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I thought you’d enjoy knowing that I accidentally went to the bank wearing you Tac Evasion sweater. I was so nervous, I thought I was gonna get kicked out

As a sign of dominance you went into enemy territory waving a flag of war

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The most unrealistic thing about crime shows is that no one curses when something goes wrong. Like, seriously. Suspect jumps off a ship and the detectives/agents just... stand there. My reaction? I'd shout 'Fuck!!'. Or, maybe, 'Goddammit!!!'. Neither of which is allowed on TV.

#crime show #detective show #cursing #tv #tv show #bad words #ncis #unrealistic

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Samwise Gamgee!

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Oh!!! Green! Green!

I never get to show off my Flight Rising dragons. Someone pick a colour

#green #dragon #teaboot #awesome #please

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Fox Mulder woulda been so proud...

Last year… on this day…

#fox mulder #x files #area 51 #raid

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But, isn't meat flavored tea just soup?

Meat flavored tea

#soup #meatflavored #meat tea #tea

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Branislav Perkovic | artstation

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Submerging an Italian in olive oil like you would an Evangelion pilot in LCL so they can operate at maximum psychological capacity

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That ain't a shitty cryptid. That's the dream!

Dog that ages the same as a human

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Hole by Darina Muravjeva

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Like, fancy gel nails?

A shark with nails for teeth

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Easy. Pokémon don't have blood. :)

Why don’t more pokemon have blood-based attacks

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American Girl stories were the best tbh

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New Batman AU

I'm watching American Dad, and Francine mentioned Batman's origin story. Of course, for comedic purposes, she erroneously stated that Batman's parents were bats. So, now, I'm thinking that there should be a new Batman AU where he actually was raised by bats. I have no ideas for this AU, so feel free to contribute.

#batman #alternate universe #raised by bats #batman au #bruce wayne #american dad #francine smith

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Just heard a ton of loud crashing and banging noises coming from outside, but no screaming, so I'm just gonna ignore it.

#ignorance is bliss #crashing #banging #loud noises #loud #life in america #hope it wasn't gunshots #probably not gunshots #who would shoot in broad daylight in the suburbs? #everything is probably fine