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"The trannies should be able to piss in whatever toilet they want and change their bodies however they want. Why is it my business if some chick has a dick or a guy has a pie? I'm not a trannie or a fag so I don't care, just give 'em the medicine they need."

"This is an LGBT safe space. Of COURSE I fully support individuals who identify as transgender and their right to self-determination! I just think that transitioning is a very serious choice and should be heavily regulated. And there could be a lot of harm in exposing cis children to such topics, so we should be really careful about when it is appropriate to mention trans issues or have too much trans visibility."

One of the above statements is Problematic and the other is slightly annoying. If we disagree on which is which then working together for a better future is going to get really fucking difficult.

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LOUDER FOR THE GIRLS IN RED STATES

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I just watched a video that revealed teenage baseball pitchers are getting elective arm surgery to "get it out of the way" so they have a better chance of getting drafted and having an MLB career.

I don't ever want to hear about the 200 or so 17 year olds getting top surgery every year while sportsball parents are making their kids get arm surgery so they can pitch a little better.

Apparently it is child abuse to help your kid drastically improve their mental health and relieve severe dysphoria but if mommy wants a McMansion from her son's pitching arm, surgery is perfectly fine.

I'd also be grateful if I could never hear a conservative talking head say "perfectly healthy breasts" again.

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I WANT THE CLIP WHERE IS IT

Things I didn't know I needed to know

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Lookin' at you, Alaska Airlines. And United Airlines. And Boeing.

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Happy Easter everyone; here's an encouraging video of James Talarico giving a sermon that warmed my heart and gave me hope.

SOMEONE HAD TO SAY IT

#jesus #christianity #true christianity #good message #good news #actual jesus stuff #Youtube

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This one always makes me smile whenever I see it roll back around the tumblrs.

Diver convince octopus to trade his plastic cup for a seashell

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This little asshole keeps getting into a bird feeder, so we need to test how small is *too* small

3 inch opening: no problem

2.75 inch opening: Easy

2.5 inch opening: doing fine

2.25 inch opening: Bit of a struggle, but as Mr Meeseeks says: CAAAN DOO!

2 inch opening: Alright, lets try chewing the opening a bit, As long as we get the nuts into the mouth (huhuhu) we good I guess…

Uh-oh… Steve is getting greedy

:insert grunts of effort here:

Taking a break…

The guy who made the original video decided after a long struggle to help Steve out.

A New Challenger approaches!

1.75 inchs: Quote Mr Meseeks: “OOOHHH HE’S TRYING”

GIMME GIMME GIMME

He ends up giving up.

Source: Chris Notap - Squirrel ● literally ● bites off more than he can chew ! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sS4ach0CwN4

via imgur

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....this cannot be constitutional. JFC.

We need the federal government to step in on this shit, but given the current state of our supreme court, I don't think a federal smack-down is possible.

Something's got to give. Now.

Source

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Reblogged to poopoo the wackadoos.

Conspiracy theories about the ship/bridge collision and collapse today are further evidence that many people are mathematically illiterate. Why not just stop the 95,000 ton ship traveling at 8 knots? I mean, it’s not like F=MA or anything.

Because I am that kind of person, I did the math. The impact equivalent was 1,520,000,000 pounds.

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Awwwwwwwww

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The thing is... Israel admitted to this from the very beginning.

They said the confessions were obtained through 'interrogation' in the Shin Bet aka torture (Shin Bet is where they like to torture Palestinian prisoners for intel) so every country that cut funding to the UNRWA knew from the beginning that Israel was using false forced statements.

The famine in Gaza is partly due to this. Never forget that.

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Reblogged to boost.

important psa