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summer is coming up lads..

#humid heat is SUFFOCATING #i'll take dry heat any day

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The Wizard of Waterdeep

Explicit Version [NSFW]

using the book as censorship is up there with my top 10 ideas imo

#gale of waterdeep #bg3 #wizard husband

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50 75 as many images of Kaidan Alenko as i want - 109 / 50 75 ?

#mass effect #kaidan alenko

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best brownies in the known universe (at least, according to my grandma)

some year and a half ago when i was getting ready to move out i combed through all the family recipes that lay lost to time and one of the ones that i found was my grandmas brownie recipe. idk where she got it from (nor can i ask cause she has dementia) and its a printed out email she sent to my mom in june 2000. but by george these the best brownies i have ever tasted. would she be pleased that i am sharing this recipe with my vast following? absolutely.

YOU WILL NEED:

5 tablespoons butter (unsalted) 1 ounce unsweetened baking chocolate (or as much as your heart desires) 2/3 cup unsweetened good cocoa powder 1 cup sugar (white) (superfine preferred, normal works fine) 1 cup sifted white flour (can use gluten free) 1/2 teaspoon baking powder as much cinnamon as your heart desires (your heart needs to desire at least some cinnamon. its essential to the recipe) 3 egg whites 1 egg splash of vanilla extract (again, non negotiable step!)

preheat your oven to 325 degrees. grease a square baking pan (9x9 preferably).

in a small saucepan over medium heat melt the butter and baking chocolate. while that is melting, sift together the flour, baking powder and cinnamon into a small bowl. once the butter and chocolate is done melting add the cocoa powder and cook it together for 1 minute. add in the sugar and stir. it will get very thick. this is correct.

set that aside to cool. while thats cooling take a large bowl and put in your egg whites, egg and vanilla. beat it up with preferably a whisk but you can use a fork if youre fresh out of whisks. once the chocolate is cool enough to not scramble your eggs dump it in the eggs and mix it together. add the flour in gradually and keep mixing until its smooth and happy.

spread into your greased baking pan. put it in the oven for EXACLTLY 18 MINUTES. very crucial step. they will come out slightly under done. that is what we want. as they cool they will continue to cook in the pan. we dont want them to get hard and sad. they are not good when they are hard and sad. do not overbake them. you will be sad.

slice them up and as the official last step on the original recipe says: EAT ENJOY AND MAKE MORE! (theyre very good with mint chocolate chip ice cream)

#recipes

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@otemporanerys

some of my favourite sign fails <3

#sign fails #don't dead open inside

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M-MISS LAWSON??

*GULPS*

HIYOULOOKSGREATTODAY.

GHUh.

#mass effect #miranda lawson #MY WIFE

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NOMINATIONS ARE OPEN

Hi all: I opened nominations are day early. Link below.

Remember:

You can nominate up to 10 pairings.

Use / for romantic pairings and & for platonic.

Kaidan has to be one of the people in the pairing.

You can nominate a relationship with more than two people, but you can't mix and match the / and &.

Use "Mass Effect - All Media Types" for the fandom.

As always, feel free to reach out to me with any questions. Nominations will be open until April 29, around noon CST.

I'll be updating the rules and FAQ this week to represent the changes in the exchange.

Also, here's a link to the nominated pairings spreadsheet that I'll update as we get new noms.

NOM AWAY

#mass effect #kaidan alenko #shenko #fshenko #mshenko #big place exchange #big place exchange 2024

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#mass effect #thane krios #HAHA

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fifteen lines

Rules: Share 15 or fewer lines of dialogue from an OC, ideally lines that capture their character/personality/vibe. Bonus points for just using the dialogue without other details about the scene, but you’re free to include those as well. I feel like making a little ask game out of this SO: if you wanna you can send me one of these and i will give you context/ a snipped of what it is from! (you could also guess the context if you like!)

I was tagged by @dustdeepsea, thank you so very much. I am using Juniper since she has quite a few WIPs and posted fics out there to pull from.

“I like it when you smile.”

“Don’t you know? It’s all part of my plan to seduce you.”

"You’re my favorite damsel in distress.”

“You know, me and my good luck.”

"Haven’t I suffered enough broken noses for you?”

“It wasn’t my fault this time.”

“Oh, believe me. You’ll never be bored with me around.”

“You do realize what you’re getting into, yes?”

“You’re funny to look at.”

“I might be crazy. You wouldn’t be the first person to imply that. I wonder if Volo’s tadpole extraction comes with a lobotomy.”

“Oh, wizard, you’ll find there are many things I can accomplish. All it takes is a bit of concentration and the right song.”

“Because I want to bring him back from the dead so I can fucking kill him again.”

 “As if I’d let you be rid of me that easily.”

“I’m always flirting with you, Rolan. You should know me better by now.”

“Oh, well you look strong enough to bash people in the head. I mean, I think it might be sort of sexy to see. Not the ‘bashing heads in’ thing, just like… you fighting with weapons instead of magic.”

Tagging (no pressure): @starknstarwars @eluvisen @swaps55 @mallaidhsomo @valkblue and @lemonsrosesandlavender

#fic rec

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🌵🥑🦴

oooooh thanks, frand

from this list.

🌵 ⇢ share the link to a playlist you love

I recently found this one, which has been a nostalgia TRIP.

🥑 ⇢ you accidentally killed somebody, which mutual(s) do you text for help?

@swaps55, @writes-in-space, @crescentbunny

🦴 ⇢ is there a piece of media that inspires your writing?

