I was hit by a truck going 50km/h in front of an elementary school. The Wii bowling announcer voice announced it was a strike and the witnesses cheered and applauded the truck driver.
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“he murdered people” “he was a terrible person” “he literally became a cannibal”
wow. god forbid autistic people have hobbies
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twitter amazes me. shoutout to all the john lesbians
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All the gays right now
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from march 24 2022
[Text ID: weren't you once a daughter with a hunting rifle? is it the blood that makes you a man? /End ID]
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Happy March 15th!!!!
hope everyone had an amazing march 15th!!! no reason I just know that tumblr loves days and dates. happy wednesday! happy 15th! happy march!!! I hope the stars align and smite an enemy of your choosing
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You’ve been hit by 🔪
You’ve been struck by 🔪
A Roman Senator 🔪🔪🔪
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this is how the ides of march went right
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it’s that time of the year again
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22 Times Julius Caeser was Stabbed by Senators + 1 Time he was Stabbed by his Friend
56,428 words, slash, a/b/o, mpreg
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continuing my "I'm really nosey here's a poll" arc.,,
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my thrifted old lady bra and ethel cain lyric underwear will surly get me laid
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