Peter: It’s Valentine’s Day, so I decide to send a box of chocolate to the cutest guy in the mansion.
Charles: Yeah about that... The card on your box literally said "To the cutest guy in the mansion". So now everyone's arguing about who that could be.
Peter: I know. And it’s not like I'm in love with anyone in particular. I just wanted to start a fight.
Erik: Good. I can see that the love for chaos runs in the genes.
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Charles: Accept your flaws. You’ll feel better, it worked for me
Erik: You’ve accepted your flaws?
Charles: No, I accepted yours
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look, i dont care what directors say in behind-the-scenes or interviews, if they dont present that information in the film, they are bad story tellers. like, we had to assume everyone attended your comiccon panel? like? no. you are bad at story telling. if a character appears with zero context, it is confusing. i am not saying spoon feed the audience, but goddamn, there are plot devices that should be there to explain why that character showed up. not just information from your twitter. i shouldnt have to absorb five layers of media for your film to make sense
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Charles: I had never felt true fury until that day.
Erik: We lost many phones to that god awful post.
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Erik: You don’t even like the pun, you just like when I levitate the chair.
Charles: It’s nice to pretend I used to be the taller one.
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Charles: I know I don’t tell you often, but lately I’ve been thinking of our magnetic attraction. Because as they say, opposites attract.
Charles: Opposites? Like the negative and positive poles of a magnet?
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I had a dream that unless the teacher told us class was over, we were forbidden from going out the door. Our teacher was very forgetful, and maybe even malicious. After being forced to stay past sunset many days, my class decided we were going to break out every night. Eventually our attempts led us to discovering rifts in space-time where we could warp. So we never used the door. Checkmate.
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@spnprideweek day 7 - free space
Dean Winchester looks at gay people
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Nobody else is watching you the way you're watching yourself. No one is evaluating or judging you like you're evaluating and judging yourself. Everyone else is far too preoccupied with their own flaws and struggles to scrutinize your every move. Find peace in this.
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if i could turn into an eel. well that'd be ideal.
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every day i am percieved™️
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God I miss the days when you could show up to a stranger’s farm and he’d say “What’s your name, boy?” and you’d take off your hat and hold it to your chest to better let him see your face and reply “Why I ain’t got none, sir, on account of my mammy passed on before she could give me one” and he’d tell you he’s real damn sorry to hear that and ask what he can do you for and you’d tell him that you can’t read nor even write neither but you’re mighty good with horses and can mend them fallen fence posts what you saw on your way in and won’t ask for nothing much more than a hot meal and a warm barn to sleep in and he’d keep his wife and daughters inside but send his boy who ain’t got married yet even though his mama tells him he needs a woman out with a lantern and some stew at night and the two of you’d get to talkin and he’d throw you his flask to take a swig from and watch you drinkin from it while he leant against the door frame and when he finally got called back on up to the house again he’d take a sip from it too real slow-like like it weren’t the whiskey what he were tryna savour
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See, if I was meant to go to bed early then the TVA would have intervened and made sure of it.
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me as an undiagnosed child obsessed with faeries: I feel different than the other kids my age, I think I’m a changeling
me growing up, finding out I’m autistic, and learning that the myth of changelings was very likely created to explain autistic and disabled children before any of the disorders were discovered and defined:
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Hey uh reblog if you think asexuals are LGBTQ+ regardless of their romantic identity
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i was thinking about the weirdest phone calls i got when i still worked at the public library and i remembered this one phone call. it was probably less than 20 seconds long, but it still makes me laugh.
anyways, this woman called and without even saying hello after i said the usual “public library, how can i help you?” spiel, she said, “i have a very important question: when you shelve books, do you push them all to the front of the shelf or all the way back?”
it took me a second to process the question and then i answered that, at the library, we always shelve them so that they are even with the front edge so they’re easier to grab and see. she was obviously delighted by this answer and then, as if an afterthought, she asked, “okay, what about you? what do you do at home with your books?” i said i did the same thing. she hummed in obvious agreement and then just like that she said “thank you!” and hung up.
i never heard from her again. i hope she won whatever argument she was having.
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