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lothirielswanmarvel · 4 years

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An Ode to Loki

Gather ‘round ye lads and lasses, set ye for awhile,

And harken to this tale about the trickster who was versatile.

Let’s all raise our glasses high and toast to the Jotun God,

For Loki was the coldest and never could be thawed!

His father was an imp and his mother was a queen,

The brother loved the humans and the sister loved killing.

All that Loki wanted was the humble golden throne,

To carry out a birthright that he had never known!

So then he told the lies! That made his brother cry!

And stabbed and stabbed and stabbed and then stabbed a little more!

He charmed and vowed and fought to be the rightful king,

Until the humans bowed and kneeled and started worshipping!

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Headcanon: Thor. Loves. Batman. He loves the rainy atmosphere of Gotham, and he admires that a human is trying his best to keep a city full of innocents safe. It reassures him of his faith in humanity.

#thor the fanboy #thor #marvel #mcu #avengers #marvel headcanons #marvel comics #mcu headcanons #loki #thor odinson #batman #gotham #headcanon

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lothirielswanmarvel · 4 years

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Erik Lehnsherr to Wanda Maximoff: I am so proud of you for keeping metal in the family by dating a robot, Love Muffin.

Carol Danvers: *chokes on Tony’s vodka and spews the mist on Peter Parker*

Peter Parker: Ew! I smell like Mr. Stark now!

Carol Danvers: I just sanitized you for free, nerd.

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lothirielswanmarvel · 4 years

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I’LL DO YOU ONE BETTER: The log cabin is eventually invaded by Natasha Romanoff (Black Widow), who drags along Gamora and Bucky Barnes (Winter Soldier). Bucky invites M’baku from Wakanda (it’s the only place out of the country he’ll visit), and eventually Logan breaks down and brings his daughter, Laura (X-23).

Headcanon: Clint Barton (Hawkeye) and Logan Howlett (Wolverine) have a secret log cabin in the woods that they occasionally sneak off to, hiding from everyone. They named the log cabin after Ron Swanson.

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Ned: They keep going over the Sokovia Accords in history :/ at first it was fun, but now it's taking over all school curriculum. We were supposed to go over Romeo and Juliet, but now it's just some drama where Steve cheats on Tony with Bucky

Peter Parker: They made us choose sides in class and debate—I didn't like it very much. I don't like disagreeing with somebody.

Bucky Barnes: WELL GEE

Sam Wilson: YOU MUST LOVE DISAPPOINTMENT

Bucky Barnes: AND JUICE BOXES

Sam Wilson: AND HARASSING OLD GRANDPAS

Natasha Romanoff: Holy crap he really is turning into Tony.

Everyone: O.o

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Scott Lang: You nicknamed your girlfriend after the grinch? I can’t imagine what you call your other teammates.

Peter Quill: Hey! I put a lot of thought into those!

Rocket Raccoon: I’m Little Bunny Foo Foo.

Carol Danvers: He calls me Madonna. I’m kinda flattered.

Groot: I am Groot.

Mantis: I’m Tremors, Kevin Bacon’s greatest enemy! >:3

Drax: Quill knew I needed an intimidating name, and he gave me an honorable one…

Scott Lang: I’m completely horrified of the ending of that sentence.

Drax: …Tropical Tie-Dye.

Rocket Raccoon: And sometimes Hans Gruber.

#avengers #guardians of the galaxy #gotg #scott lang #peter quill #rocket #rocket the raccoon #Rocket Raccoon #rocket and groot #mantis #Carol Danvers #Captain Marvel #drax #Drax The Destroyer #marvel #Marvel Comics #marvel funny #avengers funny

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Sam Wilson: Meh. Never really liked Vision.

James Rhodes: Yeah. Not a fan.

Wanda Maximoff: :o Why not???

Bucky Barnes: He’s creepy, he goes through the walls like a ghost. No wonder you two are a hit couple: you eavesdrop on everybody. It’s like if the Mean Girls dated…

Sam Wilson: Yeah. That’s smart to say to the girl that can make you slap yourself with your metal arm, Barnes.

Bucky Barnes: SHUT IT, WILSON.

Sam Wilson: FIGHT ME, JERK.

Scott Lang: I like Wision :3 I think they’re great!

Tony Stark: Says Eavesdropper 3#

Scott Lang: Not true! I just happen to be in the wrong place at the wrong time…

#PROFESSIONAL EAVESDROPPERS #sam wilson #rhodey #james rhodes #wanda maximoff #Bucky Barnes #scott lang #tony stark #avengers #mcu #marvel #Marvel Comics #marvel funny #avengers funny #vision #winter soldier

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*Tony gets wounded*

Steve Rogers: We gotta get you to the hospital!

