I just had a dream where I was convinced that Lucifer (the show) was a prequel to Phineas and Ferb (the cartoon) and consisted of all the same characters.
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An American going to Hogwarts:
"So, you're telling me that during the course of an entire year, several students, a faculty member's pet, and a resident ghost were all magically petrified and haunting messages were scrawled on the walls above where the victims were found, in blood, all while the faculty failed to catch the culprit, and the school wasn't shut down so that the proper authorities could conduct a thorough search of the school and grounds?"
"In America, if a kid so much as got a concussion from a backfired dueling spell or a well-aimed bludger, the entire school would be shut down to perform a thorough investigation of the staff and the school's code of conduct."
-"Wow, so what you're saying is, none of the crazy things that happened here would have happened at an American school?"
"None of those things would have happened, no. A bunch of just as horrible things might happen, especially if somebody could make a quick buck off it, but none of those specific things, no. The school board would have been too afraid of being sued."
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My cat is under the mistaken impression that her purring helps me fall asleep. She likes to lie by my face and purr until I stop moving or making any noise and then she lets it slowly fade away, until I start moving and she starts up all over again. It's very sweet of her to try and comfort me like that, but the noise is what actually stops me from falling asleep. Oh, well.
If centaurs have two ribcages, then doesn't it stand to reason that they also have two hearts?
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I would love to see this, but consider this: The vampires involved in the heist don't show up on camera. We, the audience, just hear the voices and see no one talking. We see objects floating and see that humans in the film are interacting with something, but we cannot see the vampires.
I know I've said this before but vampires
don't show up on camera
can fly/scale walls
immune to bullets
can break into any safe by turning into fog or some bullshit
could probably hypnotize security guards as needed
therefore I am in dire need of a heist film where a group of vampires band together to steal back their old stuff from museums
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A controversial theory: Worm on a string are furby larvae
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Did you know that horses have a maximum output of 15 horsepower? Kinda makes you wonder what horsepower actually is.
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OMG guys, I'm rewatching Steven Universe, again, and I'm only on episode 2, but they made a reference to the Shell! From that episode of Steven Universe Future where Steven, Pearl, and Volleyball (Pink Pearl) head to the bottom of the ocean to try and fix the crack on Volleyball's face.
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Amazonian River Dolphin.
a uquiz but it's "What Monstrous River Fish Are You?"
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How could this make anyone angry? It's hilarious!!
whenever i’m angry i think about Budapest Pigeons and that makes me angrier
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Y'all may be extra, but you'll never be "fake Princess Cadence singing very loudly about how much she doesn't love her groom right before she walks down the aisle to marry him" extra. Seriously, anybody coulda walked in on her while she was getting ready. And there she was all "No, I do not love the groom! In *my* heart there is no room! But I still want him to be all mine~!!!!" at the top of her lungs. A bride is *rarely* alone right before she walks down the aisle. There's bridesmaids, wedding planners, last minute well-wishes from family and friends alike... Like, imagine if one of the guards walked in to check on her and there she was singing about how little she loved her groom. Like, wow, how extra can you get?
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Steven Universe (during the episode "Steven vs. Amethyst"): "Accidents aren't awesome!"
Me, knowing my entire existence was an accident: "Rude."
Yorrick must've had a pretty messed up head for Hamlet to be able to recognize based purely on his skull...
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It's so... Lovecraft-ian.
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I'm at Walgreens getting my second vaccine, and they deadass just played the Friends themesong over the loudspeaker. Like, the entire song. I didn't know there was more to it than "I'll be there for you!" *Clap clap clap clap*
ATTENTION: I booped noses with my cat. It was cold and wet and amazing. That is all.
Obvs a Majestic Sea Flap Flap. There is no doubt in my mind.
BIG SKATE: hey hi there so sorry to bother but can you help me settle a debate with the stingrays am i a sea pancake, flap flap or ravioli tysm much appreseaated
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Unpopular opinion! I don't like when Din Djaren takes off his helmet. I don't like his mustache. Everytime I see it, I think of that Rick and Morty episode where they went to a post apocalyptic Mad Max type world and the beefy guy that Summer marries takes off his helmet and it's just:
That's all I can think about.
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Wait, wait, WAIT! Aang is from the Southern Air Temple, right? And the arrows on his body point downwards, in other words, SOUTH. So, what if Airbenders from the Northern Air Temple have arrows that point up, as in NORTH? And Airbenders from the Eastern and Western Air Temples have arrows that point right and left, respectively? I mean, south pointing arrows are the most aesthetically pleasing, when it comes to the placement of the forehead tattoo, but...
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