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Derek, trying to be a comforting big brother to Cora: Love you... cutie pie?

Derek: Sorry, I'll think of a better one. You're my angel dust. Sorry, that's a drug.

#incorrect teen wolf quotes #teen wolf #source: bob's burgers #derek hale #good big brother derek #he's trying his best

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Theo: What's up sluts? Guess who just got out of prison.

Aiden: Sluts?

Ethan: Prison?

#incorrect teen wolf quotes #teen wolf #source: 50% off #theo raeken #aiden steiner #ethan steiner #siblings am i right

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Bobby: If you need me, I'll be down here on the floor. Dying.

#incorrect teen wolf quotes #source: bob's burgers #teen wolf #bobby finstock

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Erica: Strawberry milk doesn't taste like strawberry or milk.

Malia: Go the fuck to sleep Erica.

#incorrect teen wolf quotes #source: i don't know #teen wolf #erica reyes #malia tate

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Malissa: We're going out in public, so I expect you to be on your best behavior.

Deucalion: Yeah kids, listen to your mom.

Malissa: I was talking to you Duke.

#teen wolf #incorrect teen wolf quotes #melissa mccall #tw deucalion #deucalion stone #melissa x deucalion #source: tumblr

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Liam: I feel uncomfortable around tall people. What if they lick my head?

#incorrect teen wolf quotes #teen wolf #source: twitter #liam dunbar

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Liam: Hey Theo, are you like... seeing anyone?

Theo, trying not to sound hopeful: No... why?

Liam: I don't know, I just think it'd really help you if you saw a therapist or something.

#source: idk #incorrect teen wolf #incorrect teen wolf quotes #liam dunbar #theo raeken

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Malia, struggling to keep upright in her 1-inch heels: Yeah I don't think heels are for me.

Derek, pointing at her and walking flawlessly in sparkly golden 6-inch heels: WEAK.

#source: idk #incorrect teen wolf #incorrect teen wolf quotes #malia tate #derek hale #just family things

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Boyd: Let's watch Sharkboy and Lavagirl.

Danny: Ok.

Boyd: And make out during the scary parts.

Danny: The scary parts... of Sharkboy and Lavagirl?

#source: idk #incorrect teen wolf #incorrect teen wolf quotes #vernon boyd #vernon boyd iii #danny mahealani #vanny

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Melissa: Is there anyone here who's actually straight?

Lydia: *Slowly raises hand*

Erica: *Pulls her hand back down*

#source: idk #incorrect teen wolf #incorrect teen wolf quotes #melissa mccall #lydia martin #erica reyes #lydia x erica

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Deucalion: Can anyone give me an example of a mistake?

Peter: *Raises hand*

Melissa: That's a very good example.

#source: idk #incorrect teen wolf #incorrect teen wolf quotes #deucalion stone #tw deucalion #melissa mccall #peter hale #i like making fun of peter

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Derek: I'm thinking about being a witch and scaring children when they walk by my house.

Parrish: For Halloween?

Derek:...No.

#source: tiktok #incorrect teen wolf #incorrect teen wolf quotes #derek hale #jordan parrish

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Malia: Are we going to see warrior unicorns at the zoo?

Lydia: What?

Kira: She means rhinos.

#incorrect teen wolf #incorrect teen wolf quotes #malia tate #lydia martin #kira yukimura #source: idk

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Isaac: Here's your birthday card.

Scott: Aww thank you.

Scott:...Did you handwrite 'ahsdjsksdbsk ily'?

Isaac: And I meant every word.

#teen wolf #incorrect teen wolf #incorrect teen wolf quotes #source: idk #isaac lahey #scott mccall #scissac

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Isaac, over the phone: Brett, I need you to pick me up right now.

Brett: Why?

Isaac: Mom is passive-aggressively doing the dishes she asked me to do 6 hours ago.

Isaac: This house isn’t safe anymore.

#Source: I don't know #teen wolf #incorrect teen wolf quotes #incorrect teen wolf #isaac lahey #Brett Talbot

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*Playing truth or dare at family game night*

Isaac: Would you slap your best friend for a million dollars?

Erica: Isaac, I would roundhouse kick you in the face for free.

Isaac, tearing up: I’m your best friend?

#Source: I don't know #teen wolf #incorrect teen wolf #incorrect teen wolf quotes #isaac lahey #erica reyes

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Talia: We’re all in this together. If one of us falls, we all fall. Nobody is expendable in this family.

Peter: Sounds fake but ok.

#Source: I don't know #teen wolf #incorrect teen wolf quotes #incorrect teen wolf #talia hale #Peter Hale #the hale family