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Runescape Examine Starters Pt. 2
"She strikes fear into all. Even the gods."
"No name is marked on this headstone."
"I wonder what the pennants represent."
"She's dead!"
"Don't. . .look. . .down. . ."
"Are these decorative or functional?"
"Take a leap of faith and fly with the wind."
"It's unclear what these were made for. Perhaps some kind of sport?"
"That's not very friendly!"
"Faster than a snail, at least."
"It almost looks as if it could turn into a deadly creature when it grows up."
"Are you my mummy?"
"Wouldn't suggest popping them."
"Have you considered the healing power of fire?"
"I wonder how much those urns would be worth?"
"Looks like they've got a bone to pick with you."
"This seems to be where a lot of the monsters are coming from. . ."
"I don't think she read the security tips on the website."
"It's only useful for firewood now."
"I wonder if I can open it and take a peak inside."
"Poor little guy doesn't remember who he is."
"Choo choo. . .all aboard!"
"This would make good ketchup."
"It's a tiny, cheeky monkey!"
"He doesn't even have a name badge."
"Doesn't let you breathe fire, sadly."
"This tree doesn't seem quite right."
"They seem to be searching the water for things of value."
"It looks like someone has already taken the coconuts."
"They're very hip."
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More Shit I’ve Read in Runescape Chat Starters
edited for clarity
“Don’t make me shake the jar full of bees.”
“Kiss the plant.”
“Bro, are we really getting into our favorite basket weaving forums?”
“I play games to escape the dismal fortunes of reality.”
“You’re mad 'cause girls won’t talk to you ‘cause of the green bubble, right?”
“Local single flesh mommies are looking for you.”
“First you blame the yak, next is another Harambe moment.”
“How does one find themselves?”
“I believe in my demon sugar daddy.”
“Milk and popcorn is an underrated combo.”
“Sometimes I feel no different than the wandering souls I dismiss.”
“Um. . .whatever makes you happy without infringing on my dreams.”
“I think it’s time to pull out the cheese wiz.”
“Get your bitch ass in the kitchen and make me a pie.”
“Wish someone would be disrespectfully flirty with me.”
“Would you rather be a whale or a mountain goat?”
“I would die for a threesome.”
“I can pause my gay lawyer vid to watch you.”
“His butt. It’s flat. Like the earth.”
“We saw you wasting toilet paper.”
“I’ve got dirty feet, but you won’t know unless you sub.”
“Farming is the life. You can get off of Tinder and onto Farmers Only.”
“I can’t even mow my own lawn. How am I supposed to mow yours?”
“I’m two rips away from being Brock from Pokemon.”
“I’m a main attraction, by the way. Behold my glory.”
“I have access to commercial grade pesticides, boy.”
“I draw the line at tickle, sorry. You can beat the shit out of me, but don’t tickle.”
“If only Wingstop had beer.”
“There’s a shady homeless dude standing around the cave entrance.”
“He punches babies for the fun of it.”
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Baddie SMP Starters 9
the one with the clones
"You've got to do a 360 into the water."
"I need some kind of project."
"We're kind of weird, if you haven't noticed."
"I met him before you even knew who he was."
"You gave me a hug and walked away without saying a word."
"I could get really freaky in my basement with this one guy."
"I thought the devil went down to Georgia?"
"Can we ruin his life?"
"We could show up to his house and like. . .hurt him or something."
"Do you know how emotionally strenuous beat-boxing school is?"
"You are asking me questions I've signed NDAs about."
"Have you had the Icee that makes your poop green?"
"Suddenly this tall guy started following me around school."
"The camera adds a few pounds and you lose a few inches."
"I didn't want any workers to think I was weird, so I fled the scene."
"I am boxing a bunch of Filipinos right now."
"That was when he was stuck in his screaming and gargling phase."
"They sell those at Walmart now."
"You named your band after you dad?"
"I was a crochet major at Georgia Tech."
"I didn't give you permission to clone me."
"You have no idea how often my mom and I are on opposite sides of a pitch black room."
"I went to Vegas and bet a lot of money on that."
"I lost all the money due to the financial crisis of 2008."
"It's just Obama. He pisses me off."
"I'm on a list. A no-fly list."
