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The idea of ghost obsessions is so funny id be so pissed if I died and it just made me somehow more autistic

#would I become a bird ghost I wanna become a bird ghost

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Quinton reviews 7 hour nicktoons unite lore video

#FUCK YEAH this'll tide me over until the hillbillies are back up

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No see results option, I'm forcing you to perceive yourself. rb for more results plus

#irl because online I'm just a giant dweeb but irl I have absolute drip #I dress to the nines just to go out and buy groceries because why tf not #matching colours all the way from shoes to earrings because I decided that autistically colour coding everything should also apply to myself #I'm not very cool once I open my mouth tho and people irl also realise I'm a giant dweeb

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Let us suppose that the "average" horse would have equal proportions of all these parts. The degree to which each part in this poll deviates from the "average" size (20% of total) will determine how large or small that part of our horse will be (i.e a horse with only 10% in Legs will have legs half the size of the average horse).

I will draw a picture of the horse we make!

#terrible job everyone

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Ah yes. Me. My boyfriend. And his 4am zoomies.

#the zoomies 😭😭😭 #dabihawks

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bro hawks is getting firedddd 😭

#dabi's @ being 'new user' did he literally make an account just #to post this pic what a petty bitch #dabihawks

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part 3 of #FreeRei (temporary title) with a Rei POV! and I finally get to explore my favourite flavour of Rei Todoroki, completely fucking unhinged and absolutely determined to make it Endeavor's problem

(you can read from the beginning here)

She felt a little silly, practically vibrating with glee over a bit of basic shopping, but it had been so long, even just the feel and sound of the money jingling in her hands was almost nostalgic, like something from a long ago dream. It almost didn't feel real.

The woman behind the counter was tilted back on a tall stool, a braided tendril of dark brown hair streaked with grey lifted a can of coffee to her lips as she flipped through a gossip rag. There were was a photo of two heroes on the cover that Rei vaguely recognised, one with long white ears and one with red wings, she was pretty sure they were both in the top ten, but it was hard to keep up with current hero rankings when she wasn't allowed to watch the news. They were covered in obnoxious yellow text declaring something about a secret relationship, they just looked like friends having coffee together to her.

If only they knew of the scandal sitting right beneath everyone's noses, she wondered what kind of mockery the bright yellow text would make about her husband's misdeeds, had they not been covered up at every turn. Something outrageous and distasteful probably.

'No. 1 Hero or No Good Husband?'

'Flame Hero's Marriage up in Smoke!'

'Endeavor Beats Villains in the Streets and his Wife in the Sheets!'

Rei put her items on the counter and tried to hold back the giddy grin she could feel pulling at her lips, she failed to keep from bouncing on her toes. The woman put her magazine down and shifted her seat back onto all fours, she paused as tired eyes tracked Rei's constant motion.

"Someone's in a good mood this morning." she commented in a husky monotone, her hair grabbing the items to scan them. "What's got you so excited?"

"Oh you know," Rei laughed nervously. "It's just nice to be out of the house, I'm not normally allow- I don't get out much." she clamped her lips shut with an airy little chuckle.

Be careful be careful don't be suspicious don't get caught can't go back can't go back-

"Right," the woman said, gaze flitting over Rei as if looking for something, Rei tugged her sleeve down, making sure her hospital grade quirk cancelling cuff was well hidden beneath her hoodie, the woman's keen eyes tracked the motion before quickly glancing to the side. "He got something to do with that?" she asked, jerking her head toward the window where Touya was pacing back and forth on the phone.

"Oh, no! No no that's just my son, he's a good boy, he's nothing like his- he's just helping me with my shopping!" Rei could feel her legs trembling, she'd barely been out of the hospital for a few hours and she was already fucking everything up, shit she shouldn't have said he was her son shit shit shit.

Won'tgobackwon'tgobackwon'tgoback-

"Alright then," the woman's narrowed eyes shifted back down as she bagged the items, ringing up the total and counting the scattered change Rei's trembling hands dropped onto the counter.

"Sorry, but you're 100¥ short." The woman shrugged, frowning at the bag, a tendril of hair fidgeted with one of her earrings.

"Oh," Touya had scrounged through all of his pockets to gather that change, she was pretty sure it was the last of his money. "Um, you can take out the toothbrush then."

"So just the face masks and hair dye?" the woman asked in a carefully neutral tone, her braids curled over on themselves in the air behind her. "Going for a new look?"

