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if you're cringing at the genre conventions of the genre you are writing in then why the hell are you writing in it. either have something substantial to say about those conventions or shut the hell up! i will not cringe alongside you at superhero powers and spaceship battles and big eldritch worms and bone magic. i came to this story to SEE that shit and I don't appreciate it when an author tries to pretend they're above the very things they're selling themselves on
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Garr’s entry in the digital artbook. I love that his tongue sticks out when he’s happy. So cute.
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Insane things that Will did that make him much worse than Hannibal:
He had a gun with him when Hannibal stabbed him and he didn't even try to fight back, he let himself be held as his bowls were falling out
He foreplayed with his therapist during therapy
He had to be stopped from shooting a guy crawling out of a horse all because he had psychosexual rage towards his therapist and wanted to take it out on the guy he was supposed to catch
Flew to Europe to sneak around Hannibal's old property, called the scar on his stomach a 'smile' and forced Chiyoh to kill the guy she's been keeping a prisoner because he wanted to see what she would do, then turned his corpse into a grotesque art piece with no witnesses to that
He sailed to Europe and told the detective there that 'he doesn't know what he'll do when he sees Hannibal so he should be careful' ?? (brother you're there to catch Hannibal....)
He sat with Hannibal in the gallery saying the most romantic shit ever, failed to stab him and then he just let Hannibal dig the bullet out and drug him??? (you can't convince me he didn't have an ounce of energy to fight back or see that coming mr I tell the future with senses)
He started combing his hair back after Hannibal tried to saw open his brain... ok whore
He got jealous when Hannibal started admiring a serial killer
He never once complained about eating Hannibal's cooking & he KNEW it was people...
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AI this AI that. i don’t care. call me when they invent a strap you can feel
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You're 63??? I thought for sure you were in your thirties!
I've been writing professionally since 1982ish.
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they need to invent a writing that is easy. and fast also
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A Kuchi Kopi (Bob’s Burgers) tote bag I crocheted because I love Kuchi Kopi and I’m all about that tote life.
A Kuchi Kopi (Bob’s Burgers) tote bag I crocheted because I love Kuchi Kopi and I’m all about that tote life.
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OKAY SO DEREK DREAMS ABOUT STILES? ABOUT TALKING TO STILES? SHARING HIS FEARS AND ANXIETIES WITH STILES?
UM, GUYS… THAT’S THE SHIPPIEST SCENE WE’VE HAD IN 3B.
THE MOST IMPORTANT THING I TOOK AWAY FROM IT WAS THAT DEREK FELT IT WAS NORMAL TO BE ALONE IN A LOCKER ROOM WITH STILES, AND DIDN’T THINK IT WAS A DREAM UNTIL STILES ASKED HIM TO COUNT FINGERS. SO APPARENTLY, DEREK IS USED TO SPENDING TIME ALONE WITH STILES. ENOUGH THAT HE DOESN’T IMMEDIATELY RECOGNIZE IT AS A DREAM.
CONTRAST THAT WITH THE BEGINNING OF 3B AND STILES’S DREAM WITH LYDIA ON HIS BED; HE VERY QUICKLY REALIZED SOMETHING WASN’T RIGHT WHEN HE ASKED LYDIA WHAT SHE WAS DOING THERE, BECAUSE HE WASN’T USED TO BEING ALL ALONE WITH HER, IN OR OUT OF HIS BEDROOM.
DEREK, ON THE CONTRARY, DOESN’T THINK THERE’S ANYTHING WEIRD ABOUT JUST RANDOMLY HANGING OUT WITH STILES AND CONFIDING HIS DEEPEST SECRETS TO STILES.
UH-HUH.
THERE ARE, LIKE, TEN SEASONS WORTH OF BACKSTORY THAT WE AREN’T GETTING TO SEE, HERE, BUT LET’S JUST SAY THAT THE BACKSTORY EQUALS STEREK. WHETHER JEFF DAVIS LIKES IT OR NOT… I MEAN, HE’S THE ONE THAT WROTE IT THAT WAY.
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