and full of eggs can smebody get me a class of water.... ogf
the HUD in the corner of her vision at all times: larva3847 has begun to pupate! 😯 larva3848 has begun to pupate! 😯 antwarrior234579 has died in battle! 😨 antwarrior225680 has died in battle! 😨 antwarrior234236 has died in battle! 😨 larva3849 has begun to pupate! 😯
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minkcars · 7 months
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minkcars · 8 months
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hey i hope this isn't a bad time but one billion points lava damage
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minkcars · 8 months
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talon doodle timelapseeee but i also colored it after ^_^
+ fulls ^_^
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minkcars · 9 months
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the aquarium said you are NOTHING compared to an eel
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minkcars · 9 months
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Me, calling in to my shift supervisor: Gooooooood morning! Are we ready for another super splendiferous day with the public?! 😀
Her: That is too much energy
Me: It iiiiiis fake!! 😀
Her: Still too much energy
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minkcars · 9 months
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I will never forgive mattel for not letting earring magic ken keep his mesh shirt and cock ring necklace in the movie
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truly unforgivable
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minkcars · 9 months
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yuri is when there’s themes and motifs and yaoi is when there’s two blokes who do fuck all. if you reblog this you love trans people
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minkcars · 9 months
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i just impulsively told the a/c repair guy he can “go nuts eating out of the pantry, i don’t care” i mean i do care if he gets too nuts with it. but he said really? and i doubled down by saying “go crazy”
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minkcars · 9 months
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6am in Nagano…  I shot these all within 1 block of each other on the same street while traveling on assignment last month through Japan.  
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minkcars · 9 months
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Nobidy ever appreciates the cuteness of a little green grasshopper
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