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lizeon · 11 hours
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"my oshis graduated" outfit swap
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lizeon · 11 hours
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2周年おめでとう🎉🎉🎉
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lizeon · 11 hours
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about to lie to the government by using my google generated SSN
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lizeon · 11 hours
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it's always bad for adults to interact with minors, which is why when I was born my mother was positioned at the window and I was birthed down a giant slip n slide that safely transported me to the hospital grounds, where I was quickly accepted and raised by a gang of feral babies who were born under similar circumstances. and that's why my posts are so bad
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lizeon · 11 hours
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maybe monsterfucker erotica doesn't need a plot but it certainly gives the whole thing a bit more substance
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lizeon · 12 hours
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one of my favorite glados gags is she keeps pretending she went places. she's like i went outside today. girl you did not go anywhere.
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lizeon · 20 hours
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fact: Birds have an instinctive urge to feed their young, and sometimes some birds in captivity feed fish because their open mouths and the act of feeding them feels very similar to feeding young.
wrong and boring take: This bird is too fucking stupid to tell apart fish and its own young.
alternative take: While birds lack the cognitive skills for the kind of introspection required to wonder WHY they derive enjoyment of something, this bird is having fun.
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lizeon · 20 hours
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The so-called "walking popcorn bug" is actually a flatid planthopper nymph covered with a protective layer of waxy white filament, like a cottony cushion.
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lizeon · 21 hours
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lizeon · 1 day
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anthony j. crowley really is the character ever. he's the snake of eden. he's millions of years old. he can stop time. he likes to feed ducks. his vintage car is cursed to forever play queen. he invented the selfie. he drinks six shots of espresso straight. he lied about starting the spanish inquisition and they believed him. he lost the fucking antichrist. she's genderfluid.
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lizeon · 1 day
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this is something I've had in the back of my mind since walking wake was first revealed, and I've wanted to draw it ever since - we were just missing what entei's counterpart looked like until recently
and now I've finally made it a (slightly awkward looking) comic!
so yeah, I think the johto trio look like That is because ho-oh gave them traits of it's old friends when resurrecting them c:
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lizeon · 1 day
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The beautiful thing as you get older is that you realize so many “rules” are made up and you can just do whatever. Posters can go anywhere in the house not just my room. I can sit down while cooking a meal or taking a shower. I can make the same thing for breakfast lunch dinner for a week straight. I can roam around the house shirtless. I can wear a dress with jeans. The world is my oyster key word my and I can live as I please embracing little things such as this
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forgot to post this the other day
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lizeon · 1 day
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Nameological bullshit in video gaming, ranked:
Pretending you think a video game title which could plausibly be a person's name is the name of the player character
Pretending you think a video game title which couldn't plausibly be a person's name is the name of the player character
Referring to a player character with a canonical first name as "[first name] [title of game]"
As 3, above, but the game's title is very long, and you insist on saying it in full every time you say the player character's name
Making up an unlikely first name for a player character who's called by their title or role and treating the title/role as a last name
Combining 3/4 and 5, above, and referring to the player character as "[incongruous made-up first name] [title of game]"
Insisting that the player character of any game with a title of the form "Mark of [whatever]" is named Mark
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lizeon · 1 day
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Cool guy
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lizeon · 1 day
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i miss cd drives. how could you just take her pussy away. likes its nothing
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