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my boss: hey did you see that email?

the angelic thoughtform that gives minute by minute updates on how I’m going to die: car accident

me: ope sorry no, let me check

my eavesdropping coworker who’s pretending to listen to airpods: you should stop apologizing all the time

angelic thoughtform: sawed in half by contraption

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i know nothing about dc comics but i saw the tags and thought you nerds would like this @wings-of-angels @theendisnear-buygold

I can hear you overthinking from here, Boy Wonder…

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GONGRATS OMG

I GOT THE JOB I APPLIED TO FUCK YEAHHH

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WHAT NO WAY

YOU GUYS-- MY TUMBLR POST

#LOOKING IT UP AS WE SPEAK

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max what a wasted opportunity to say "not allergic to deez nuts" how could you

Are you allergic to all nuts?

Why so curious about what im allergic too 🤨🤨 you arent finding my weaknesses that easily 🚫🚫🚫

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I wanna read this so bad

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Putting powdered sugar on the post below

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sorry king took em for a walk

Where the fuck did my sideblogs go

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everybody shut up about clubs i dont care

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1850s Tumblr Dashboard Simulator

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It really makes me sick to see people giving money to penny weeklies when Franklin's expedition STILL has not been found 😭 There are good men out there trapped in unimaginable temperatures and literally all that's needed is a little more funding for another rescue mission yet all you guys seem to care about are your vulgar little stories...

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the franklin expedition is dead as hell

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Disgraceful thing to say but I'd expect nothing less from a M*lville fan

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Sorry for posting so much about Tom Gradgrind/James Harthouse from Hard Times lately. It turns out that I was getting arsenic poisoning from my wallpaper? Anyway I took a seaside stroll and I'm normal now. Check your walls y'all

#whyyy did i assume they were committing unlawful actions together like where did i even get that from lol #hard times isn't even that good by dickens standards tbh

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Just painted this

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RIP Napoleon... you may have been unable to conquer Alexander's Russia but you sure as hell conquered Alexander's bed

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HERITAGE POST

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How does this have less than 100k notes you could literally not avoid this post back in the 20s lol

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poets just aren't dying young in mysterious water-related incidents like they used to :/

#as useless and degenerate as i find 'the living poets' and i'm glad we're finally moving on from them #i have to agree with op in this respect

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I finally got a daguerreotype of myself ^_^ Porcelain urn for scaling

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i think i hauve consumption

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They found oil in the ground??? WTF. THIS IS LITERALLY THE WORSTTTT. FUCK MY LIFE FOR REAL THIS TIME

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I swear this website has 0 reading comprehension skills. Darwin NEVER claimed we "evolved" from apes like if one of you guys actually bothered to open his new book you'll see all his arguments are backed up by evidence. He actually makes a lot of sense

#sure there's nuance like i don't fully agree with all of it #but his general theory of natural selection seems pretty sound imo

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Of course these are the finalists lmao this website is so predictable. Anyway vote Heathcliff if you dont i'm going to assume you're a phrenologist

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It's not problematic to acknowledge the fact that Heathcliff was a brute like he literally killed dogs in case you forgot. Anyway #rochestersweep

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I love the implication here that Rochester never did anything cruel either. He literally locked his wife in the attic and lied to Jane about it 😭 like that was a pretty significant thing that happened

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And? God forbid women do anything

#why'd you have to pit two bad bitches against each other #anyway i'm not attracted to men but still went with rochester #bc in terms of living quarters thornfield hall > wuthering heights easily

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Not the Russian tsar dying immediately after hartgrind became canon

#i know dickens hasn't technically confirmed it yet but like. SOMETHING was strongly implied ok #see: my previous post #dickensposting

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LORD HELP ME. THE BODY LANGUAGE. THE WAY THEY'RE LOOKING AT EACH OTHER. AHHHHHH

#this installment!!! im-- #dickensposting #i can't fucking cope #dickens wants to KILL us he wants us DEAD....

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Hi guys sorry I haven't been posting lately it's been so difficult getting to California 💀 I'm finally here now though just need to find a pickaxe and soon I'll be digging! :-) wish me luck lol

#gold #gold rush #gold rush grind #california #adventure

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Penguin falls down resulting in best sound ever [x]

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ANATOMY (2016)

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noo what's up :(

Ugghhh i feel sick :(

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hey whatever you choose don't make my mistake. make sure the cooling vents are on the sides and not underneath. my laptop has a ridiculous overheating problem cause the vents blow the hot air down and it rises right back up towards the computer. it's so stupid.

rn i'm looking for a laptop that will last me thru uni and into a career in engineering (hopefully lmao my other option is law tho) and ngl. i have no clue what i'm doing. like i'm rolling in it (cold hard cash)(from my job that i work at that i sometimes love sometimes hate no inbetween) but also what laptop is even good for this shit???

anyway if anyone knows anything about laptops/computers/whatever and has any advice/recommendations that would be very much appreciated

#also make sure the battery can last through a day of classes #and check online if it has problems with overheating if you're using it while it's charging #try to find one that's lightweight enough to carry around on your shoulders without being painful

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ten years of fighting and when shit hits the fan tumblr instantly has reddit's back. the greatest enemies to lovers story ever told.