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Things bisexual girls aren’t: - half lesbian and half straight Things bisexual girls are: - bisexual - really cool

#yee yee #mf #fight me #I will fight you #bi

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73, 27

27- my gf 

73- for the longest time I thought that was the stupidest thing but then on my birthday I woke up to a long ass message from my gf and I was so happy I cried ( also I was tired so she I told her I blamed it on that)

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someone: hey do you wanna hang out

me: i can’t bro i’m uglier than usual today

#relatable #relatable af #I think I have a cyst on my face #a cyst #on my face #kms

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Hey look, actual "unique" questions

1: Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed?

2: Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotel?

3: Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out?

4: Have you ever stolen a street sign before?

5: Do you like to use post-it notes?

6: Do you cut out coupons but then never use them?

7: Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of a bees?

8: Do you have freckles?

9: Do you always smile for pictures?

10: What is your biggest pet peeve?

11: Do you ever count your steps when you walk?

12: Have you ever peed in the woods?

13: What about pooped in the woods?

14: Do you ever dance even if theres no music playing?

15: Do you chew your pens and pencils?

16: How many people have you slept with this week?

17: What size is your bed?

18: What is your Song of the week?

19: Is it okay for guys to wear pink?

20: Do you still watch cartoons?

21: Whats your least favorite movie?

22: Where would you bury hidden treasure if you had some?

23: If you're a girl, bra size? If you're a guy, pants size?

24: What do you dip a chicken nugget in?

25: What is your favorite food?

26: What movies could you watch over and over and still love?

27: Last person you kissed/kissed you?

28: Were you ever a boy/girl scout?

29: Would you ever strip or pose nude in a magazine?

30: When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper?

31: Can you change the oil on a car?

32: Ever gotten a speeding ticket?

33: Ever ran out of gas?

34: Favorite kind of sandwich?

35: Best thing to eat for breakfast?

36: What is your usual bedtime?

37: Are you lazy?

38: When you were a kid, what did you dress up as for Halloween?

39: What is your Chinese astrological sign?

40: Are you horny?

41: Do you have any magazine subscriptions?

42: Which are better legos or lincoln logs?

43: Are you stubborn?

44: Who is better...Leno or Letterman?

45: Ever watch soap operas?

46: Are you afraid of heights?

47: Do you sing in the car?

48: Do you sing in the shower?

49: Do you dance in the car?

50: Ever used a gun?

51: Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?

52: Do you think musicals are cheesy?

53: Is Christmas stressful?

54: Ever eat a pierogi?

55: Favorite type of fruit pie?

56: Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?

57: Do you believe in ghosts?

58: Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?

59: Take a vitamin daily?

60: Wear slippers?

61: Wear a bath robe?

62: What do you wear to bed?

63: First concert?

64: Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart?

65: Nike or Adidas?

66: Cheetos Or Fritos?

67: Peanuts or Sunflower seeds?

68: Ever hear of the group Tres Bien?

69: Ever take dance lessons?

70: Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing?

71: Can you curl your tongue?

72: Ever won a spelling bee?

73: Have you ever cried because you were so happy?

74: Own any record albums?

75: Own a record player?

76: Regularly burn incense?

77: Ever been in love?

78: Who would you like to see in concert?

79: What was the last concert you saw?

80: Hot tea or cold tea?

81: Tea or coffee?

82: Sugar or snickerdoodles?

83: Can you swim well?

84: Can you hold your breath without holding your nose?

85: Are you patient?

86: DJ or band, at a wedding?

87: Ever won a contest?

88: Ever have plastic surgery?

89: Which are better black or green olives?

90: Can you knit or crochet?

91: Best room for a fireplace?

92: Do you want to get married?

93: If married, how long have you been married?

94: Who was your HS crush?

95: Do you cry and throw a fit until you get your own way?

96: Do you have kids?

97: Do you want kids?

98: Whats your favorite color?

99: Do you miss anyone right now?

#ask #ask me

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SOS In need of cuddles.. send help

#tired #sick day #cuddle please

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In case no one told you recently, I’m proud of you. You’re trying so, so hard, and you’re so, so strong. You’re doing so well. I believe in you.

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Mood: Please run your fingers through my hair until I fall asleep

#pretty please

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i am the kind of person who says hi to dogs

#dogs #love them #they deserve the world

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not a good day

that is all

#sick #threw up #I threw up at school #kms

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reblog if you want a cute anonymous message in your ask.

#please #anon #cute anon #make my day #smile #lgbtq

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Rules: complete the questions and say who tagged you in the beginning. When you’re finished, tag people to do this survey. Have fun and enjoy!

tagged by @niconiconotstraightatall ♡ thank youu

Are you named after anyone? no

When was the last time you cried?this. morning

Do you like your handwriting? definitely not

What’s your favorite lunch meat? salami

Do you have kids? no dude

If you were a different person would you be friends with you? depending on what version I met of myself, yeah

Do you use sarcasm? definitely not 

Do you still have your tonsils? no

Would you bungee jump? no

What’s your favorite cereal? Apple Jacks or cinnamon toast crunch

Do you untie your shoes when you take them off? no lmao

Do you think you are a strong person? physically heck yeah mentally and emotionally sometimes

What’s your favorite ice cream? mint chocolate chip

What’s the first thing you notice about people? height

What’s your least favorite physical thing about yourself? weight

What color pants and shoes are you wearing right now? no pants or shoes

What are you listening to right now? my MacBook keys typing

If you were a crayon what color would you be? the white one that has been all jumbled up with all sorts of colors so when you use it little streaks of other colors also show up

Favorite smell? rain (before during and after) and fruit

Who was the last person you talked on the phone with? jess

Favorite sport to watch? basketball

Hair color? I'm a ginger bitch

Eye color? blue but they change

Do you wear contacts? no

Favorite food? pasta

Scary movie or comedy? comedy

Last movie you watched? GBF

What color shirt are you wearing? none but I'm wearing a black hoodie if that counts

Summer or winter? winter

Hugs or kisses? both

Book you’re currently reading? the things they carried

Who do you miss right now? jess

What’s on your mouse pad? don’t have one

What’s the last tv program you watched? Adam ruins everything

What’s the best sound? crunchy leaves

Rolling Stones or The Beatles? don’t listen to any sorry

What’s the furthest you’ve ever traveled? Germany

Do you have a special talent? putting up with bullshit

Where were you born? Baltimore (USA)

I tag @not-today-someday

@lgbt-aesthetic-moodboards

@cheers-to-the-queers

@dateagirl-suggestions

#usa #bi #lgbtq #baltimore #ginger #the things they carried #I don't sleep with pants #pants are overrated #questionaire

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casual survey: reblog if you want to kiss a girl right now

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these two women came to my work today to buy movie tickets and one of the women was paying and she sighed in mock exasperation and said ‘you’re an expensive date’ then quickly looked at me to clear up the situation and said 'i’m allowed to say that. she’s my wife’ and honestly i was blessed the rest of the night

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#need you #empty space in my bed #seems bigger #miss you #babe

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http://iglovequotes.net/

#missing you #not fair #this sucks #see you soon #I hope

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my kink is when people actually stay

#fucking #retweet #damn #im tired