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haven’t been here in a while but… i have a date on sunday. like a proper dinner date. i didn’t even do that when i was ‘dating’, like???? and I’m so excited?? my therapist got excited too when i told her!!!

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ok so tuesday was exactly a month of being broken up and I was really proud of myself for handling that so well but then on thursday not only did I hook up with him but I stayed at his place until yesterday lmao

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the movies were in fact not joking I’m so fucking devastated that we broke up I just wanna cry all the fucking time

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got broken up with so that’s fun

#the first time in my life I open myself to anything close to serious #and I’m not even mad cause we’re still friends cause he didn’t even do anything wrong

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"alas" is a truly S tier english word. fantastic mouthfeel, makes me sound like a world-weary wizard, looks cool when written out. good job to whoever created this word.

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i hope no one has done this yet

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i forgot british people are real again

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alright so now that I’m officially kind of a hoe lemme tell my nonexistent followers that today I posted a pic of a friend of mine joking like oh if he liked girls I’d be the first in line (he’s only talked abt his interest in boys before so yeah we assumed he only liked guys) anyways he said he doesn’t know what he likes and so ya girl kissed him I have made it y’all he’s so pretty

#but the shirtless pics threw me off I’m ngl #like they weren’t just for me or anything he just randomly sent it and then posted it on his close friends on instagram lmaoooo #btw we all make out a each other in this friend group so it’s all vibes we’re all chill lmao

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the only food I had today were 5 chicken nuggets and a single tiny sugar cookie so you just know I’m at a good place mentally

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just got yet another “we need to talk” text from a guy friend if this is what I think it is I’m gonna be so pissed yall

#Let’s hope I’m wrong ❤️❤️❤️

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"I'm gay" "I'm straight" well im a lover not a fighter, I thought I told them, im just a swinging space age bachelor man

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"you cant keep making fun of the first quicksilver wig forever" i can and i will

#X-men #Yeah i love peter maximoff yeah ill die making fun of the wig

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google translate spanish in fics will never fail to make me laugh i love yall

#yo miro linda #Just read the sentence this was a 10/10 life-changing experience #Im genuinely not judging too like this is just funny

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i only experience true happiness when i randomly remember the noah centineo squirt video every few months

#Nothing will ever be as funny nothing

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obssessed with people who forget how real people talk when writing i just read something where this 18 year old boy used the word "deflower" in a non-ironic way this is legit so entertaining

#Yall so funy and for WHAT

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I love Teen Wolf, don’t get me wrong, but I swear it’s just a werewolf Wattpad book made into a TV series.

#and what about it? 😌 #missing teen wolf time #My life was so much better when teen wolf was still going on yall

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ill be honest here i kinda hate the whole 'noel is talia' thing

#Talia being a catfish? Sure makes sense #But noel being the one behind her is just?????? #Now that im finally talking abt ride the cyclone here #anyways <3