"Haha, yeah I just figured it was time to do something different you know?" Rei tilted her head innocently, putting on her best unassuming polite smile, the one she'd learned could keep the new nurses from checking under her tongue after giving her sedatives at night.

The woman kept staring at the bag as she chewed at the inside of her cheek. Rei could feel sweat beading at her hairline, she glanced around at anything she could potentially use as a weapon should it come to that, she didn't particularly want to bludgeon this woman's head in but-

I won't go back I won't I won't I won't I won't I won't I won't I won't I won't I won't I won't I WON'T-

The woman sighed heavily and pushed the plastic bag toward Rei, the toothbrush still inside.

"I'll overlook the 100¥, if you answer a question for me," she said, eyes locking onto Rei's, her expression sank into something softer, concerned. "If someone comes in here later asking if I've seen a woman with white hair, should I keep my mouth shut?"

Rei's stomach did an odd little swoop, her heart was beating in her throat. "I would... I would be very very grateful if you did." she said in a small, trembling voice.

The woman nodded, her smile melancholy, a braided tendril picked up the bag and dropped it into Rei's hands before going lax against her back, the rest stopped their antsy fidgeting to follow suit. "Good luck girl, stay safe alright?"

Rei's hands and feet tingled as she walked out of the store, as soon as the cool early morning air hit her face she took in a deep and desperate lungful, her chest ached like she couldn't get enough in.

Touya seemed to have finished his phone call as he was simply lounging low on a public bench just outside. His head was tilted back as he stared up at a nearby streetlight, eyebrows furrowed, lost in thought, his pale, almost translucent eyelashes practically glowed under the yellow tinted light. Despite all of his scars his face still looked so... gentle, so unlike Natsuo who'd inherited Enji's squared jaw and broad shoulders, Touya was all soft edges and elegant curves.

He looks like me.

The thought lightened her chest and her breathing slowed back down to a regular pace. A different emotion climbed up her throat, something warm and pleasant, this was her son, all grown up. Even after everything Enji had done, after he tried to mould Touya into a monster like him, after he left her baby boy to burn alive alone on that mountaintop, he was here, right in front of her, alive.

And he looks like me.

Touya lifted his head, whatever thoughts were ghosting behind his eyes cleared as he stood up and offered her his arm, Rei took it, and they walked out into the early morning, the barest hint of light seeping into the dark sky.

You tried to take him from me but he isn't yours anymore, he's mine mine mine mine and I will rip you apart with my bare hands before I ever let you come between me and my son again Enji I swear it on my breath and my bones I will never let you have him you don't deserve him you don't deserve any of us.

The distant sounds of birds and traffic began to wake the sleeping streets, as the edge of sunlight peeked at them between buildings, Touya pulled one of the medical facemasks from the plastic bag hanging from Rei's wrist and handed it to her. He tugged her dark blue hoodie over her head before the light could catch on the bright white strands of her hair, she always loved seeing her children play at dawn and dusk, especially in the winter, the angled sunshine from the snow making their hair practically glow, they looked almost ethereal, otherworldly.

You were right to be afraid of letting me out, I spent years pretending I wasn't clawing at the walls, fooling the doctors, fooling my own children, but I couldn't fool you, you knew you broke me beyond repair, you knew I wasn't going to forget what I promised you the last time you dared look me in the eye.

Sometimes she would hope that some spirit of light would realise it had left its children down on earth where they didn't belong, she would hope that one day when they played out in the late afternoon they would chase those sunlit snowflakes up up up into the sky, far away from the house that had wrongfully trapped them within its walls, far away from her husband's burning cruelty and blistering neglect, she would hope that when the sun finally set and took its light away from her garden, it would take her children home with it. Some days, the bad days after the fire on Sekoto, she would forget that it was only a daydream, she would sit in the yard with Shouto held up to the sky, and with tears in her eyes she would beg those sunlit snowflakes to take her baby away somewhere safe, to take him to wherever they took Touya.

Mark my fucking words Enji Todoroki I will bathe myself in your blood I will carve your hollow heart from your chest and crush it in my fist as I watch the light die in your eyes and I'm going to laugh and laugh and laugh and LAUGH-

"What's so funny?" Touya smiled gently down at her, his eyes as blue as his father's but utterly void of the terrifying cold indifference that once haunted her daily waking life.

