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Will: Some people are like slinkies.

Jem: Explain.

Will: Relatively useless but can st

I’ll make you smile when you push them down the stairs.

Jem:

Jem: You pushed Gabriel down the stairs didn’t you.

#the shadowhunter chronicles #cassandra clare #will herondale #jem carstairs #the infernal devices #gabriel lightwood

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*texting*

Gabriel: I just killed your sister

Will: I am calling the police

Gabriel: KISSED

Will: I AM CALLING THE POLICE

#the shadowhunter chronicles #cassandra clare #will herondale #the infernal devices #gabriel lightwood #cecily herondale

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Tessa: James said a bad word today.

Will: Where the fuck did he learn that from?

#the shadowhunter chronicles #cassandra clare #will herondale #the infernal devices #tessa gray #the last hours #james herondale

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Will: I have a science headcannon.

Jem: Can you just say you have a hypothesis like a normal person?

Will: So my science headcannon is-

#the shadowhunter chronicles #cassandra clare #will herondale #the infernal devices #jem carstairs

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Will: ‘Revenge’ sounds so mean.

Will: That’s why I prefer to call it ‘returning the favour’

#the shadowhunter chronicles #cassandra clare #will herondale #the infernal devices

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Jem: How to keep your boyfriend from taking your hoodies? Buy him the exact same one.

Will: Fool. Now I’ll have two of the same hoodie.

#the shadowhunter chronicles #cassandra clare #will herondale #the infernal devices #jem carstairs

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Will: *sneaks Church out of the institute in a huge coat, so he can abandon him somewhere*

Jem: What’s with the coat?

Will’s coat: *meows*

Will: Drugs.

#the shadowhunter chronicles #cassandra clare #will herondale #jem carstairs #the infernal devices

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Jem: What are you doing?

Will: Offering moral support!

Tessa: You have morals?

Will: No, but I support those who do!

#the shadowhunter chronicles #cassandra clare #jem carstairs #will herondale #tessa gray #the infernal devices

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Will: Schrödinger’s cat is overrated. If you wanna see something that’s both dead and alive you can talk to me any time of the day.

Jem:

Jem *sighs*: I guess it’s time to call the therapist again.

#the shadowhunter chronicles #cassandra clare #will herondale #jem carstairs #the infernal devices

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Maia: What are all these dead bodies doing here?!

Lily: Honestly, not much.

#the shadowhunter chronicles #cassandra clare #lily chen #maia roberts

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Magnus: I got arrested for being too handsome.

Ragnor: The charges were dropped because there was no supporting evidence.

#the shadowhunter chronicles #cassandra clare #ragnor fell #magnus bane

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Magnus: Met an idiot today, awful.

Ragnor: So you looked in the mirror?

Magnus: Someday you will have to answer for your actions and god may not be so merciful.

#the shadowhunter chronicles #cassandra clare #magnus bane #ragnor fell

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Catarina: What state are you guys in?

Ragnor: Denial.

Simon: Constant anxiety.

Raphael: Perfection.

Magnus: New York???

#the shadowhunter chronicles #cassandra clare #catarina loss #ragnor fell #simon lewis #raphael santiago #magnus bane

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Lily: How long are we going to let him do that?

Remus: Just… Just give him a minute.

He’s very stubborn.

Sirius, pushing on a door that is clearly labelled pull: I'LL PUSH IF I WANT TO PUSH!

#harry potter #potterverse #marauders #lily evans #remus lupin #sirius black

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Sirius *flirty*: Hey Remus I had a dream about you last night,

Remus: ?

Sirius: It was about you and I-

James: reADING THE HOLY BIBLE AND FOLLOWING THE WORD OF GOD, AMEN.

#harry potter #potterverse #marauders #sirius black #remus lupin #james potter

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Sirius: What if whenever you cracked your knuckles your fingers started to glow like glow sticks?

Remus: * silently questions every decision he made to end up here*

#harry potter #potterverse #marauders #sirius black #remus lupin

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Lily: Hey, what’s that?

Remus holding a list of all the rules they've broken: All the times I've been disappointed in Sirius

Sirius: LIAR! IT DOESN’T HAVE ENOUGH PAGES!

#harry potter #marauders #potterverse #lily evans #remus lupin #sirius black