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locutus-sum · 3 days
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cicero misunderstanding modern slang: I'd eat him with no crumbs
us: cicero that doesn't mean like literally is more like serving—
cicero: I'd serve his body up
us: cicero no i mean slay but
cicero: id slay him too
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locutus-sum · 11 days
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locutus-sum · 14 days
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my worst personality trait is that i would kinda fuck cicero
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locutus-sum · 19 days
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this is how im saving him btw
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locutus-sum · 1 month
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everyone be quiet it's squish his bald head sunday wednesday
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locutus-sum · 1 month
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Was just saying this to @marcvscicero ! Big overlap between classics and Doctor Who!
(to answer OP's question, big who girlie and classics degree)
Kind of a nonsequiter thought but im nosy so if you are a doctor who girlie (gnc) can you reblog and tag this with your major. I am a classics+archaeology major and I feel like a lot of other folks in my department are also doctor who girlies
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locutus-sum · 1 month
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Cicero when he's asked about anything that would undermine his client's case during a trial
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locutus-sum · 2 months
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locutus-sum · 2 months
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Can you tough your nose with your tongue
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locutus-sum · 2 months
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"Blorbo from my shows" no. Blorbo from my BA. Blorbo from my major. Blorbo from my primary source document.
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locutus-sum · 2 months
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He and his best friend spotted you across the senate and they would like to know if your house is for sale
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locutus-sum · 2 months
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Lelwel hartebeest (Alcelaphus buselaphus lelwel)
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locutus-sum · 3 months
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I watched When Harry Met Sally yesterday so now I'm curious how everyone's parents met. Any and all stories are welcome!
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locutus-sum · 3 months
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I THINK WE SHOULD BRING ИOᗡƎHꟼOЯTƧUO𐤡 𝈲ƆA𐤡
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locutus-sum · 3 months
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fishmongers hate me (i stuff my pockets with live eels while they’re not looking)
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locutus-sum · 3 months
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Also the central image is from shutterstock or something it's not my own art! Didn't mean to mislead anyone!
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My boy :(
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