Tumgik
malkaivian · 2 years
Text
a desire to play new games (unstoppable force) vs. an urge to replay the same game all over again (immovable object)
13K notes · View notes
malkaivian · 2 years
Text
if a girl tried to sacrifice me to the old gods that would be totally fine and I would submit but if a guy did that I would fight back a little
90K notes · View notes
malkaivian · 2 years
Text
it's such a fine line every 'weird' horror movie walks between "this is the best thing i've ever seen i have to show this to everyone" and "christ. nevermind then"
8K notes · View notes
malkaivian · 2 years
Text
i'm starting to think this random 'which e prep RO should you date' quiz i was "working on" is actually finished? does anyone wanna take it? i can drop the uquiz link 😆
71 notes · View notes
malkaivian · 2 years
Text
Awards winners should be decided by hand to hand combat between nominees from now on
47K notes · View notes
malkaivian · 2 years
Photo
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
♫ Farewell To all the earthly remains No burdens No further debts to be paid ♫
3K notes · View notes
malkaivian · 2 years
Text
Working a cringe job for fail money which can then be exchanged for epic goods and win services
27K notes · View notes
malkaivian · 2 years
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
got bored, made some ai-generated art for each of the commanders in @exilethegame
332 notes · View notes
malkaivian · 2 years
Text
Chapter 2 update is here! (Jan. 17, 2022)
Same shit happened with the warehouse scene: dialogue goes zoom and actions take me a lifetime. But I've got some likely awful dental work coming up soon and would like to share something instead of nothing before I gotta deal with that. I hope this is interesting enough for now!
Click here to play!
Added:
the next 3.5k words or so of Chapter 2
thank you for reading, thank you for your patience, and i hope you enjoy the little bit i have to share with y'all!
...k that's it. have a good one shoo now
185 notes · View notes
malkaivian · 2 years
Text
doctor patient confidentiality goes both ways i saw my doctor killing someone in the street and driving off and ill have to live and die quiet about it
74K notes · View notes
malkaivian · 2 years
Photo
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
What Remains of Edith Finch     ↳  Scenery 
5K notes · View notes
malkaivian · 2 years
Photo
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
Mariya Novakova aka Mia Novakova aka Coughh Syrup (Bulgarian, b. Plovdiv, Bulgaria) - Porch Collapse 1-4, 2021, Photography
20K notes · View notes
malkaivian · 2 years
Text
the toilets in this gamer cafe have this quote on the wall and a speaker absolutely blasting the tetris theme on repeat... cannot describe how hostile this atmosphere is
Tumblr media
47K notes · View notes
malkaivian · 2 years
Photo
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
MASS EFFECT 3: LEGENDARY EDITION
TODAY, THEY PAY THEIR TRIBUTE IN BLOOD.
665 notes · View notes
malkaivian · 3 years
Text
all articles about tumblr’s “decline” boil down to 2 things: you can’t get famous on here and you can’t make money on here. And they don’t get that that’s why we like it here.
128K notes · View notes
malkaivian · 3 years
Text
the actual reason I consume mediocre media is because I have bad taste. the deeper secret pretentious reason is because I think there’s something very revealing about bad media that you don’t get with good media. when you watch a poorly executed plot point unfold, you see the machinery behind it. you see the gap between what’s actually on screen and the true goal the author is striving for. if it’s particularly awful, you can even measure just how poorly mismatched the author’s skills are with the story they’re trying to tell you. watching a poorly executed narrative play out feels like you’re discovering something, because you see all the wiring and guts underneath that better authors hide from you, in the same way that movies hide boom mics and books make you forget you’re turning the pages. if a story is good and executed well you just see the story. but I want to see the guts and wires!
81K notes · View notes
malkaivian · 3 years
Photo
Tumblr media Tumblr media
BIGBY WOLF | The Wolf Among Us (2013)
1K notes · View notes