"There's only one apartment building in Illinois."
"Can you get your crap from my house?"
"You can't blame everything on your IBS."
"I gotta go kiss my dog."
"This is a really toxic work environment."
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Baddie SMP Starters 8
the one with the quest for the elytra
"I think you are a baddie after all."
"I had no idea you could throw your voice like that."
"I'm back at our old house. I'm gonna light it on fire."
"I'm gonna kill every last chicken and sheep in here."
"Have you ever made love in a club before?"
"I talk in an abcdefg rhyme scheme."
"You can't assume everyone sweats, but you can assume everyone showers."
"I'm just very passionate, I'm not angry."
"Get this chicken out of my house."
"That's a very personal question. I don't know why you thought it was okay to ask that."
"I like that it's poetic and you can't really tell what he's talking about."
"This is a no-flex zone."
"I'm just hanging out because I'm bored."
"Autotune won't help you."
"That's a nice, satisfying sound right there."
"I was born in the wrong generation."
"What are you gonna do? Make a tiktok about it?"
"If I was a funnier guy, I would jump off this right now for comedic purposes."
"That was so crazy my balls dropped."
"I guess I'm kind of stupid, in a sense."
"You're like a cat when they're crouched behind something but you can still see them. I can see you."
"Check out how fucking scared I'm about to be."
"Someone just gifted me a Subway sandwich."
"Someone just gifted me a subscription to Men's Health magazine."
"I don't think you should do it, but you should do it."
"You don't have any tattoos, so my dad doesn't think you're a bad influence."
"I don't want to tell him how to raise his kids."
"Have you ever thought about a shirt?"
"That Shania Twain song was about minecraft."
"Can you get my stuff? It's on top of a roof."
"Anyone who thinks that must be JK and Rowling on the floor laughing."
"Not everyone jerks off at the taco restaurant like you."
"Don't suck off the messenger."
"I'll have you know I have a college degree."
"I've tested positive for sex."
"So now we're just cheating, huh?"
"I just dodged all of these like I'm fucking Neo."
"Not everything is chips and poutine."
"Babies need to be hot to the touch at all times."
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Baddie SMP Starters 7
the one with exploding newspapers and burning mansions
"He just did a reverse prank on us."
"I'm in a taco restaurant. I can't really talk."
"I'm trying to do something really nice for you and you're making yourself look like a fool."
"There's a giant ass cat next to my house."
"You named the cat Logan?"
"I'm not that ugly. Give me a break."
"I mean, you hang out with a guy that watches porn in a taco restaurant."
"This is supposed to be a nice thing I did for you and you're really being mean to me."
"We were enemies once. Some would say I hated you."
"You had a deep jealousy for me. I was cooler and more talented."
"I haven't even started eating my tacos yet."
"You better not be proposing that I stop hitting your cat, dude."
"I can tell he really means business because he's timidly whispering into his phone in a taco restaurant."
"If you ever try messing with me again, things will only get worse."
"All he did was blow up my house and my cat."
"That was very British."
"He's not here to defend himself, so go ahead and throw him under the bus as you see fit."
"I'm a big hustle culture guy."
"If I've got my boys to protect me, I'm probably good."
"Why is life so crazy sometimes?"
"It's kind of messed up that you brought that up again."
"I was dragged behind the bus for a few cities."
"It doesn't sound okay, even if the people who were involved say it was okay."
"We didn't even go to Paris."
"I wouldn't call it a near-death experience. I would call it a death experience."
"I don't remember because the doctors legally pronounced me dead for about four minutes."
"Impersonating a doctor is what made it illegal."
"I had no idea I was about to do that. That was crazy."
"I'll never be as cool as Pitbull, aka Mr. World Wide."
"I would actually parkour over people planking."
"Are you just lighting chickens on fire?"
"I will trade you, you just have to trust me that it will be worth your while."
"I was a parkour expert in my youth."
"I guess I sank your boat."
"This cow is on fire."
"If I jump off and live, will you give me some props?"
"I'm looking for the DeLorean from Back to the Future."
"Sometimes a nice warm cloth can really go a long way."
"We've just been doing parkour for the last hour."
"I'm going to, as the kids say, risk it for the biscuit."
