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Rhodey: Don't worry, nobody else is going to ask Pepper out
Tony: Why?
Rhodey: Because Pepper is terrifying
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Bruce meeting Tony and Clint after a mission: I didn't bring my medical stuff
Bruce: I wasn't expecting you two to be this incompetent...
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Peter: I’m having problems with this person...
Natasha: Kill them
Peter: No
Natasha: Then I will kill them for you
Peter: NO!
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Scott: Lets switch the initials in our names
Tony: Sony Ttark
Clint: Blint Carton
Steve: Rteve Sogers
Natasha: Ratasha Nomanoff
Bruce: Bruce Banner
Bruce:
Bruce: I didn’t want to play anyways
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Drax: Welcome to my very first vlog in which I try different hair products
Drax: [Spraying hairspray into his mouth]
Drax: I do not recommend
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Pepper: What was the one thing I told you not to do?
Tony: Burn down the house
Pepper: And what did you do?
Tony: Made you dinner
Pepper:
Tony:
Pepper:
Tony: And burnt down the house...
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Peter: [Writing Avengers fan-fiction]
Peter: Just a few seeds of angst in there
Peter: Wait
Peter: No, stop growing! That’s too much angst!
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Pepper: It was a freak accident!
Tony: Like adopting Harley
Peter: [Points at Harley] HA!
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Clint: Have I ever told you you’re a really nice person?
Tony: No
Clint: Good
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Peter: Accidentally does something illegal
Peter: [Dials 911] Hello? I would like to go to jail
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Steve: When I was your age we didn’t have cell phones
Peter: Yeah but you had other cool stuff
Tony: Like dinosaurs and Moses
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Pepper: Where’s Tony?
Bruce: He’s, uh... busy
Clint: Being an idiot
Pepper: What kind of idiot?
Clint: The ‘everything is now on fire’ kind
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Thor: The real treasure was the memories were made along the way
Loki: I almost died
Thor: Ah, yes, that was my fondest memory
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Harley: Change is inedible
Tony: Don’t you mean inevitable?
Harley spitting out pennies: No, I really didn’t
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Bucky: Love is dead. It never existed. Anyone that thinks otherwise is a fool
Steve: [Smiles]
Bucky: Hold up a second...
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Steve: Can you keep a secret?
Natasha: Do you know anything about my life?
Steve: No I do not, good point
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Peter: I’ve always been a little anxious
Peter: And then I died
Peter: That did not calm me down
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