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#superhero texts #wonder woman #diana prince #the flash #barry allen #flash #dcu comics #dcu #dc

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#dc comcis #black canary #harley quinn

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Hello October! It’s nice to see you again 🎃 spooky season is officially upon us 👻

#autumn #fall #fall aesthetic #fall season #fallforautumn #fall leaves #pumpkins #fall lover #autumn aesthetic #sweater weather #october #autumn season #autumn breeze #halloween #spooky season

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Alfred: Injury report?

26-year-old Bruce: All the blood is on the inside?

Alfred:

Some years down the road

Bruce: Injury report?

Tim: I left no DNA behind.

Cass: I can still beat the rest of you.

Jason: Haven’t died again.

Dick: No bones are visible from the outside.

Damian: I won.

Duke: I think I discovered a new power.

Steph: You’re not my dad.

Bruce:

Bruce:

Alfred: And how *is* Karma doing today, Master Bruce?

#batman #bruce wayne #alfred pennyworth #batfam #batkids #barbara gordon #batdad

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Texts From Superheroes

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#comics #dc #batman #tfsh #texts from superheroes #dc comics #Superman #bruce wayne #clark kent

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Dick: Thanks Dad!

Bruce: No problem. Have fun at the zoo.

Clark: When did you get a child?

Bruce: About a year ago. I sent an email about it.

LATER

Batman: Head back to base. You still have homework

Robin: I'm going. Bye Superman. Bye Dad

Superman: Was that the same kid?

Batman: No

Superman: There's no way you have two kids

Batman: I can have as many children as I can afford

#batfam #dick grayson #nightwing #batman #robin #bruce wayne #clark kent #superman

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Peter: If I punch myself and it hurts, am I weak or strong?

Clint: You're strong.

Sam: You're weak.

Bucky: You're stupid.

#marvel #mcu #incorrect marvel quotes #incorrect quotes #marvel incorrect quotes #incorrect mcu quotes #mcu incorrect quotes #peter parker #clint barton #sam wilson #bucky barnes #winterdad #spiderson #(and others)

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Tim: Woah! How much money is that?

Damian: Guess. Here’s a hint.

Damian: *slaps Tim’s face with the thick wad of cash*

Tim, blinking thoughtfully: 350?

Damian: 360!

Dick:

#source: icarly #tim drake #red robin #damian wayne #robin #batman #batfamily #incorrect batfamily quotes #batfam #batbros #batboys #batkids #batsiblings #batman family #incorrect quotes #incorrect dc quotes #dc comics

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Bruce: I've prepared another training presentation-

*collective batkid groaning*

Bruce: -Because I've heard some of you praise Tim-

Tim: God forbid I have an ounce of positive feedback!

Bruce: - For some of the things he said while fighting Jason in Titan's Tower.

Tim: .....Ok in my defense! You never had one of these PowerPoint presentations for what to do if your predecessor comes back from the dead!

Jason: Yeah! Where are the slides telling us what to do if we're suffering from extreme pit madness!

Bruce: At the end of this presentation. May I continue?

*Collective Batkid grumbling*

Bruce: Good. When engaging someone affected by the Lazarus Pits, you should not say anything purposefully antagonistic. There is no such thing as "throwing them off their rhythm" or "making them make a mistake" in these instances.

Tim: Oh if only there had been a ridiculously comprehensive slideshow about what I should've done!!

Bruce: The more you interrupt me, the longer this will take. Since there is no reason to incite anger in a person already filled with murderous rage, there is no use for the following phrases; "That explains why you smell like a musty bitch". "I'm wearing my nicest Robin costume for you and you couldn't be bothered to clean the grave dirt from under your nails". "I'm a bad bitch, you can't kill me". "Hit me again, and I'll sleep with your mom"-

Dick: Tim, that last one was way out of line. Do not threaten to sleep with people's parents. You're not Selina. You can't get away with it

Jason: In TimTam's defense, if I was myself at the time, I would've been impressed by the sheer audacity of what he was saying. I definitely would've slipped up or just left him alone

#inncorrect quotes #incorrect quote #batfamily #incorrect batfam #robin #tim drake #jason todd #red hood #pit madness #dick grayson #nightwing #lazarus pit #batman #bruce wayne #robin tim drake

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Tony: I’m not saying Peter is like an unwelcome christmas guest but when he opens the little door on his advent calendar the chocolates pretend they’re not home

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Tony: Sleep is the body’s best safety mechanism.

Morgan: How so daddy?

Tony: It keeps you from screwing up for 8 hours.

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I love Shuri, but no one in the MCU is smarter than Tony.

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