"How did you just forget about this whole thing?"
"Could I have done anything to save him?"
"I don't want to die, I'm running."
"What if it's got a chill vibe? Like there's a ball pit or something?"
"Check the walls. There's hidden rooms."
"This is a big ass roof. Makes you happy to be alive."
"Is this a classic prank?"
"Let's burn this shit to the ground."
"Arson time!"
"We might have started a forest fire."
"I need a fireman to come save me."
"We really came in and killed those guys and burned their house down."
"It's oddly kind of calming to just stand here and watch everything burn to the ground."
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Baddie SMP Starters 6
the one where jarvis had autotune
"You're making me want to call my granny."
"Is that a graduation cap you're wearing?"
"Don't flip that lever, please."
"I'm cleaning out my closet so the internet doesn't shame me for my lack of organization."
"That was just a hole I put in my stairs so if he tried to go downstairs he'd die."
"Tighten up your butt cheeks, please."
"I can't think of a good minecraft reference."
"I think I accidentally killed that guy."
"Don't use the freaking Lord's name in vain. We don't do that here."
"He kinda sucks, but he's a great guy."
"It's sad, what you just admitted, but it sounds kind of lit since you said it in autotune."
"You can't just agree to a reality and then decide you like a different one."
"Cool story, bro. Do you want a cookie?"
"Bestie, eat!"
"Sorry, dude, I've only got one couch."
"I mean, you're alive, which is way better than you not being that."
"I'm still waiting for my freaking paycheck."
"I graduated so long ago, like years ago."
"I got penne before, but what about a rigatoni? Or maybe a gnocchi?"
"You're like. . .smart. You're like. . .knowledgeable."
"I'm speaking on behalf of all the complaints we've received."
"You don't jump enough, bucko."
"Should I kill the son of a bitch?"
"Don't ever speak to me like that again."
"There's a mean one over here. He's trying to get us."
"My dad makes some good tacos."
"Watch me make this jump. . .shit, I missed."
"I'm saying it as a joke, but I'm actually not sure."
"Wait, didn't I have a crossbow?"
"I just spilled water all over myself."
"The movie was very mediocre, but it was still enjoyable at parts."
"I feel invincible! Oh wait, I'm about to die."
"My gravel, it's all I have."
"I'm doing a bad job of eating and streaming."
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Baddie SMP Starters 5
the one with the meow from the tomb
"Apparently, I'm Australian now."
"I think you give yourself enough credit."
"I should have warned you since apparently you two have some sort of beef or something."
"You say it's 'one of those things' like that's a thing but I don't think I've ever seen that before."
"Why did you punch the cat?"
"Just because the cat's alive doesn't mean it's fine."
"It's fine. Look at it's health to check it's vitals. I don't know, stick a thermometer in it's butt, dude, I don't care. The cat is fine."
"I'm not you. I don't know what's on your birth certificate."
"Is there a way to sus him out?"
"Some cows did die, but in the end it's fine."
"Look, I'm not sexist. . ."
"By the way, you suck at driving. Hope that's helpful."
"The dude has a lot of opinions and I don't cosign any of them."
"I don't like to speak on drama."
"You were actively swearing at each other. The least you could do is tell us why."
"Bring some bread if you can find any."
"There's only one person here sleeping with Jeffery Bezos, and that's me."
"Between you and me, you probably don't want to kill his cat."
"I was reading that people who are caught committing crimes will often murder the person who turned them in. Have you heard about that?"
"No one gives a crap about the cat."
"You would not believe who I see standing right next to your cat holding a sword."
"That's five bucks you just lost out on because you're toxic."
"All of the messages say that I'm awesome."
"Nobody's cat is on a boat. That doesn't make any sense. Why would a cat be on a boat?"
"Angry Kermit has a point, dude."
"Stop where you are, dirtbag!"
"I heard a meow from the tomb."
"Why would you attack me? You know you can't win!"
"Blow up the cat! He took my shit!"
"You have a family of boogers in your nose."
"It does seem like you were murdered nine times."
"The cat is in witness protection."
"Did you just try to set him on fire?"
"Let's just have a straight fist fight and see who ends up winning."
"I'm more concerned about the property damage you've caused."
