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megumillegal · 2 years
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shinsou : *is definitely overtraining himself*
kaminari : shinsou-kun, you should stop. this is gonna kill you
shinsou : nothing kills me more than my own thoughts
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megumillegal · 2 years
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bakugou, spotting a villain : i'm gonna crush this fucker into pieces
sero : sounds like something a villain would say
bakugou : just shut the f-
kaminari : you have become the very thing you swore to destroy
bakugou : i'm not paid enough for this
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megumillegal · 3 years
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inuoka : tell me about a challenge you're having in your life right now
kuroo : being the team captain
kenma : finding a will to live
lev : trying to have a better tiktok fyp
lev :
lev : you guys are okay?
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megumillegal · 3 years
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sugawara : oh, come on
daichi : no, suga-san, we are not using my handcuffs for non-work related purposes again
tanaka : non-work related purposes??
nishinoya : again???
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megumillegal · 3 years
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shigaraki : this damn brat thinks i have his time
[thirty minutes later]
midoriya : sorry, i just didn't want to come
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megumillegal · 3 years
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aizawa, looking at his class fooling around : i guess they're kind of cute sometimes
class 1-a : what?
aizawa : i said i won't miss you when i'm not your homeroom teacher anymore
aizawa, internally : shit, that was a close one
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megumillegal · 3 years
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aran : so, how'd the job interview with mcdonald's go?
atsumu, sighing : i'm not going to work there
aran : why?
atsumu : they said i can't be paid in nuggets...
aran : *done*
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megumillegal · 3 years
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hinata : what's wrong, yachi-san?
yachi : i accidentally broke my laptop by sitting on it
hinata :
hinata : so does it make it a lapbottom?
kageyama : i can't believe i'm dating you
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megumillegal · 3 years
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todoroki, to midoriya : your legs look great in your new costume pants
ashido : and i bet you'd like to see him without them
midoriya : *blushes hard*
todoroki : wait- why would midoriya lose his legs?
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megumillegal · 3 years
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therapist : i noticed you often use humour to deflect anxiety
kaminari : thank you
therapist : that's... not really a compliment
kaminari : what i'm hearing is you think i'm funny
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megumillegal · 3 years
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yamaguchi, to tsukishima : kiss me if i'm wrong, but hinata is definitely smart, right?
tsukishima, leaning in : it's not my fault if you always know exactly what to say
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megumillegal · 3 years
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oikawa : if i said i love you would you say it back?
iwaizumi : of course
oikawa : i love you!
iwaizumi : it back
oikawa :
oikawa : should've expected that
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megumillegal · 3 years
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mineta, staring at momo : i promise i won't check the girls out again
shouji, covering momo : promises are for losers. gentlemans make commitments
kirishima, looking at him in awe : so manly...
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megumillegal · 3 years
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bakugou : anything that comes out of your mouth is fucking stupid
todoroki :
todoroki : ....bakugou katsuki
bakugou : you are so dead
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megumillegal · 3 years
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karasuno : *splits up in two teams and kagehina are separated*
kageyama, to hinata : if your team wins i'm sleeping with you tonight
sugawara, once hinata can't hear them : really, kageyama?
kageyama : no, i'm gonna sleep with him even if his team loses 'cause he looks really cute
sugawara : that's my boy
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megumillegal · 3 years
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#THIS MADE MY DAY✨
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SK8 IS COMING BACK
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megumillegal · 3 years
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tanaka : you know, even if i'm the one who married kiyoko-san you're still related to her
nishinoya : how?
tanaka : well first, she's my wife so she's a part of me
tanaka : and since you're my bro, she's like your bro by extension
nishinoya : oh my god
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