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Fuck da Police embrace punk spiders

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spiders

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Spider-band!!!

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JSHJKAJHGSHJKAJHG ReBLOG

Bellatrix: [sneaking into the house with a huge coat]

Hermione: What's in the coat?

Bellatrix's coat: [barks]

Hermione:

Bellatrix:

Bellatrix: Drugs.

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GET ON TOP OF THE FRIDGE !!!GET UP THERE

luz and hunters dynamic is my all time favorite i wish we had more time in tge.human realm

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Reblog to put one of these in your mutuals’ pocket when they’re not looking

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Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwvv

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Reblog if you think it’s okay to platonically say “I Love You” to your friends

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Delphi: Leave me to do my dark bidding on the internet.

Bellatrix: What are you bidding on?

Delphi: A table.

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about the headcanons

Mnemosyne:

She was courted by Crius back in the day but was not interested in married life, he ended up with Eurybia and she only had a short fling with Zeus much later.

She’s still on good terms with Zeus though

She basically considers Apollo her son too, as the closest friend/boyfriend of her babies.

In fact she often walks in on them often. She doesn’t mind.

Remembers everyone’s birthdays, every appointment, every off-hand comment, every slight… can be kinda scary due to that, so the others try not to piss her off

Phoebe:

Misses Coeus a lot. She grabs every chance to tell her grandkids stories about him.

She tried to play it cool but was internally screaming when Apollo and Artemis adopted her name (Phoebus and Phoebe).

She tries to get Hecate to adopt ‘Phoebe’ too, but she says it would be too much trouble with Artemis using it too.

She used to own the Oracle of Delphi, so I image she warned her daughters to avoid Zeus because it wouldn’t turn out well for either, but I think both dismissed it as no big deal

Now Asteria is a bunch rocks

Theia:

Like Phoebe, she too misses her husband a lot.

She keeps asking her children for grandkids like they needed any extra motivation to be sluts

I believe the kid that took after her the most is Selene; Helios is a mini-me of Hyperion, and Eos falls somewhere in the middle

Sometimes she has to wake Eos and Helios herself because they won’t leave their beds (“Ten more minutes?” “No” “Five more minutes?”)

She’s happy to live with her kids in the new era, but wishes they would learn to wash their socks by now. Their excuse is that they work many hours

there’s a weird version where Theia, named Basileia,’s husband Hyperion and her two children were slaughtered by her brothers for power-grabbing reasons. She then wandered the earth heart-broken, until Helios appeared to her in a dream and told her that the murderers would be punished and he and Selene would become the sun and moon. Just sayin’

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JKAJHSJKAJH

were you spying on me just to hear these boring stories?

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I do cause i’ve always wanted to be a mother

i’m doing research reblog this and tell me if you want kids or not

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^^

Since joining Tumblr, I’ve met a lot of young queer people. Look, I’m a bisexual man in a gay relationship, and I’m approaching 30. I was still a kid when Matthew Shepard’s story was being covered on the news. I remember thinking, “I better keep my mouth shut about these feelings I’m having.”

And then I met Dominic when I was 12, and people could see how in love we were. And we got the shit beat out of us. The year I met him, some kids in the grade above me held me down against the bleachers in our gym and stomped on my hand until my fingers broke. Instead of sending me to the nurse, the teacher sent me to the assistant principal to explain the situation. She asked why the kids had beat me up. I said, “They were calling me gay.”

Her response was, “Well, are you?”

My, “I don’t know,” earned a call to my parents, and I was outed. Efforts were made to keep me from seeing Dom. Throughout high school, Dom’s stepmother intensified these efforts. He slept in the basement of the house. Although he was an incredibly talented student, he was prohibited from participating in any extracurriculars. He suffered a lot of physical abuse during those years.

The day he turned 18, he packed up everything he had and walked to my house, and we’ve lived together ever since. Things are better, but they’re not perfect. I’ve had trucks pull up next to me at stoplights and, seeing the pride sticker on my car, through old drinks and garbage into my window. I no longer speak to my dad’s side of the family. I haven’t been to see them for Christmas or Thanksgiving in years. One of my uncles had cornered me at Thanksgiving when I was 17 and said, “I’m not going to judge you, but I’d be happy to break your neck so God can do the judging a little sooner.”

I joined a support group for trans and intersex people. When I joined, 40 people attended regularly. Within the year, the group was half the size it had been. Some couldn’t make it anymore, because they were staying at the shelter, where their stay hinged on them agreeing to instead to attend homophobic sermons. Some were put in correctional therapy. Five of them died. Three of those, I didn’t know, but I knew Alex, the 19 year old who was fag-dragged in Kentucky and died a day later in the hospital, and I knew Stephanie, who went home to Alabama to care for her mom in hospice and was beaten to death with a baseball bat by her mom’s boyfriend.

Tumblr is not reality. The dynamic here does not reflect the dynamic out there. Here’s the part where I finally make a point, and it might be extremely unpopular - but guys, value your allies. Value each other. We are met with enough hate in our daily lives to enter an online safe-space and meet more hate from our own, over petty things. Don’t go after one another over every little thing you find problematic.

Learn to see nuance. Maybe the word “queer” bothers you, and you see a gay man using it as an umbrella term. Maybe someone called a trans man a trans woman because they’re confused about terminology, but the post where they did it was voicing support for the trans community. Maybe someone is just asking a question, wanting to learn more. Stop. Attacking. These. People.

Allies are being driven away. Members of our own community are being ostracized. Others are feeling nervous and estranged, and it’s largely because of places like Tumblr, where the social justice movement is quickly becoming violent and radical. I am begging you, stop nitpicking “problematic” things and start directing your efforts to create real change. When it comes to comes to your allies, forget the “social justice warrior” mentality and put down your torch. Educate calmly. Be respectful. Be understanding. Be forgiving. And I’m certainly not saying that your anger doesn’t have a good place - when you are met with bigots on the street, congress members who want to pass hateful laws, violent protesters, abusive parents, prejudiced teachers, that is when you need to be a warrior. That’s when it counts. In the real world. When you have the opportunity to protect people from real harm. Attacking your would-be allies via anonymous asks is just going to lose us ground in the long run. And we don’t have time for that, not when trans women of color are being murdered every day, not when states are still fighting against marriage equality, not when there are politicians in office who believe that trans people are possessed by demons, not when we’ve just lost 50 brothers and sisters to one gunman, not when the media won’t even admit that the attack was homophobic.

Please step back. Look at the big picture. Look at where we are, globally. Don’t just log on to your safe space and attack your allies over small missteps. That’s like washing the dishes in a house that’s on fire, kids. Let’s fight on the battlefield, and when we come home to each other, let’s just focus on bandaging up our wounds so we can go out and win the war.

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JSKJAKSKAJAKKSKKSLL HAPPY PRIDE FROM A JOYOUS LESBIAN

Happy Pride!

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LMAO

Hera, reading Wikipedia out loud: Contrary to popular belief, the female black widow spider does not always murder and eat her mate. If she has been recently fed, the male is often allowed to live.

Zeus: *frantically boils spaghetti water*

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SLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYY Freya!

Loki: Hi-

Freyja: Leave before there's a terrible misunderstanding between my foot and your ass.

#norse mythology

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Heathers

Veronica: How did you get in!?!

JD: Through the window

JD: Otherwise known as the JD door

#heathers #jd #veronica