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I love chenqing. fuckass evil flute that everyone hates. somehow considered more dangerous than the literal magic swords everyone else has. supposedly made of bamboo but wei wuxian was out there whacking people with it on the battlefield. it's a vessel to channel dark and fucked up magic, but it was also a toddler's favorite teething toy. it's great.

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why do people act like Wen Ning is like... totally well-adjusted and normal and the only sane man in a situation? this guy:

was attacked by an evil statue as a kid resulting in part of his soul getting sucked out

got one compliment from some guy he'd never met and immediately attached himself to said guy to the point of risking his life and betraying his entire sect just to help out the guy's brother/bestie who he basically could not care less about except he's related to That Guy Who Was Nice That One Time

is brutally murdered while being forced into slave labor and comes back from the dead as a zombie so full of repressed anger that he commits mass murder without even being fully cognizant of what he's doing

goes to live in a place full of dead people with the last living members of his family (his big sister and like 20 elderly folks plus his four-year-old cousin) and The Guy, who is now a mad scientist necromancer, trying desperately to scrape out a living from their corpse radish farm and slowly starving to death

accidentally murders someone and The Guy gets blamed for it so he tries to sacrifice himself to save The Guy and it doesn't even work and Wen Ning's entire family dies and he spends 13-16 years being experimented on by a different mad scientist necromancer

immediately breaks out of the secret torture dungeon when The Guy returns, then starts following him around like a lost puppy

discovers that he's not the only sentient zombie in the world but the one other sentient zombie can't talk and is too interested in another quest to even want to hang out

learns that his four-year-old cousin is actually alive and goes off to have adventures with him for a while and teach him about their family legacy

like. this guy is not normal. he is so messed up in the head. things have happened to him that no one else understands and seemingly no one cares except the cousin who barely remembers him. he's considered a monstrosity by 99 percent of the world. he's still a little obsessed with The Guy but The Guy straight-up abandons him to go travel the world and have crazy wild sex with the man who raised his cousin into a very nice young man during the 13/16 years of evil necromancy torture. what the fuck

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Kiss /wangxian/ challenge

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Whenever I try to imagine relationship between adult Jin Ling and Jiang Cheng, it's always JC going "boo-hoo, now that he's all grown up, he will fly away from the nest and forget all about me and leave my old bones to rot as things should be" and JL going "FINALLY. FINALLY IT'S MY TURN TO FUSS OVER YOU".

Something like this:

JL: When was the last time you touched grass? No. No, look me in the eyes. Answer the question. When was. The last time. You touched grass? Okay, I'm staying here and I'm not going anywhere until you touch grass. Go on, do it. No. No, don't you dare! Come on. Just a little bit, it's okay. There you go! Wasn't so bad, was it? --------------------------- JC (staying in the distance, holding hands to his mouth and shouting): IS IT ENOUGH BASKING IN THE SUN????? JL (watching him from afar, also holding hands to his mouth and shouting): FORTY SECONS DOESN'T COUNT AS 'BASKING IN THE SUN'!!! JC: FUCK!!! ---------------------------

(Jiang Cheng and Jing Ling are enjoying dinner in silence, when suddenly--) JL: Name three good things that happened to you recently. JC: *grumbles* JL: Come on. JC: Uhh..... Okay, I..... Uuuuuuugh... I saw a cute dog yersteday! JL: Oh, that's a good one. I'll count this for two. JC: Aaaand I just named a good thing that counts for two? JL: That's two plus zero. Think harder, uncle.

--------------------------- JC: Sometimes I wish you flew away from the nest and left my old bones to rot. JL: You should have thought about it before taking care of me.

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JL: From now on you will sleep at least six hours per night. JC: No. JL: It's either that or hugging Wei Wuxian next time you see him. JC: Six hours is good, I can do that. (Jiang Cheng turns Lotus Pier upside down to find a rat who keeps reporting to Jin Ling about his sleep schedule. He can't find that person. Of course he can't! They are ALL rats!)

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Jiang Wanyin: NO joy. NO whimsy. MISERY ONLY

Nie Huaisang: why. why would you live like this. what is wrong with you

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#team yiling patriarch #so SPOOKY #such ambiance #much wow #ngl I love this so much tho #mo dao zu shi #wei wuxian #wei ying #mdzs #reblog #the untamed #lan wangji #cql #lan zhan

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MDZS JP New Cafe Poster | Art by GEAROUS

#putting this here for later reference #reblog

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How fucked up would it have been if, among the corpses that got out of the blood pool to protect everyone during the second siege

There is a particular one that catches everyone's attention

So much more unsettling than all others

The Yiling Laozu himself

#lowkey have a fic with this exact plot device in the works #we’ll see if it ever gets posted.

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How fucked up would it have been if, among the corpses that got out of the blood pool to protect everyone during the second siege

There is a particular one that catches everyone's attention

So much more unsettling than all others

The Yiling Laozu himself

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How will it be...?

We all know LZ is an helpless romantic, so I was thinking: what if he imagined the perfect scenario to confess his feelings to WY not knowing that he would then do it in the worst possible situation?

Luckly the second time he did it got a lot better 🥲💔

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Anyways, this mini comic is set after the Xuanwu Cave situation, after LWJ realized his feelings for WWX, before the Wen attacked Yunmeng👀

#FUCKING OW #reblog #wow oh wow #mdzs #mdzs fanart #lan wangji #wangxian #mo dao zu shi #lan zhan #wei wuixan #wei ying #wanxian

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Wei Wuxian really got an arrow shot in between two of his lungs ribs, pulled it out, and then tossed it back and fucking killed the guy who shot him - If that's not fucking terrifying (and more than a little awe-inspiring) I don't know what is.

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mxtx nerfed wangxian by not letting wwx attend jin lings one month celebration bc if he did he would have witnessed lwj carrying a’ling for a bit and then die on the spot

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Dear diary,

Today I met the most unruly boy. He has single-handedly broken more Cloud Recesses rules in a day than anyone in the history of the GusuLan Sect.

I think I am in love.

Lan Zhan

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The Untamed | The Haunting of Hill House 

#two of my favorite things #whaaaaaaaaaaaat #yas!

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play that funky music, flute boy

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Hello!

I wanted to say thanks to the few people who sent in prompts and have (so generously) been patient in getting responses!

I am working on them! There are some extra delays due to work and health, but never fear! If your prompt is in my ask box, it will be answered! 💚

That's all! Have a good Everyday!

#I'm not dead I promise #Just swamped #Yall keep me with the creative Thoughts tho so thanks #mdzs headcanon #mdzs #the untamed #mo dao zu shi #cql #gdc #not a headcanon

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Reblog if you write fic and people can inbox you random-ass questions about your stories, itemized number lists be damned.