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lycanthropegfs · 31 minutes
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god if there was a book of forbidden spells I wouldn’t even hesitate
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FUCK YEAH COLUMBIA UNI STUDENTS!!!!!!
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lycanthropegfs · 58 minutes
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ok ill be over in a minny (new way of saying minute)
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lycanthropegfs · 1 hour
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reasons why regina george is a lesbian:
excessively mean -> overcompensating for big secret?
made fun of janis and ostracized her for it -> projecting?
lacrosse player
dude. trust me.
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lycanthropegfs · 1 hour
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taylor swift fans are so scary it's like i'm in the truman show. watching taylor swift fans talk about how she soo gets neurospicy mental illness grippy sock vacation is exactly how truman felt when his wife started advertising coffee or something to nobody in particular
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lycanthropegfs · 5 hours
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starting tomorrow i will be a real person in this world
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lycanthropegfs · 24 hours
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guys i need you to realize that smoking ANYTHING will cause damage to your lungs. inhaling smoke is just inherently bad for you im sorry.
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lycanthropegfs · 24 hours
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when I was a little kid at some point I got upset with my parents because I didn't have a crucifix in my bedroom and they did- I was like why do YOU get to be safe from vampires??? you're okay with me getting my blood sucked???? so we took a little trip to the catholic store but the one closest to us was run by a group of nuns that had been moved here from romania. I got a little baby pink cross and this sweet old nun was like 'aww, is this a baptism gift?' and I was like no. I need to be protected from vampires. and she immediately got SO serious and was like 'this is the best one we've got, you'll definitely be safe' and since she was literally from vampire land I was convinced she was like, van helsing. like the whole time my parents had been laughing about how cute my fear was but she literally Knew dracula and was taking my concerns seriously I held this over my parents for so long lmfao
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lycanthropegfs · 1 day
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taylor swift has not read the iliad
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Adam - Dream Thieves ch 50 // Noah - The Raven King ch 24
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lycanthropegfs · 2 days
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she’s only 23? she should be indoors using the computer
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lycanthropegfs · 2 days
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(guy stuck in a timeloop) fuckkkkk i got yesterday tomorrow
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lycanthropegfs · 3 days
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my first favorite hobby is yapping. second is being extremely quiet and not talking ever at all ever.
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lycanthropegfs · 4 days
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oh fuck *falls back into old habits* *screen fades to black* *level loading* TIP: your belief that you are incapable of changing for the better will become a self fulfilling prophecy if left unchallenged
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lycanthropegfs · 4 days
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shoutout to friends btw. best thing earth has to offer
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lycanthropegfs · 4 days
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i once again dont wanna write this fucking essay
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