"Even with your dumbass shovel I'm still gonna beat you."
"A shovel's not really technically a weapon."
"I will ignite this TNT. Shut the fuck up."
"You're gonna be Jello."
"We agree that that round was rigged, right?"
"I'm not willing to disclose how close to dying I was."
"He's here to avenge his cat that is still alive."
"It's clear he never had any respect for me, but he is dead, and I think I won."
"You jumped off the scaffolding and hit me, you bastard."
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Baddie SMP Starters 4
the one with a lot of murder
"There's a menacing sign on my door."
"I don't want to hit you because I might kill you. Might also set you on fire."
"I think it was a prank on yourself. You looked like an idiot."
"That's always your excuse, that you're being attacked by phantoms."
"That's actually defamation, so. . ."
"Why does she say her own name like a Pokemon?"
"Me and my dog are going for a walk if anyone would like to join us."
"Part of my unfinished business is haunting [name]."
"It means a lot that he forgave me on your behalf."
"Finally, some fucking peace and quiet."
"You've gotta die to be reborn as a beautiful phoenix."
"If it wasn't for you dying, we wouldn't have half of the adventures we've had."
"Everything's hot, including Butterfree."
"We're gonna be shagging with my daddy tonight."
"Do you wanna live in one of those low-grade apartments or do you wanna live in a luxury high rise?
"I hear everything, but I'm not really understanding anything you're saying."
"You're on for lunch tomorrow, right? At the place?"
"This is the most suspicious behavior I have ever seen."
"I'm civilian arresting this guy."
"We've got no choice but to drown him."
"Your dick is out, you're pointing a bow and arrow at me, and you're getting mad at me?"
"You have an arrow in your butt, by the way."
"I'm pretty dumb when it comes to movies, so sometimes I miss what they're about."
"There's blood coming out of my eyes all of a sudden."
"If you're a chicken, you have to tell us."
"There's a sad, naked sheep in here."
"You should try eating it. It's really tasty."
"You're kind of ruining my whole fucking vibe right now."
"I would kill to live with your father."
"Let's just go kill a family of goats or something."
"I'll bring the purple drink, you bring yourself."
"The second everyone leaves the room, you're fucking dead."
"I can't help but shake to this."
"If you kill my cat, I will end you."
"You asked a question, I used my endless knowledge to fucking answer it."
"I guess we're a band of mourning fellows now."
"I'm pretty sure I can survive this fall."
"I was unjustly slain in my prime by someone I thought was my friend."
"Speak much, loser?"
"I kinda feel partially responsible for egging you on."
"That's some nice stuff. You could build some things with it."
"I actually have a really poor memory, so thank you for reminding me."
"I wouldn't call it a murder weapon."
"It's against my religion to eat things pretty much any time."
"She's either vomiting or becoming a zombie right now."
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Baddie SMP Starters 3
the one where kurtis pranks everyone, including himself
"We weren't talking about Jimmy Fallon. Never heard of the guy."
"Wait, I've never seen a goat before."
"Don't worry, I have an awesome sword."
"Too bad I can swim faster than you."
"I'm actually wearing corduroy pants right now."
"There's people in the audience who got more screen time than you."
"It's a new, modern take on a tree house, actually."
"You killed Joe Biden's dog?"
"There's a dead fish in here now, so that's kind of cool."
"I was rudely kidnapped from my goat shack."
"I would've stolen your fruit roll-ups if I'd known you had them."
"Who sent this dog and this chicken?"
"Turn your phone on airplane mode, you don't wanna see what's coming your way."
"They got mad at me for calling you a cringe-ass loser."
"I'm bad at watching movies."
"Can we normalize normalizing things?"
"Bet you weren't expecting me to confidently own the fact that sometimes I'm known to weewee in the bed."
"I've been wandering around this place for like a minute and a half."
"I was sprinting back to my house the entire time."
"Ew, there's an egg on my face."
"We don't sign contracts. It's the number one rule."
"There's a literal animal that's not a human in my house."
"You've laughed before, and that's honestly pretty cringe."
"You kind of assassinated your own character, my guy."
"Are we just stating facts now?"
"Thanks for letting me prank you so hard."