Tony Stark: Screw the hospital, take me to the cemetery.

Steve Rogers: HAVE HOPE WILL YOU

#scott: but i have hope :3 #tony stark #Steve Rogers #captain america #Iron Man #Avengers #funny #marvel #Marvel Comics #MCU #marvel funny #avengers funny

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lothirielswanmarvel · 4 years

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artwork for @sofreakinmanyfandoms, who requested Thor cuddling a kitten for their winning bid on my @marveltrumpshate auction. Thank you so much!!

#thor #cute golden retriever #avengers

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#shes better than tylenol abd antidepressants #marvel #avengers #guardians of the galaxy #mcu #mantis

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sparkle buddies

#Thor Odinson #thor #marvel #mcu #storm #ororo munroe

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Headcanon: Scott Lang loves Weird Al songs.

#scott lang #antman #weird al #marvel #MCU #Avengers #marvels avengers #Marvel Comics #marvel headcanons

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lothirielswanmarvel · 4 years

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The best backgrounds for video calls

From Marvel

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lothirielswanmarvel · 4 years

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hey hey :*

Nebula, as requested by @nargelsquibbler (is the tag working? I have never tagged anyone on here so like hhhhh). I thought it would be cute if she was cooking, hah

My coloring sucks but oh well, felt like a cleaned sketch/lineart wasn’t enough

Dunno, probably other requests won’t (?) be colored but who knows ; )

Also, for the second request i got - i have so many ideas for Rocket and Gamora just hanging with each other now ah ah i’m mad at myself for not thinking about drawing them together earlier *high pitched demonic screeching*

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lothirielswanmarvel · 4 years

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IMAGINE: THE AVENGERS VS CORONAVIRUS

Tony Stark: Will never leave the comfort of his suit. Quarantines himself in the lab, and eventually kidnaps Peter Parker to keep him safe. Hoards half of the supplies in the Compound/Tower. If Tony does come in contact with ANYONE, he will spray them with a can of Lysol (he uses black flag on Scott Lang).

Natasha Romanoff: Sickness trembles before this woman, so Natasha isn’t afraid to chip in to help the community. Nat drives around in Clint’s minivan, yelling at people on the sidewalk to stay inside. She also steals supplies from Tony’s lab without him knowing.

*Sam Wilson jogging innocently on the sidewalk*

Natasha, driving alongside the road: SAM! STOP JOGGING! YOU’RE PUTTING STEVE AT RISK!

Steve Rogers, riding shotgun: Nat why

Steve Rogers: Steve is well-familiar with terminal illness (he used to be a toothpick before his transformation), and helps out at the supermarkets. Steve gets very annoyed at the hoarders. This pandemic also brings out his true patriotic side.

Steve Rogers: This country kicked Nazi and Commie ass. We’re gonna destroy a little flu outbreak.

Stephen Strange: It’s more severe than a flu...you know what? I’m just gonna hide in another dimension until things cool down here.

Steve Rogers: Coward.

Thor: The hysteria hasn’t really hit Thor. He thinks he’s completely immune, and probably would continue along his daily routine if all of his favorite places to go weren’t closed. Instead, he lives his life on video games, enjoying the over-populated servers.

Thor: Humans will get over this! I remember when my brother accidentally released a plague seven hundred years ago, and the human race is still thriving.

Wanda Maximoff, counting on her fingers: Seven hundred years...

Vision: Are you saying that your brother, Loki, is responsible for the Black Plague?

Thor: Actually, that was my doing...I tried to make some soup...

Bruce Banner: Tries to help Shuri make a vaccine, meanwhile trying to keep Thor from getting sick. Like T’Challa, Bruce overextends himself too much.

Bruce: I kinda wish I still had my old cell from S.H.I.E.L.D. it would be a really good place to camp out in right now...or to hold Thor captive.

T’Challa: Probably the most stressed by the outbreak. T’Challa tries to keep Wakanda safe, help Shuri and the medical experts find a cure, and lend aid to other countries.

Clint Barton: Hides in his secret log cabin in the woods. No one knows where he is.

Wanda Maximoff: Wanda’s another clean freak, but an organic one. She piles up on herbal tea and healing crystals. She creates a new blog online dedicated to making cute face masks and tips on how to stay healthy.

Tony Stark, wearing one of Wanda’s face masks: I know we don’t agree on much, but I think this virus has brought us closer.

Wanda: I think so, too.

Tony: I mean the organic crap is a load of hooey, but otherwise, I’d quarantine with you.

*Wanda sprays Tony with his own can of Lysol*

Vision: Probably the most outgoing and useful during the pandemic. Vis has been researching the disease, and is immune to the virus itself. However, because he’s been in contact with it, he’s probably a carrier.