"Oh it's nothing," she assured him, hysterical giggles still fighting their way up her throat, her cheeks ached but she couldn't stop smiling. "I'm just so happy to have you back sweetheart."

Touya was quiet for a few moments, when he finally spoke his voice was thick with something close to melancholy.

"I... yeah... me too."

#lula's mha brainrot #mha #dabi #touya todoroki #rei todoroki #mha fanfiction #lula's fanfics

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this may or may not be a fantasy writing exercise for me. please reblog

#I gift you preserved moth wings

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OH THAT ONE IS SO GOOD very fun 10/10 I've read it twice

might I recommend the Weird Snack Club series? that's also got a lighthearted edge with plenty of Hawks/League bonding

and The Truth is a great 'Hawks gets adopted by the League' fic although it is heavier on the angst

i think i need kinda sorta au where the league adopts hawks. like shigaraki looks at hawks' fake smiles and unnatural upbeating attitude and he's like 'yeah he's like us i can feel it in my guts'

or hawks decides to tell the league about been sold to HPSC to gain their trust but ends up sobbing on the couch and dabi (been scandalous bitch he is) hits him with 'yep no fuck hawks you're keigo from now on'

i'm not saying that i wanna hawks to become a villain i want him to have a family. so like it would be fun if the league stays a villain organization and hawks stays the no.2 hero and they are just... really weird kind of family. like neither hawks nor the league leaks valuable information about attacks and stuff. it's casual like 'don't mind us it's just me and my family of the most wanted criminals of Japan'

mr. compress, coming in terms with adoption of another traumatized young adult: man kurogiri will be pissed.

#mha #fic recs #there is a TON of these kinds of fics op #you should check out the 'League of Villains as family' tag and just add Hawks into the tag search #I think there's also a tag for the League adopting Hawks but I'm sure you'll come across it somewhere

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pay attention (to me, me, me, me)

#dabihawks

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when cat do thr thinG

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#lula's life #cat #she's so baby #look at her #so snoft

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my mum looks after Wiggle Bean once a week while his mum's at work, and she's brought out all of me and my sibs' toys from when we were kids and these MOTHERFUCKING ALPHABET BLOCKS

BANE OF MY GOD DAMN FIVE-YEAR-OLD EXISTENCE

I am the alphabetise and organise-by-colour flavour of autistic so there were very few ways for me to play with alphabet blocks, and it was a constant source of frustration that not only could these blocks not be alphabetised

(because they're double sided, not every letter has multiples, and you can't use E F and R S at the same time because they SHARE BLOCKS)

BUT THEY COULDN'T BE COLOUR COORDINATED EITHER WITHOUT MIXING THE LETTERS UP!

not to mention the pictures on the other sides of the blocks were inconsistent on every block! and would face different directions! on one block the side picture would be an upside down picture and on another it'll be a sideways number

and some of them even have extra LETTERS!! which is POINTLESS because they aren't COLOURED AND TEXTURED like the others so they DON'T COUNT

one block even has almost ALL extra letters on the sides and some don't have any!! THERE IS NO CONSISTENCY HERE

and it gets even worse! even the lineweight on the FONTS is inconsistent!!

fuck if someone put me and these blocks in a room with a doctor I would have been diagnosed decades ago jesus fucking christ

#lula's life #wiggle bean hours #autistic things

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ok I’m trying to see something here

#guess who scheduled this post so I could see the results aw yeah #okay who tf voted for my hometown 😂 #but hey congrats y'all got it right! #I am loving this trend of 'it's Sydney right that's the famous one' #and 'okay I KNOW it's not the famous one so it must be the only other one I've heard of' #honestly shocked more people didn't vote for Brisbane just because Bluey is set there

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If I ask nicely will people reblog this and tell me what their most common breakfast is? Not your favorite necessarily, just what you have for breakfast most frequently? 🙏🏽

#I don't normally have brekkie at all #but sometimes I will on work days #it's always vanilla yogurt #and always in those squeezy pouches for kids because they make lactose free ones

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#dp #dannypocalypse

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I read the bachelorette au dabihawks fic and fucking hell I might be a dabihawks shipper now

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mermaid au dabihawks !

dabi is a mermaid trapped in a lab and hawks is his new caretaker...

#this gorgeous art #dabihawks #Hawks is the reason they gotta put a 'do not fuck the specimens' sign in the break room