"I don't like the maniacal laughter that's happening right now."
"You're gonna be so proud of me when you see what I bring home."
"I'm just realizing that I'm the only one here with a 401k."
"You're not a dung beetle, my guy."
"I think he just got sling-shotted across the ocean."
"I have no hold on you as a person, I'm just a random stranger on the internet."
"I'm blue. If I was green, I would die."
"Hold on, I'm just committing a forest fire, real quick."
"I'm not a good gamer, I'll say it."
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Baddie SMP Starters 2
the one with the shower oranges
"Yeah, maybe that happened. Experts still aren't sure."
"It's nice and cozy. Not claustrophobic at all."
"Give me the sword."
"I ran out of arrows. I can't even shoot him."
"Hey, you're on a thin ice, guy."
"You guys gonna make fun of the way I talk, or are we gonna be adults, here?"
"All of these houses look nice but they look kinda. . .I hate to say it, but they look kinda basic."
"A little murder is the most humorous of things."
"I think my turtle died."
"I don't think we've killed the guy yet, so you might just want to be careful."
"Those axolotls will just kill everything in their sight."
"The greater reward is patience, the ultimate virtue."
"We do some goofs and gaffes sometimes."
"What do I have to do to get King Bach and Josh Peck in here at the same time?"
"We don't call people dumb around these parts."
"Dude, are you talking shit about Quibi?"
"I don't think it's a sign of weakness. Others might disagree."
"I do think you're weaker for admitting that. Pretty beta, actually."
"You're kind of acting like a raging jerk right now."
"If you have a perfectly good orange right there, why wouldn't you just rub it on your skin?"
"You're telling me that you brush your teeth and eat an orange in the shower?"
"How long are your showers?"
"I don't understand why my character's being assassinated, here."
"I eat my own hands."
"Unless you have a VHS recording of what you said, I'm afraid I can't believe you."
"It's not like you ate one orange in the shower, it's like you bought an entire bag full of oranges and you peeled all of them in the shower."
"We don't even eat oranges at our house."
"I am INCONSOLABLE."
"I found a bit of meta commentary in the drain."
"The only thing you've brought to the table is airing out a bunch of your dirty laundry."
"Why does the color matter so much?"
"I actually love making tiktoks with my friends."
"I really like your song, man, it's really inspirational to me."
"You can't do an impression of yourself, that's cheating!"
"Remember when we were friends?"
"We'll know he's getting an orange if we hear a shower turn on."
"I don't believe in dinner."
"Have you never fileted a salmon before?"
"They just want to give you smoochies."
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Baddie SMP Starters
the one with the goat adventure
"Can you just stop streaming and go to bed?"
"Unless you're a Dick Cheney fan, I would stay out of my room."
"Not to be graphic, but chains and whips do excite him."
"This is the chill zone."
"Someone should spank my butt because I'm a loser."
"Look at the sun setting. So beautiful."
"I get comments about how proportionate my butt is all the time."
"We can sleep together outdoors."
"If you're not a cryptonerd like myself, you wouldn't get it."
"Why can't you just love each other?"
"You're robbing me of the laughter I deserve."
"I'm pretty sure I just told the best crypto/minecraft crossover joke of the century."
"But the glow squid makes me want to drown."
"She throws mason jars full of piss at people."
"Anybody wanna go find a freaking goat or what?"
"I need help finding you so I can kill you."
"Ever since the minecraft update, Cole Sprouse has been so ugly."
"I'm going to absolutely rob them blind, if that's okay."
"I can't pass a cave and not go in it."
"I'm gonna make so many pennies."
"I was gonna call it a bumble bee, but then I was like, wait a minute, I'm not five."
"I got potatoes and carrots. Fuck yeah."
"Can we make a statue of poverty?"
"I feel like I'm Jesus from the Holy Bible when he's at the part when he's in the desert."
"I'm just going to go ahead and say it. You guys make me chortle."
"Just as long as you don't have nefarious intentions."
"Don't tell anybody, but I'm not using proper nautical signaling."
"I didn't want to do this publicly, but you know what? Screw you."
"You just got rammed in your narrow ass by a goat?"
"Are the bees gonna kill me?"
"I wanted him to be my pet, but he hates me now."