*Wanda locks him outside*

Vision: My love, I promise I’m sanitary!

*Wanda throws down a container of Clorox wipes from a window. Vision sighs*

Sam Wilson: Sam still goes for his daily jogs, although he misses seeing his support groups. Like Wanda, Sam creates a blog filled with funny videos and things to do at home. Sam goes on hikes and does some bird watching in his spare time. He finds Clint one day on accident.

Sam: WHAT THE HELL, MAN. WE THOUGHT YOU WERE TRAPPED IN THE VENTS AGAIN.

Clint, with a full beard: HUMANITY IS DOOMED. I’M DOING A RON SWANSON.

Bucky Barnes: Bucky is doomed. He has no clue how to take care of himself, and is trying to keep Steve from overexerting himself. Bucky asks Bruce to stick him back in his old tube in Wakanda.

Bruce: You all snug in there?

Bucky: Yeah...can I ask you something?

Bruce: Sure

Bucky looks over to the side, where Thor is drooling in the tube next to him: Why is Thor in here?

Bruce: Because the sexiest man in the world is also the grossest man in the world. I had to keep him from getting sick.

Bucky: Oh...hey, you think you can do that for Steve?

Scott Lang: The absolute Pro. Scott has tons of practice from house arrest, so he stays at home with his stash of Disney movies and young adult novels. Sometimes he’ll meet up with Thor online. Hope will eventually force him to help her find a vaccine for the virus.

Hope Van Dyne: Come on, Scott! People are dying!

Scott: SO IS MY LEVEL 57 GNOME ROGUE, GNOMEO. THOR AND I ARE IN THE FIGHT OF OUR LIVES. TONY IS LEADING A WAR AGAINST OUR GUILD—DAMMIT PARKER JOINED HIM. TEXT SHURI AND BRUCE, HOPE, WE NEED BACKUP.

Stephen Strange: Hanging out in other dimensions, not just to avoid the virus, but also looking for anything close to a vaccine. Otherwise, he traps himself in the library of the Sanctum, looking through the archives for anything against the disease.

Carol Danvers: Nick Fury called her in. Carol’s been helping people get to hospitals, and carrying supplies out to cruises. In her spare time, Carol camps out on the moon, away from all traces of the virus.

Carol: Hey, I don’t usually get a lot of visitors. What are you doing up here?

Vision: ...My girlfriend kicked me out. I have nowhere else to go.

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TONY STARK/ AVENGERS MUSICAL: “SUITS” — FROM HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER

SPECIAL: THE MARCH MARVEL MUSICAL MADNESS

Hello Awesome Adventurers and I hope you are doing well! I know that we’ve all been stressed and scared and that tension is tough to brush off. But not to fear: Marvel is here! We have something special planned for the last day of March, so you guys have something positive to think about before April begins.

So…who’s ready for some musicals?

We have two musicals that will be released today, both are future chapters to two of my Marvel fanfics out now on Archive of Our Own: THE WIDOWMAKER, and THE UNA-THOR-IZED BIOGRAPHY OF EVANGELINE GREEN! One will involve our favorite, beloved Prince of Tumblr, Bucky Barnes, and a special spotlight for everyone’s favorite high-ego, self-destructive human: Tony Stark! Yay!

Yes, these are future chapters that will soon be released, but they don’t have any spoilers. The only thing they’re full of is fun, laughs, and choreography!

So I hope these next few posts brighten up your day a little, and remind you that your favorite superheroes will help you get through this! Love, fortune and glory to you!!

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lothirielswanmarvel · 4 years

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BUCKY BARNES MUSICAL: “MR. ROBOTO” — BY STYX HERE

SPECIAL: THE MARCH MARVEL MUSICAL MADNESS

Hello Awesome Adventurers and I hope you are doing well! I know that we’ve all been stressed and scared and that tension is tough to brush off. But not to fear: Marvel is here! We have something special planned for the last day of March, so you guys have something positive to think about before April begins.

So…who’s ready for some musicals?

We have two musicals that will be released today, both are future chapters to two of my Marvel fanfics out now on Archive of Our Own: THE WIDOWMAKER, and THE UNA-THOR-IZED BIOGRAPHY OF EVANGELINE GREEN! One will involve our favorite, beloved Prince of Tumblr, Bucky Barnes, and a special spotlight for everyone’s favorite high-ego, self-destructive human: Tony Stark! Yay!

Yes, these are future chapters that will soon be released, but they don’t have any spoilers. The only thing they’re full of is fun, laughs, and choreography!

So I hope these next few posts brighten up your day a little, and remind you that your favorite superheroes will help you get through this! Love, fortune and glory to you!!

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