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lukeskythejediguy · 2 days
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this text i got from my mom a few hours ago is so hysterical she doesnt even use peacock she literally went on it for the first time and Dickbreath the Mysterious awaited her with an outstretched finger
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lukeskythejediguy · 3 days
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dionysus big naturals
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lukeskythejediguy · 3 days
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very cool but also kind of a dick move
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lukeskythejediguy · 3 days
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lukeskythejediguy · 8 days
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lukeskythejediguy · 8 days
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"comrade in arms" yeah i bet he was in your arms. every night. fruit
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lukeskythejediguy · 8 days
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lukeskythejediguy · 8 days
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god bless our troops [the ppl at ublock origin who keep updating the filters to keep working on youtube]
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lukeskythejediguy · 8 days
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If you call a disabled person lazy for expressing their limits then you are ableist and I don't like you. ❤️
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lukeskythejediguy · 8 days
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It's me. I'm the distant aunt.
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lukeskythejediguy · 8 days
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genuinely one of the saddest parts of this new era of the internet is how hard it is to rick roll someone now. with people's attention spans shortening so much, they wouldn't even get through the first few bait seconds before clicking off the video. like i saw a comment that ended with "btw i made all of this up" and the replies kept treating it so seriously because none of them finished the entire 4 sentence comment. and We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I (do I) A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
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lukeskythejediguy · 8 days
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lukeskythejediguy · 8 days
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if i had a time machine i would go and kill every single historical figure, good or bad, every single one since the dawn of civilization. come back to the present day and the world looks like Marzipan City from Chowder
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lukeskythejediguy · 8 days
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the universal college experience, no matter your major, is learning how remarkably fucked everything is. except business majors theyre having a great time learning to do basic arithmetic and and staring at that one supply and demand graph where the line goes up
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lukeskythejediguy · 8 days
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lukeskythejediguy · 8 days
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Genuinely 90% of historical fiction would be so much better if more writers could get more comfortable with the fact that to create a good story set in a different time period you do actually have to give the characters beliefs & values which reflect that time period
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