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mercurycat27 · 8 days
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for ages i thought i didnt like drag because of internalized homophobia but it turned out i just don't like bright lights and loud music and really visually complicated things
spd is homophobic i guess is what im saying
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FUCK
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GASP
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@meme-meupthotty i read your tags like timmy and tommy dialogue i hope you know that
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mercurycat27 · 12 days
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i think the reason why the assassination of Julius Caesar is one of the funniest political assassinations is for this very simple reason:
1 guy stabs 1 guy: not funny. that's murder.
2 guys stab 1 guy: even less funny. that's two against one.
60 guys stab 1 guy: uproariously funny. why do you need so many guys.
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mercurycat27 · 12 days
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Fun Fact, we easily could nationalize the railroads, it's perfectly constitutional, check the commerce clause, there is no reason for us to not nationalize the railroads. It's been done before in WW1
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mercurycat27 · 12 days
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Learning about the Ides of March in middle school was so surreal for me because it’s my birthday, so when the teacher started talking about March 15th and Caesar’s murder, everyone who knew my birthday gave me the side eye like I was the one who stabbed him, so I was sitting there like
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mercurycat27 · 12 days
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I LOVE YOU
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I was trying to find out if Kermit was eligible to be pope and I found a blog that says he's the perfect example of a catholic priest
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These were made by Alex Hirsch...
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mercurycat27 · 12 days
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Everyone gives Sherlock Holmes a hard time about being mean about Watson's writing, but honestly imagine you told your roommate "sure, you can write up an account of my work for the newspaper," thinking it would be like, about the murder, but then he publishes it and it's 90% about you, as a person, and it's a huge hit and now everyone in London knows that you hoard newspapers and do cocoaine when you're depressed. Because I think you'd be little miffed too.
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mercurycat27 · 12 days
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i don't like when they make animated shows into live action partially bc so often the comedy of cartoons cannot be replicated with live action but also if you DO decide to make a live action if a cartoon. it better be this bad
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