lotrhyperfixated
lotrhyperfixated
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I suddenly developed an addiction to all things middle earth and here we are ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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lotrhyperfixated · 8 days ago
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Bookverse:
Aragorn: This is Glorfindel. He dwells in the House of Elrond, and is one of the Elves of old. You can trust him.
Movieverse:
Aragorn: This is Arwen. She knocked out Glorfindel and stole his horse. You can trust her.
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lotrhyperfixated · 10 days ago
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THANK YOU SO MUCH @fairvilejen
YOU ARE A LIFE SAVER!!
(Here’s the link to the fic for anyone who wants it: https://archiveofourown.org/works/6414580/chapters/14685043)
LOTR TUMBLR I NEED YOUR HELP
A WHILE AGO I READ THIS REALLY FANFIC ON AO3 WHERE THE FELLOWSHIP AND SOME FRIENDS WERE ALL IN A CLASS THAT WAS DOING THE FLOUR BABY EXPERIMENT (GANDALF WAS THE TEACHER)
I FORGOT TO BOOKMARK IT, IF ANYONE ELSE HAS READ THIS FIC PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE TELL ME THE TITLE OR THE AUTHORS NAME OR SOMETHING THAT I COULD USE TO FIND IT!
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lotrhyperfixated · 10 days ago
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LOTR TUMBLR I NEED YOUR HELP
A WHILE AGO I READ THIS REALLY FANFIC ON AO3 WHERE THE FELLOWSHIP AND SOME FRIENDS WERE ALL IN A CLASS THAT WAS DOING THE FLOUR BABY EXPERIMENT (GANDALF WAS THE TEACHER)
I FORGOT TO BOOKMARK IT, IF ANYONE ELSE HAS READ THIS FIC PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE TELL ME THE TITLE OR THE AUTHORS NAME OR SOMETHING THAT I COULD USE TO FIND IT!
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lotrhyperfixated · 10 days ago
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Someone please write a story where the fellowship is just a whole bunch of people sharing an apartment-
Or maybe I will-
Galadriel: How are you managing to keep the Fellowship together since you lost Mithrandir?
Aragorn: I'm not. This morning Gimli called me from the other room and when I walked in Legolas shot me with a toy bow.
Aragorn: Then Merry and Pippin tackled Boromir. It was chaos.
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lotrhyperfixated · 11 days ago
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So uh- I’ve had a sudden influx of followers after posting a couple of lotr memes and I really don’t know how to explain to them that I get random bouts of inspiration and then am inactive for like 3 months-
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lotrhyperfixated · 11 days ago
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Thranduil: Tauriel, keep an eye on Legolas today. They're going to say something to the wrong person and get punched.
Tauriel: Sure, I’d love to see Legolas get punched.
Thranduil: Try again.
Tauriel, sighing: I will stop Legolas from getting punched.
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lotrhyperfixated · 11 days ago
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*Thranduil teaching Legolas and Tauriel to drive*
Legolas: What if I press the brake and gas at the same time?
Tauriel: The car takes a screenshot.
Thranduil: For the last time, get the fuck out.
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lotrhyperfixated · 11 days ago
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Legolas: So, what, now I’m just supposed to do anything that Tauriel does? I mean, what if they jumped off a cliff?
Thranduil: If Tauriel were to jump off a cliff, they would’ve done their due diligence regarding the height of the cliff, the depth of the water, and the angle of entry, so yes. If you see Tauriel jump off a cliff, by all means, jump off a cliff.
Legolas: You jump off a cliff!
Thranduil: Gladly. Provided Tauriel did first.
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lotrhyperfixated · 11 days ago
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*Legolas and Tauriel sitting in jail together*
Tauriel: So who should we call?
Legolas: I’d call Ada, but I feel safer in jail
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lotrhyperfixated · 11 days ago
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Thranduil, driving Tauriel and Legolas: So how was your day?
Legolas: We almost got surprise adopted!
Thranduil: What?
Tauriel: We almost got kidnapped.
Thranduil: Oh, okay.
Thranduil: *slams on the breaks* WAIT WHAT?!
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lotrhyperfixated · 12 days ago
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poc hobbit :) (becuase hobbits are literally the one species in middle earth that were really culturally diverse in the books, but they weren’t portrayed as such in the movies and its *killing* me-)
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lotrhyperfixated · 12 days ago
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I need to follow more Tolkien blogs
Reblog if you post… Lotr The hobbit The Silmarillion Children of hurin Tolkien mythology Legolas/gimli Thranduil Elrond Glorfindel
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lotrhyperfixated · 12 days ago
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It’s so true tho-
If Elrond had just had the guts to push Isildor into Mt Doom, all of their problems would have just vanished.
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lotrhyperfixated · 13 days ago
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Aragorn: Treat spiders the way you want to be treated.
Legolas: Killed without hesitation.
Aragorn: No.
Aragorn: *pauses*
Aragorn: Is—is Mirkwood really that bad now?
Legolas: Yes.
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lotrhyperfixated · 15 days ago
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Legolas then just give up and goes to hang out with Arwen
Aragorn and Gimli fighting over Legolas’s attention be like:
Gimli: I have an axe-
Aragorn: I’m the High king of Gondor.
Legolas: guys-
Gimli: I HAVE AN AXE!
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lotrhyperfixated · 21 days ago
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When your watching lotr and get distracted by fan fiction then you look up and Boromir is dead.
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