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I’m terribly sorry, madam. I have absolutely no idea where he learned that word.

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#apply thorough communication via crow bars

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so during the 2015-16 school year i had a single dorm room in brooklyn heights so i was hosting like crazy and i sucked off like 6 or 7 guys in my dorm. one of them who was notable was this very fit man who came over once or twice. after we finshed i commented that he was in really good shape and i asked him what he did  and he said “well i work out but also i do hip hop dance classes” and then did a brief routine for me unprompted and i was like 

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do i know you...?

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Today we lost the iconic artist Faith Ringgold whose quilt work beautifully presented black, and especially black female, life and culture. Rest in power sister <3

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have i ever shown u people my hand sofa

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#BREATHE MY BOY #BREATHE!

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So that’s how my morning is going.

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yuri in the dashcon ball pit

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CLOWNS CLOWNSSSSSSSSSS

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#grace jones #idk why

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Watching mad max fury road and my mom said "I would just kill myself I'm not doing any of this shit"

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Him getting strangled by a chimp would have been way better than being shot by a pedophile because I would hate to admit a win for the latter.

the scariest thing about old tv isnt really the racism or the sexisim because you kinda go in braced for that it's all the scenes where suddenly an actress is holding a lion cub or a chimpanzee is in the same room as a toddler, or suddenly theres a lion, or there's a chimpanzee again but it's driving a car, or holding a lighter, or holding fireworks. You just kind of watch in horror as over and over an actress performs with only 1960s tv film shootings best animal handling between her and the opening to Nope.