Temari: *digging a hole in the back yard*
Shikamaru: Temari... what are you doing?
Temari: You said you wanted to meet my dad, remember?
Shikamaru: Yes, but... why are you digging?
Temari: It's a long way to hell, Shikamaru. You either sit and look pretty, or grab a shovel
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Why does a bitching session with your best friend about your shitty relatives feels sooo good?
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The last part got me laughing really hard
*Gaara, getting ready for a diplomatic visit to the Leaf*
Temari: Okay, do you have your scrolls?
Gaara: I do.
Temari: Extra clothes and toiletries?
Gaara: I have them.
Kankuro, joking: You got condoms?
Temari, blushing: Kankuro!!
Kankuro: What?? You know he’s gonna be seeing that weird eyebrow guy while he’s there; it’s a legitimate question. So you got ‘em, little brother?
Gaara: … what’s condoms?
Kankuro and Temari:
Kankuro: Um … you know … t-the things, for s-sex?
Gaara:
Gaara: … sex?
Temari:
Kankuro:
Kankuro: Er, keep packing, we’ll be right back — *pulls Temari into the other room*
Kankuro: You didn’t give him the talk yet??
Temari: ME?? Why should I do it?!
Kankuro: You’re the oldest!
Temari: But you’re a boy, it would make more sense coming from you! Look, dad gave you the talk, didn’t he?
Kankuro: Yeah …
Temari: *pushes him back towards other room* Then get in there and tell Gaara whatever dad told you!
*one hour later*
Kankuro: Okay, I sent an aide out to get some protection for Gaara, we had the talk, and now he’s on his way to the Leaf.
Temari: Oh, good; thanks, Kankuro. By the way, what DID dad tell you?
Kankuro, clearing his throat and doing a perfect imitation of Rasa’s voice: “Physical urges are fine, acting on them is to be expected, but under no circumstances fall in love, Kankuro. It just leads to a difficult marriage, wild children, and responsibilities that will slowly crush the soul out of you.”
Temari:
Temari: *grabbing her jacket* I’ve gotta catch up to Gaara …
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Temari *nudges Shikamaru awake at 4am*: do you like me
Shikamaru: I married you
Temari: yes but did you marry me as a friend or like a wife? Unclear
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Happy International Women's Day!
'I AM A GIRL AND I FIGHT LIKE ONE'
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Matsuri: Temari-san, are you buying those chocolates for Shikamaru-san?
Temari: No they are for me.
Matsuri: I thought those were gift for chocolate day.
Temari: Self-love bruh!
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Demon Slayer: S2 Ep14
In this episode we have got-
Badass Nezuko
She is enjoying it waaay too much
Even the God of Festivities accepts it that Nezuko is flashy
We got our smol Nezuko back
To his wives
You are not flashy, bitch! Uzui sama doesn't approve you
He went to chill with the Kamado siblings
No, he is not.
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Since the year is ending I just wanted to reblog the calendar that I made at the start of this year and which is also my first post
New year, new calander....... Made by a lazy and crazy shikatema shipper. Do what you like to do.
Made with sketchpens and love.
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