"It's not about the goats you end up with, it's about the journey."
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Kitchen and Jorn Starters
"Things have only gotten worse every time anyone has ever tickled me."
"You're never fully dressed without a terrible attitude."
"I forgot you have bigger hands than I do."
"I don't know what to do with myself. I guess I'll eat a whole box of soup dumplings."
"I eat pastries like a squirrel."
"Life is too short to eat something that you are hoping with every bite will be closer to over."
"I'm one of those people that likes to eat cereal for dessert."
"Have fun cutting that with a butter knife."
"Go get yourself a nice ice cream cone."
"I, as always, am kinda dehydrated, but I have committed to drinking more water lately."
"You're gonna go in the foot place, which is a punishment that I just invented."
"What if I cleaned my toilet with Robitussin and apple cider vinegar?"
"It tastes like a Jolly Rancher you found in your back pack."
"I don't go a single day without interacting with you, and honestly, I wouldn't have it any other way."
"If I'm having a son, I'm naming him Beef, and if I'm having a daughter I'm naming her Beefette."
"I don't really care that I steered you wrong."
"Who are you? The marinara mamacita?"
"It tastes like bad gravy."
"I love when something terrible exists. It makes me feel alive!"
"When they're miserable, I'm so happy."
"The hottest things about you are your butt and the fact that you always create more dirty dishes than you need to."
"I tend to surround myself with people that are more competent than me."
"What we've learned is that my knives are really sharp."
"We are definitely fighting."
"I'm not just going to eat the ramen out of my cupped hands."
"Your life would be a lot easier if you just believed in me from the beginning."
"What have they done to Vermont?!"
"Listen, I will take any short cut I can."
"We've had a lot of sugar, and my teeth are hurting."
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The Style Theorists: I Wore Edible Underwear for 48 Hours! Starters
"Just having a casual chat on the couch. Nothing to see here."
"WTF is up with edible underwear?"
"Is it more edible? Is it more underwear?"
"For the next 48 hours I'm going to be wearing edible underwear."
"I knew what I was signing up for, it's fine."
"I want none of this to ever touch me. That's how I feel."
"I don't think sugar is supposed to go anywhere near any of that."
"This is the most disgusting thing I've ever seen."
"It looks like someone carved off a lobe of someone's brain and then packaged it in a vacuseal bag."
"We saw what existed under your clothes."
"Let's make shorts that you can eat."
"People love themselves some candy underwear."
"Forgive me while I figure out what part of the body this is supposed to attach to."
"It's an aggressive fruit roll up."
"It's either covering something in the front or something in the back, but it's only one of them, and I don't know which one."
"I am literally the Grinch who robbed Adam & Eve."
"Anyone taken a bite yet?"
"Are you volunteering to be the one to take a bite?"
"Look, I match my own trash cans."
"There was a lot of candy left in places that candy should not go."
"What got me to this point? Putting myself in a green suit and a gummy bra in front of millions of people?"
"If someone were to walk down a fashion runway wearing this thing it would be a little bit weird, but it wouldn't be that weird."
"Overall, I don't hate this immediately."
"Someone please explain to me where my body parts are supposed to go."
"I feel like it's not leaving a whole lot to the imagination."
"Hard candy riding up my butt? Not great."
"His shirt matched my shirt. I felt kindred spirits there."
"Thank you, Grimace. Thank you."
"It looks like I shoved a bunch of corn cobs under my shirt."
"Nope, I don't even want to swallow that."
"I hate this with the passion of a thousand burning suns."
"Have you ever tried chewable Pepto-Bismol? That is this."
"You let me parade around the internet wearing inedible candy as underwear."
"It fails at being edible and it fails at being underwear."
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Runescape Examine Starters
"Something's bubbling in there."
"As far as I remember, I always wanted to be a gangster."
"It doesn't look that rare."
"I wonder where this leads."
"I can climb this."
"He clearly loves his job."
"Yuck! It's all slimy!"
"It doesn't look healthy. . ."
"You can grow fruit and vegetables here."
"He tries to keep order around here."
"It looks like there might be fish swimming in the water."
"I should try cooking this."
"I bet there's a needle in there somewhere."
"I need to fill this with beer."
