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#people who button before zipping should not be allowed in public spaces

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Watterson pulled no punches

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i hate my project manager so much I've begun to dream about how much i hate him

#and it's all because he never fucking shuts up and listens. steamrolls everyone to do what he wants #i know i'm not the only one. There is a conspiracy to replace him #they say maybe next quarter...maybe

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new reaction image

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#me explaining to my family for the eighth time why i do not want a fucking smart thermostat

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does anyone know what you’re supposed to do after graduating college

#rebuild

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WHO tf keeping pads with no wings in production?? Put it in your draws and by the time you walk out the bathroom it’s down the street buying scratch offs at the corner store. Like girl

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the data: {"TOP": [{"IS_OWNER": true}, {"IS_OWNER": false}]}

the output: "Error: Cannot identify owner in TOP array. Data routing to failure."

the cause: the person who wrote the script was meeee 😇��‍♀️👸💅✨

#i hate myself #just worky things #these scripts...they make me sick.

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i made this poll a while ago and watermelon won, which to say the least had many members the mangoenthusiast.com up in arms about it, so settle this for once and all

no third option, propaganda is welcome. reblog after voting <3

#mango is gross #watermelon is edible

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WAIT!

Before you hit send on that ask, reblog, or reply, remember to stop and PROOFREAD!

am I Pissing on the Poor?

did I Read the post in bad faith?

could I be Overexaggerating?

am I Out of line for saying this?

is it kind of Fucked up to say that to a total stranger?

is what I said Rude?

am I being Egotistical?

am I Angry at words that weren't in the post?

did I Dream up a pretend person to get mad at?

ONLY YOU CAN PREVENT YOURSELF FROM LOOKING LIKE A JACKASS ONLINE!

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I finally bought that awesome domain I've been sleeping on for the past 8 months but I still have no idea what to do with it

#i have become a domain squatter myself i guess #no one else wanted it. clearly.

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Lazy cat

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it's cool how these cost almost as much as my house

#omg so i DID see a tesla truck the other day! i had wondered #it drove by too fast for me to see anything but stupid angles and confusion

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today's foray through the recently closed bids section of namecheap has taught me that Indonesians really enjoy online gambling. a lot. like. a lot a lot.

#stop taking all the interesting domain names you monsters #i'm on your government's side now. stop this nonsense #there's more indonesian gambling sites than domain squatters

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I’m so pressed about how evil this company is that I’m reposting Alex’s gofundme over here. They’re trying to bury Alex under so many legal fees that they have no choice but to give up their ip… and they’re only one of many many people (and pets!) that have been harmed by this company.

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imagining my ancestors wailing in anguish as I walk past the meat 'n' cheese wall at the grocery store to buy 6 pounds of leaves instead

#can you imagine trying to explain the concept of fiber to a peasant? #and 'sedentary lifestyle'? #sorry grandmotherx10 but it turns out our intestines don't run on beef #you just never had enough beef on hand to worry about that #thoughts I have while eating salad