Wait, what? You are a guy? o.O Your posts are all so.. girlish..
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listening to bohemian rhapsody is like surfing on a huge wave of emotions except you don't know how to surf and you don't own a surfboard
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so last night my nightmare was that i was doing adult stuff writing checks, and in the part of the check where you say the amount of money in words, i wrote “fifty dollars fucking exactly”, and then spent the rest of the nightmare stressing about whether the bank takes checks with cussing in them or not
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hey guys can someone tell me wtaf is going on on the tales from the smp server coz what
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they shouldnt put video games on the switch
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guys what about the timezones ;-;
Could we crash tumblr if we all posted the word “crash” on the 1st of april 2022, 12:35 EST?
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“How do you defeat something which you cannot kill? How, how do you defeat something that cannot die? It’s simple…You take away things that it cherishes, one by one, until it wishes that it was dead.
That’s how you kill an unkillable god:
By making it want to die.”
- BadBoyHalo, on having his house moved to Ohio
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