"Sit back and enjoy the view."
"Eek! A bear!"
"Jump over here."
"There's always room for jelly."
"I wonder what these are?"
"Their eyes follow me as I pass."
"Watching it makes me seasick."
"Yuck, I don't like cabbage."
"This could use a clean."
"Sometimes dinner ladies turn nasty. . ."
"If you tried to ride that, you'd just impale yourself."
"Ahh, isn't it cute?"
"Yep. Definitely a chicken."
"I don't know art, but I like it!"
"I think this spider has been magically modified."
"I hope the animals don't go hungry."
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Random Good Mythical Morning Starters Pt. 2
“I’m disappointed in this weasel.”
“Can you not be negative for two seconds? I’m trying to break new ground.”
“This is great for a prank on kids.”
“Kinky game of baseball?”
“There’s a lot of dad noises happening.”
“Go attack that sheep!”
“Do you like listening to me breathe?”
“I walked into the Super Cuts and I told them to make it impossible for me to ever have sex again.”
“I’ve been waiting for you to throw stuff at me.”
“As I mentioned earlier, I work part time at the Rock n Roll Museum.”
“Politeness: learn about it.”
“I’ve learned that I look really good bending over to hike a football.”
“So nice of you to dress up for dinner.”
“I hate those Transformers.”
“God never set foot in this hellhole.”
“I gotta start going to sports.”
“Every time he talks I’m offended.”
“Don’t look at me when I’ve got pesto on my lips.”
“My little McHeart is a little McSad.”
“This smells incredible. What am I smelling?”
“I think Jeffery Dahmer gave these out to trick-or-treaters.”
“You might want to write your name and address on a little sheet of paper to remember that you’re real.”
“It’s either heavy or he’s faking that it’s heavy. No way to tell.”
“Best of luck without having a belt to wear.”
“We’re gonna make bubbles do something weird.”
“I’m being felt up by failure.”
“Why on earth would you put bleu cheese on cereal?”
“Everybody loves caves.”
“Just say go and I’ll start licking.”
“I got whipped on the booty.”
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More Starters from the NeoBoards
quotes randomly taken from the Neopets boards, edited for clarity
"I've just been in pain this whole time."
"I'm sure you're pleasant in some other area, but this ain't it."
"Chipotle mayo is the superior condiment for almost anything. Change my mind."
"Wait. . .I thought this WAS a cult. Am I in the wrong place?"
"Your Airbnb should come with bedding. "
"I will provide entertainment. I don't take requests, you will get what you get."
"This commune is going to be awful."
"I'm growing soybeans to make tofu, but it's gonna be a while."
"I'm straight and I want a million dollars to be set for life."
"Halloween is life!"
"This isn't related, but I JUST spilled a full glass of bright red fruit punch on my white rug."
"My dreams were crushed when I learned I had to know real math to be an architect."
"The actual amount of space in space unsettles me."
"Do you have a giant laser and a moat full of crocodiles in your house?"
"My favorite insects are dragonflies because nobody expects that."
"Hey, can I get directions to the nearest Olive Garden?"
"First, visit a person's country, check their climate and vegetation, and then determine if 'touch grass' is okay to tell them."
"I definitely won't regret this later when my acid reflux gets real bad."
"I wanna go take some old lady water aerobics classes."
"Having a job is stupid."
"I feel like you are morally obligated to be personally invested in this issue, or you are the lowest form of being in existence and worthy of punishment and ostracization."
"Is the monster in the bathroom? 'cause that's where I saw it go last."
"I don't think I could bring myself to spend money on something called 'gamer fuel'."
"Personally, if it was me, I'd just cancel the wedding and go into hiding."
"All these bullies need to leave us losers alone and tear each other apart instead!"
"For legal reasons, my prior statement was based purely on a hypothetical question."
"My brain is Diet Coke and life just keeps throwing Mentos at me."
"Stop crying and go work out. Then cry at the gym!"
"I wanna live a lavish lifestyle without having to work."
"I'm trying to figure out if I can justify buying more art supplies."
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Share your muse's favorite ______ in the ask and I'll respond with my muse's favorite ______!
Examples could be their favorite color, animal, or 90s tv sitcom.
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