Mass Effect, naturally, since I write fic for it. But what inspires me to really flesh out my ideas from there? I recently finished reading Leviathan Wakes, the first book in The Expanse series. The world building in this book FANTASTIC regarding the cultural schisms that occur between humans once they start living off our little rock. I'd love to start picking it apart to get ideas for my own fic.

#truth or dare meme #mallaidh answers

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🌻🧃🪐

oooooooh thank you frand!

from this list.

🌻 ⇢ tag someone you appreciate but don't talk to on a regular basis

Ooooh. Good question. Probably @bardofheartdive and @pigeontheoneandonly. <3

🧃 ⇢ share some personal lore you never posted about before

Personal lore... hmm... let's see. I'm a child of divorce and my dad was my custodial parent. He worked third shift, so until I was a teen, I only slept overnight in my own bed on his days off. He finally let me stay in the house overnight - alone - my freshman year of high school.

🪐 ⇢ name three good things going on in your life right now

My birthday is next week and I have a 3 day weekend.

The annual board game convention I go to with my cousins is in May. I always look forward to it.

My family is going to the Smoky Mountains this summer for our National Park trip of the year.

<3 <3

#truth or dare meme #mallaidh replies

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WE FUCKING LOVE TO SEE IT

#kaidan alenko #mass effect

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#kaidan alenko #mass effect

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truth or daaaare

🐝

🐝 ⇢ tag your biggest supporter(s) and say one nice thing about them

oh gods, there are so many. You and @swaps55 and @rotschopf-thedrow and @ad-astra13 and so many more.

Y'all are always there for me when I'm struggling with writing and with life, and I honestly don't know what I would do without you guys.

#crnobleanswers #writer truth or dare

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🥤🍓

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From this post!

🥤 ⇢ recommend an author or fanfic you love

oh gods, there are so many. Well, I'll start with these three writers: @swaps55 @mallaidhsomo and @otemporanerys. They're three of my favorite Mass Effect writers, and I highly recommend pretty much everything they've written. Truthfully, if I listed everything I recommend from all the amazing writers I've had the fortune to come across in this fandom, I'd be here all night, but I'll link a few fics here that I feel like don't get as much attention as they should.

Giving Quarter by mallidhsomo

An amazing pirate AU that is still in progress! I am madly in love with Eric Shepard and everyone else should be too lol

Heartstoppers From Beyond The Veil by swaps55

The First Kiss AU that introduced me to the Opus!verse and made me go "I need to know these characters more"

Life Behind Enemy Lines by Otempora

Species Swap Shakarian AU with one of the best Shepard interpretations I've ever read. I cannot stress enough how much I love Shepherd.

🍓 ⇢ how did you get into writing fanfiction?

I answered this in another ask, but its a very short answer lol. I got into writing fanfiction out of spite. I watched a movie and thought I could do it better, and then I did.

🧸 ⇢ what’s the fastest way to become your mutual?

literally hit me up in DM's on tumblr or find me on discord. I'm way more active on discord than anywhere else. :D

#aaahhhh thank yoooouuuu

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Writers Truth & Dare Ask Game

🎱 ⇢ post your AO3 total stats  🍓 ⇢ how did you get into writing fanfiction?  🌵 ⇢ share the link to a playlist you love 🕯️ ⇢ on a scale from 1 to 10, how much do you enjoy editing? why is that? 🛼 ⇢ describe your latest wip with five emojis 🥑 ⇢ you accidentally killed somebody, which mutual(s) do you text for help? 🥤 ⇢ recommend an author or fanfic you love 💌 ⇢ how many unread emails do you have right now?  🌻 ⇢ tag someone you appreciate but don't talk to on a regular basis 🐇 ⇢ do you prefer writing original characters, reader inserts, or a mix of both?  🧃 ⇢ share some personal lore you never posted about before 🎲 ⇢ what stops you from writing more in your free time?  🍄 ⇢ share a head canon for one of your favourite ships or pairings 🧸 ⇢ what's the fastest way to become your mutual? 🪐 ⇢ name three good things going on in your life right now 📚 ⇢ what's the last thing you wrote down in your notes app?  🍬 ⇢ post an unpopular opinion about a popular fandom character 🔪 ⇢ what's the weirdest topic you researched for a writing project? 🦷 ⇢ share some personal wisdom or a life hack you swear on ❄️ ⇢ what's your dream theme/plot for a fic, and who would write it best? 🌿 ⇢ give some advice on writer's block and low creativity 🥐 ⇢ name one internet reference that will always make you laugh  🏜️ ⇢ what's your favourite type of comment to receive on your work? 🍦 ⇢ name three good things about a character you hate 🥝 ⇢ do you lie a lot? what's the most recent lie you told? 🦋 ⇢ share something that has been on your heart and mind lately  🦴 ⇢ is there a piece of media that inspires your writing?  🍅 ⇢ give yourself some constructive criticism on your own writing 🐚 ⇢ do you like or dislike surprises? 🪲 ⇢ add 50 words to your current wip and share the paragraph here ☁️ ⇢ what made you choose your username? 🐝 ⇢ tag your biggest supporter(s) and say one nice thing about them 🌸 ⇢ do you have any pets? if you do, post some pictures of them 🎨 ⇢ link your favourite piece of fanart and explain why you like it 🧩 ⇢ what will make you click away from a fanfiction immediately?

#meme #truth or dare

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boops your nose send this to ten blogs you think are lovely and deserve a boop on the nose <3 <3

#BOOP #thanks friend