lucid-pessimist

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🔨 ✨Bonk✨

Haha yes guys all these jokes are really funny.

Unrelated but can anyone point me in the direction of the nearest fire axe and the tumblr servers?

[lucid-pessimist]

Hetaoni

“You can run, but you can’t hideeeeee!” The monster chasing you calls out. But the monster doesn’t know that you are a marathon runner and so you just keep on running.

#hetalia #hetaoni #aph italy #hetalia italy #northern italy

[lucid-pessimist]

Look at him go

put him in a maze typa way??

[lucid-pessimist]

When you drop the spaghetti

#lucidpessimist #lucid #spaghetti #pomni #tadc pomni #the amazing digital circus #the amazing digital circus pomni

[lucid-pessimist]

I like when the arrow on the hashtag goes up how many hashtags does it need for it to happen let’s find out

#lucidpessimist #lucid #my hero academia #cursed #funny #shrek #chuck e cheese #chemicals #cowboy #cthulhu #coconut #climate change #cheese #california #no face #when in doubt #spinning #scifi #lobster #loops #pull the lever kronk #mike wazowski #threat #macaroni #bee movie #doglover #crazy #what is going on #alexander hamilton #meme

[lucid-pessimist]

✨✨MAKE IT ENEMIES TO LOVERS✨✨

#enemies to lovers #lucidpessimist #lucid

[lucid-pessimist]

I’ll fix it

The quickë brown föx jump over the silly dog

the quick brown fox jump over a silly dog

#lucidpessimist #lucid

[lucid-pessimist]

Read this as “Peach it Vegetable Man!”

"Peach isn't a vegetable, Megan"

#lucidpessimist #lucid #eat your veggies

[lucid-pessimist]

I like the ✨✨SQUELCH✨✨

#lucidpessimist #lucid #squelch #squishy #ball

[lucid-pessimist]

Using a public restroom is like peeing in foreign lands, a full adventure that I don’t want to be on. This could be me but I’m shy:

#lucidpessimist #lucid #bilbo baggins #the hobbit #frodo baggins #lotr #frodo and sam #lotr frodo

[lucid-pessimist]

You spin me right round baby right round baby

#spinning #spin #Spotify

[lucid-pessimist]

I got bored and turned my name into a hashtag so now I put it on every post

#lucidpessimist #lucid

[lucid-pessimist]

Technically i could blaze a post but at the cost of food this week

#lucidpessimist #lucid #tumblr blaze #food

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Todays the day

#lucidpessimist #lucid

[lucid-pessimist]

He’s a good driver

#winco #lucidpessimist #lucid #driving #drive #let me drive this van into your heart #mr bones #bones #man #he a good boy #look at him #look at him go

[lucid-pessimist]

Give me ideas I’m bone dry

#lucidpessimist #lucid #my hero academia #bnha #cursed #funny #shrek #crazy #going crazy #ideas #gimmie #gimmie ideas #please help #send help #pls help #help #aaaaaaah #photoshop #photoshop ideas #art block

[lucid-pessimist]

Someone: “are you a werewolf?”

Me: “No.”

Narrator: “but that was a big fat juicy steak of a lie”

#lucidpessimist #lucid #steak #food #foodie #werewolf #weretober #werewolves #fanfic #werewolves in fanfic be like #big fat juicy steak #steak 🥩 #lies #hips don’t lie #narrative #narrator talks #unreliable narrators