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Tu avrai l’universo, resti l’Italia a me

“You may have the universe if I may have Italy.”

“Quando l’ingiustizia diventa legge, la resistenza diventa dovere”

Buon 25 Aprile 💚🤍❤️

#tumblr italia

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LOOK. AT. THIS. GODDESS.

Updated Portraits: Charmer 💋

Fun fact: This is my fourth portrait of Uma and I never felt like I truly captured her until now. 🥰😍🤩

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freaks and degenerates are just so much nicer and kinder than the rest of you idk. i love you perverts with illegal and unethical fantasies thank you for being so nice to me

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Wise words, Magnus, wise words 😍

They should star in a 007 movie

Sharp Dressed Man 😍

“The secret of the tuxedo, Magnus knew from many decades of experience, was that every man looked good in a tuxedo. If you were already a very attractive man, like Alec, you would look very, very good in a tuxedo.”

- The Red Scrolls of Magic

Just a quick drawing of the boys looking sharp 😉

Characters owned by @cassandraclare

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@chibi-tsukiko 🙈

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I just saw a story on AO3 tagged "pet p!ay"

TIK TOK MUST BE STOPPED BEFORE IT DESTROYS LANGUAGE

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the mortal instruments was a wild ass series. gay wizards. cunty vampires. angels nailed to basement floors. the heroine's father claims her boyfriend is his long lost son for like two or three books. werewolves run a chinese restaurant.

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Ian and mickey are the kind of people that would give their pets silly names but in totally different ways.

Ian would go for something cute but still silly like “peanut” or “cat norris”, while mickey would opt for absolutely insane and long shit like “murder machine 3000” “terminator IV” or “british rock band radiohead” and at the end they would compromise on naming the pet “mr. worldwide” or something like that

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the Evil King's daily routine💕🪞💘

✨yaaaayy another fairytale au, another day of Yin Yu dealing with his masters crush on the prince✨

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Literally me

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Endlessly diabolical how you can't say words like rape and suicide uncensored without either being criticised by idiots or punished by conglomerates.

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Xie Lian (And Hualian) as Text Posts I found

Hua Cheng Version

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911: Lone Star | Season 1 -> Season 4

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Saw the og meme and someone said xianle trio (100% correct) and I immediately made this then promptly forgot I made it for like 2 weeks lmao

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Xie Lian: I'm so sorry I violated your hospitality, you were nothing but kind and generous towards me but I ended up burning the-

Hua Cheng, on the verge of tears: My beloved, I HURT you! Struck you with my scimitar, injured your devine form, and you still have the grace to offer a smile and apologise to ME??

XL: I'm okay, it wasn't that b-

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