Smol and dastardly, that weird mix of art and science kid. I occasionally write a lil somethin somethin, or do some art.
I dump everything here, no sideblogs we die like men;
also beware there's occasionally +18 stuff in this soup!
he/she/they, you can call me tamlin :)
What do you do when you hear your best friend's hand in marriage is the grand prize in a tournament? You steal your brother's armour, cut off all your hair, and enter in disguise to rescue her. Obviously.
All The Painted Stars is a sapphic, medieval romance novel with...
⭐ Knight's Tale Vibes
⭐ Women in armour
⭐ Skinny dipping
⭐ Ruining arranged marriages
⭐ The pain of being in love with your best friend
It's OUT NOW wherever books are sold in paperback, ebook and audiobook!
When Lily Barden discovers her best friend Johanna’s hand in marriage is being awarded as the main prize at a tournament, she is determined to stop it. Disguised as a knight, she infiltrates the contest, preparing to fight for Jo’s hand. But her conduct ruffles feathers, and when a dangerous incident escalates out of Lily’s control, Jo must help her escape.
Finding safety with a local brewster, Lily and Jo soon settle into their new freedom, and amongst blackberry bushes and lakeside walks an unexpected relationship blossoms. But when Jo’s past catches up with her and Lily’s reckless behaviour threatens their newfound happiness, both women realise that love must always come at a cost.
Content warnings:
ATPS contains mention of past emotional and physical abuse, and some mild violence.
Apples are so fucked up you can get two from the same pile ans one tastes more like an apple than anything youve ever eaten and the other tastes like water poisoned by pharaohs
do you guys remember the Old Guard. remember when there was a major mainstream hollywood action scifi motion picture starring hot women with guns where gay people kissed on the mouth passionately. and the movie was both critically and financially successful. that movie feels like a fucking fever dream. i'll never achieve the high i got when that movie came out ever again
being nonbinary and a fan of non-human creatures isn’t easy. like i’m constantly struggling with the fact that i’m both like “i wish there was more enby representation in humans” and “i’m the same gender as mewtwo and that fucking rips”
I want to just... slowly mist Staeve with water. Like with one of those continuous spray bottles. Just keep spraying him until he's just a pathetic wet creature by the campfire.
Idk, I just love him and I want to torment him. Excellent work.