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Seinfeld – 5.21: The Opposite

#honestly yeah

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seinfeld has remained so popular bc ultimately all anyone wants is 3 friends with no life and who are committed to the bit

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larry david curb fancam 😇

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you. american adult with a drivers license. can you tell me who has the right of way at a 4 way stop

#in order of who stops at the stop sign first

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Sucks when you like lose your teeth in a dream and you’re like “Fuck I cannot believe this is happening in real life and not in a dream. My teeth are really gone now, no takebacks.”

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(by peri________neko)

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I hate work I should be at the (remembers I don't want to go to the club) the imagination

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i was made to be the sweetest girl ever. it’s on you if i turn evil

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you wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

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Do you think hauntings can go both ways. Like, if a ghost is a dead person who can't move on, what is an alive person who can't let go of someone dead? Grief as a form of haunting. Dragging the memory of a corpse with you because it's all that's left of them. Seeing them out of the corner of your eye sometimes. You know. It pairs nicely with obsession of revenge

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this Conversation pit is ruining my life

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The plot of Season 1 from the adults’ POV is just Victor going through a messy breakup with Rufus that destroyed the friend group (the Secret Society), but his ex keeps showing up to the house and harassing his kids. Season 1 is literally just a big, messy 95-year long domestic finally coming to a head

#REAL

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whenever I get a credit card offer in the mail I’m like I am soooo financially responsible all the credit companies want me soooo bad it’s honestly embaressing for them😝✌️

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*about to call mutual by name* *checks their bio* *i remembered their name correctly* *starts writing the post* *deletes it and checks the url again* *stares at url telling myself i know their name* *checks their bio again and i was still right* *writes post* *drafts it so i can check one more time before posting*

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need him in a way. not telling you which one