me: whats up?
some alternative girl with anime character icon: just watering my plants and looking at my cactus they are gentle and smol like me
me:
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i haven’t been on tumblr in a very long time so
is this from 2008 or 2021
bc my response will vary dramatically depending
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pls base ur political affiliations on this
i know i have 🥵
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this otter is 🔥🔥🔥
Joey, the rescued baby otter loves crunching ice.
(via)
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my children: hey mom whats for dinner??
me: oh hunny im serving up looks tonight!
my children: mother we haven’t eaten in days
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Wilbur at 3am after I get bit by a tarantula for the 300th time
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microdosing on intimacy by running my hand through my own hair
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