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— STAR TREK: PICARD — Geordi & Data in 3.06 “The Bounty”
ID: Two gifs from Star Trek Picard. The first gif is a close-up of Geordi looking at Data and softly saying his name. The second gif is a close-up of Data turning his head to look at Geordi as he softly says his name with a confused expression. End ID.
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martiszcz · 4 days
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“Vampires change humans, but humans change vampires,” said the vampire.
The human frowned. “Like - into humans?”
“No, no, it’s like - it’s like the sunlight thing. One day we’re fine with sunlight, and then the next day you go, ‘You know what, we’re changing the rules, now sunlight makes you burst into flames and die.’ Half of us were wiped out because we didn’t get the memo, and the other half had to go underground.”
“We never-”
“You did,” said the vampire. “Ever since Nosferatu came out, humans have known that sunlight kills vampires. It never did before, but it always has ever since.”
“Because of a movie?”
“Because of stories. That’s your part of the power. Humans tell stories to change the world around them. You don’t know you’re doing it most of the time, but whenever we get too big, you change the rules and make us start from scratch.”
“So you get super-strength, shapeshifting, flight, mind-control, and an unending bloodlust-”
“And you get to be the kid on the playground who says he has an ‘everything-proof-shield.’”
“I still think you have the better end of the deal here.”
“We really don’t. Now let me in.”
“No.”
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martiszcz · 4 days
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"average dwarf dramatically seduce 3 peoole a year" factoid actualy just statistical error. average dwarf dramatically seduce 0 people per year. Casanunda, who travels the Disc with his step ladder on the lookout for opportunity each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
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I was trying to google "star trek lower decks". Instead I typed "star trek lower ducks". I was not disappointed.
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Image of the Milky Way over the Temple of Karnak in Egypt.
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B’Elanna: You say that now, but look how hard it is to live with one Klingon. Pretty soon it’ll be two.
Tom: And someday I hope it’s three or four. I mean it. And I hope that every one of them is just like you.
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martiszcz · 7 days
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👗 On his way to steal everyone's gender 🏃‍♂️
He/him for Crowley please!
A sketch request I coloured. I know we love tight-fitting clothes on our demon but consider flowy dresses👀
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the Federation itself as a concept is so funny because the founding members are
the Vulcans, who have been friends with humanity for years but don't seem to actually like them all that much, instead regarding them with a sort of perverse fascination usually reserved for virology labs
the Andorians, who were fighting the Vulcans for like a hundred years
the Tellarites, who don't like any of these people and whose cultural trait is arguing, and
humans, whom nobody knew existed until last century when they shot themselves into space on a heavily modified nuke, invented world peace and won a fight with the nearest imperial superpower
like imagine you're the Romulan Empire and these weird monkeys who've barely figured out interstellar travel show up on your doorstep in the equivalent of a shipping container with missiles strapped to it, kick your ass in front of everybody, and then start a friendship club with 3 of your neighbours who all hated each others' guts until like a year ago. now I understand why every Romulan on the show is so angry
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I hate that Shaw is making Seven go by Annika Hansen. She’s not Annika Hansen anymore and she shouldn’t have to call herself that simply because Shaw refuses to accept that she’s still Borg
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-- Incredible Hulk: Lo, the leader lives!
I love everything about this little gallery.
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martiszcz · 8 days
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Wystawa się skończyła, ale sukienki wciąż tam są!
Najbardziej podoba mi się ta inspirowana kontuszem - powstała na wystawę "Mody polskiej" w 1908 r.
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martiszcz · 10 days
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-- Giant Days: 8
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-- Don't Trust the B in Apartment 23: Daddy's Girl
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Bonus:
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[Help me keep making more art by donating to my ko-fi]
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