lizardsmcguire

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where are all the silly billies :)

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i’m back BABY!!! (threat)

#caps

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im letting the days go by and i dont even have a beautiful house or a beautiful wife

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guys i won’t lie i’m snug as a bug 🐛

#yes i’m still rotting in bed leave me alone #insects #just in case :)

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Okay so…there’s this thing called chilling…and me and my girls…well we’ve gone pro

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i would never make a decision. what if i change my mind

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i’m ngl i haven’t opened chats in so long bc i’ve been too busy watching vpr and being tssf’s new bassist

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if i bring a book someplace it doesn't necessarily mean i want to read it mayb i just want to take her on a walk. Get her some fresh air and a change of scenery

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losing my mind rn (listening to the new tssf)

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hey 🤸🏻‍♀️

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i need someone who watches vanderpump rules to message me bc i’m finally on season 5 and i have so much to say like this has completely taken over my summer

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me, after making any trivial mistake

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one day i’m gonna selfie 🤭 (not saying when)

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girl i cant go to the arcade you know theyre gonna try to turn me in for prizes on account of im so small and rectangular and made of paper

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love is real... (ate some fruit and sat in the sun)