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Lost Incorrect Quotes
Welcome to station 108 of the DHARMA Initiative: The Blog. In this station, your job is to browse the incorrect quotes that have been posted. Should inspiration strike, submit your own incorrect quote or ask the owner of the blog a question. Remember, the Initiative is counting on you to keep this blog alive. Namaste.
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Juliet: I have very high standards. No one has managed to meet them
Sawyer: *broods*
Juliet: Fuck, he’s meeting all my standards
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Kate: Sayid, you were right
Sayid: You’ll have to be more specific
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Sawyer: I hate seeing you like this
Jack: Like what?
Sawyer: In person
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Kate: Do I have a crush on Claire Littleton? Of course not!
Jack: Uh… I didn’t ask you that
#incorrect quotes#lost#lost incorrect quotes#lost tv show#kate austen#claire littleton#jack shephard#kate x claire
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Kate: Does Sun have to be perfect at everything? Even her posture is great!
Claire: Yeah, it’s the straightest thing about her
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Jack: If you were a fruit, what would you be?
Charlie: I’d be a tomato because nobody considers me part of the group
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Kate: Careful, Sawyer. I might start to think you actually care
Sawyer: Well, we wouldn’t want that
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Locke: Jack does have a point
Jack: Please don’t agree with me, it makes me very uncomfortable
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Jack, waking up after not sleeping for a week: Where am I?
Sawyer, sarcastically: Heaven
Jack: Oh
Jack: Didn’t think I’d see you here
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Jack: Did you get a good look at the men who were shooting at you?
Kate: Well, I tried but they were shooting at me
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Kate: What if you miss?
Sayid: I wouldn’t know, I never miss
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Charlie: Would you date me if I was the last person on earth?
Claire: If you were the last person on earth, then I wouldn’t be on earth
#incorrect quotes#lost#lost incorrect quotes#lost tv show#charlie pace#claire littleton#charlie x claire
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Ben: Ah, hello again. We really need to stop meeting like this
Locke: Maybe we would if you would stop breaking into my fucking house!
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Charlie: What’s the easiest way to steal a man’s wallet?
Sayid: Knife to the throat?
Sawyer: Gun to the back?
Kate: Poison in his cup?
Jack: You’re all horrible
#incorrect quotes#lost#lost incorrect quotes#lost tv show#charlie pace#sayid jarrah#james sawyer ford#kate austen#jack shephard
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Jack, waking up at 6am: Good morning, Kate
Kate, going to sleep at 6am: …morning?
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Sun: Those pants look great, but I bet they’d look even better on Kate’s floor
Kate: Are you hitting on Claire… for me?
#incorrect quotes#lost#lost incorrect quotes#lost tv show#sun-hwa kwon#kate austen#claire littleton#kate x claire
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Jack: We need a distraction. Is anyone here good at making annoying noises?
Charlie: My time has come
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