madladmusician

[madladmusician]

lmao this blog is dead

sorry guys :(

Might make the odd post occasionally tbh :)

#sorry guys #dead blog #may post occasionally

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Serena: Do you like cigarettes after sex?

Clemont: I’m a virgin with asthma.

#incorrect quotes #pokemon xy #pokemon clemont #pokemon serena #potentially geekchicshipping #serena x clemont

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Bonnie: When did you get a wall safe?

Clemont: When there was no more room in the floor safe.

Bonnie: When did you get a floor safe?!

Clemont: When I got the security cameras.

Bonnie: There’s a security camera?!

Clemont: [gestures to an action figure facing the battlefield and cheer stand] Aquaman, protecting my gym since 2012.

Serena: … Oh my god, Ash, we’ve done things on that cheer stand.

Clemont: Yeah, you don’t have to tell me.

#incorrect quotes #pokemon xy #pokemon clemont #pokemon ash #pokemon serena #kalos gang #pokemon bonnie #amourshipping #ash x serena #Clemont is such a funny third wheel

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Clemont: [drunk and at a party] Can't spell disconnecting from reality without disco. let's dance!

#incorrect quotes #pokemon xy #pokemon clemont

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Bonnie: Just because you're destined to die alone, doesn't mean the rest of us suck at relationships.

Clemont: I am in a very rewarding relationship with Ash, thank you very much.

Serena: You make him sound like a nectar card…

#incorrect quotes #pokemon xy #pokemon clemont #pokemon ash #diodeshipping #clemont x ash #pokemon serena #pokemon bonnie #kalos gang

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Ash: Babe, would you still love me if I was a worm?

Clemont: This is the fifth fucking time this week - yes I would still love you but I’m literally begging you to go to sleep.

#incorrect quotes #pokemon xy #pokemon clemont #pokemon ash #diodeshipping #clemont x ash

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Clemont: I like my men how I like my coffee— strong and sweet.

Serena: I like my men how I like my coffee— tall, dark and handsome.

Shauna: I like my men how I like my coffee— able to keep me up all night.

Miette: I like my men how I like my coffee— I don’t like coffee.

Jessie: I like my men how I like my coffee— ground up and in my freezer.

#incorrect quotes #pokemon xy #pokemon clemont #pokemon jessie #pokemon serena #pokemon miette #pokemon shauna

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Ash: [Texting Clemont] With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.

Clemont: [Texting back] Please tell me you’re not on the roof again.

#incorrect quotes #pokemon xy #pokemon clemont #pokemon ash #diodeshipping #clemont x ash

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Jessie: I find human contact repulsive.

Jessie: I know you think I’m kidding, but I’m not.

#incorrect quotes #pokemon jessie #team rocket

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Clemont: Do I even have to tell you how wrong you are?

Ash: Why break tradition now?

#incorrect quotes #pokemon xy #pokemon clemont #pokemon ash #diodeshipping #clemont x ash

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Jessie & James: [are making out]

Meowth: [looks off into the distance]

Meowth: I like that boulder, that’s a nice boulder.

#incorrect quotes #pokemon james #pokemon jessie #team rocket #rocketshipping #james x jessie #pokemon meowth

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James: Does this scarf make me look gay?

Jessie: Yes.

James: Perfect.

#incorrect quotes #pokemon james #pokemon jessie #team rocket #rocketshipping #james x jessie

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Jessie: I’m going to take you out.

James: Oh great, it’s a date!

Jessie: I meant that as a threat-

James: See you at 5!

#incorrect quotes #pokemon james #pokemon jessie #team rocket #rocketshipping #james x jessie

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James: [gets down on one knee]

Jessie: Oh my god, it’s finally happening.

James: [falls over]

Jessie: The poison is kicking in!

#incorrect quotes #pokemon james #pokemon jessie #team rocket #rocketshipping #james x jessie

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James: Fun fact, Scooby Doo came out 50 years ago today!

Meowth: … He’s gay?

#incorrect quotes #pokemon james #pokemon meowth #team rocket

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Clemont: If you’re happy and you know it clap your hands!

[Nobody claps]

Clemont: Damn, y’all depressed as fuck!

Serena: You didn’t clap either-

Clemont: SHUT UP!

#incorrect quotes #pokemon xy #pokemon clemont #pokemon serena #is this geekchic shipping?

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EXAMS ARE OVER!

Sorry for being so inactive lately, I’ve just been really overwhelmed with stress and stuff like that and I haven’t posted much as a result. Anyone doing British exams will know how long they last (idk about in the rest of the world) but yeah.

To make up for my absence, have this drawing of Clemont I did:

It took ages.

Anyways, hope you’re all doing ok. For anyone doing exams, congratulations on getting through them, and no matter what grade you get you’ve all done amazingly :)

Promise to start posting more again! 🤞🤞🤞

#exams are done #pokemon clemont #fanart #congrats everyone on exams <3 #missed you all