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Baby Clifford & baby Snoopy

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the unfunniest people on earth ran out of this bus and beat me with hammers

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And when it has gone past, a sequel to Over & Through

Chapter 2/6: Adaine

Adaine holds it together. (7.8k)

read here on ao3

#CHAPTER 2 BABEYYY #FEELING GOOD AND NORMAL #d20 #fanfic

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some notable catchphrases of 2013:

bitch I might be

do she got the booty ? she doooooooooo ! 

swiggity swag

the D

wen u mom com home and make hte spagehti

“ hello______, im dad “ 

AYYY LMAO

W R I T I N G  I N T E N S E  W O R D S  L I K E  T H I S 

 perfect _____ don’t exis-

And now, the weather

at least 2 potato

we’ve come full circle ! 

life hack :

[ __________ INTENSIFIES]

so many

such doge. much wow. very smile. 

mahogany 

*sweats nervously*

same. 

spooper hot choclety milk

#SHERLOCKLIVES

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ive found that when i say “save me [x character] save me” im usually saying it about a character that has gone through something similar to what im currently going through (ie saying Save me arthur morgan when i’m coughing horribly) and it dawned on me recently that it’s essentially the same as praying to saints for intercession

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And when it has gone past, a sequel to Over & Through

Chapter 1/6: Fig

Fig goes to therapy and makes some life decisions. (9.8k)

read here on ao3

#YALLLLL #EVERYONE READ THIS YOULL GO CRAZY #o&2 my beloved..... o&2 my beloved.... #idk what else to say about this fic other than that its. everything #it's so.... head in my hands it's just so much #like GOOD but also it'll kill u dead #give it a read :) #d20 #fanfic

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Time moves forward and only forward, relentless. Didn’t you learn last time? You can’t make it stop.

And when it has gone past, a sequel to Over & Through. Coming December 26-31.

#😁😁😁😁😁😁 #SLAYYYYYYY #IM OBSESSED W THIS COLLAGE #IT RULES SO HARD KING OF COLLAGES #also oh honey……. you’ve got a big storm coming #o&2. is crazy. #it’s gonna hurt u so bad #and like there’s so many nice sweet things but mostly it’s gonna hurt u so bad #ME WHEN O&2 REAL: 😁 #d20 #fanfic

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Hounds will soon be released globally.

#finally

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I loved when AI art could never be anything but AI art. the dreams of a computer. now it's all boobs and photorealistic women doing bad kink. but I remember you. I miss you. I love you, Secret Horses.

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masc and femme becoming synonyms for "man" and "woman" is the worst thing to ever happen to gay ppl

#when ppl say women and femmes to refer to women and afab nonbinary people.... #the politics of grouping those people together #dog. i am not femme. butches are not femme #what are you even saying

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i'll tell myself not to be corny but i always find myself on the cob....

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I tried to slip CBD gummies into some kids halloween candy like i saw on the news but the kids recognized them and laughed at me for not having any real weed

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Tiles! I want to have a kitchen wall full with different designs

#these r so cute!!!!!

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A new pair of earrings I got came with a note that said you should never wear earrings overnight and I laughed, but now I'm curious as to what people do so

for clarification: this is just a question trying to see what people's overall habits are when it comes to wearing earrings, so short removals for showering or swimming don't count. feel free to put in the tags how often you switch between pairs of earrings as well!

#i have daily earrings that i wear pretty much every day (tho they usually change every few months) and i only take them out to shower/if i w

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Time to get your sturge ON!

I made some plushie Atlantic Sturgeons in response to the results of a recent poll, where sturgeons came out on top!!! You can get yourself a plushie sturgeon over here: https://www.palaeoplushies.com/shop/sturgeon

I ship worldwide!!

I'm very tired.

#i love him!!!

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Peanuts for Friday 9/29

#actually genuinely i am always talking about this

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baja blast sheep have you any wool